She seems like the type of nutcase who’d lie about the babies weight, making out he was “average sized” when he’ll crawl out a toddler & rip her from fanny to arsehole
She seems like the type of nutcase who’d lie about the babies weight, making out he was “average sized” when he’ll crawl out a toddler & rip her from fanny to arseholeWhat I’m not looking forward to is once this baby is born she will portray that everything is perfect even if it’s not- she will be done up as usual smiling and making us all think she’s having the time of her life, baby will be a dream and will sleep through and she will be all smiles- because she’s done the same thorough her pregnancy, made out like it’s perfect and life isn’t like that- she’s about to make loss of new mums feel shitty!
Might rip her a normal sized crack if she’s luckyShe seems like the type of nutcase who’d lie about the babies weight, making out he was “average sized” when he’ll crawl out a toddler & rip her from fanny to arsehole
Thanks I just choked on my dinner. I literally chocked on a bit of chicken. Help me. HelpMight rip her a normal sized crack if she’s lucky
this is the kind of content i am on tattle forMight rip her a normal sized crack if she’s lucky
I thought this too. My guess is that he will be 9 to 10lb baby and elle belly will try and pass him off as weighing 6lbShe seems like the type of nutcase who’d lie about the babies weight, making out he was “average sized” when he’ll crawl out a toddler & rip her from fanny to arsehole
Wonder if he will have his dad's eyesI thought this too. My guess is that he will be 9 to 10lb baby and elle belly will try and pass him off as weighing 6lb
Bet she’ll also claim sheI thought this too. My guess is that he will be 9 to 10lb baby and elle belly will try and pass him off as weighing 6lb
His nails give me the ickView attachment 562397
Hahahahaha as if!!
They’ve got a couple more months of solidly eating out at restaurants 6 times a week!
There’s not a chance in hell he’s put those mirrors up himself, that’s a two man job at leastThat was my thought too! I know he tagged the company he had to plaster it but I'm shocked he's done all of that himself. Kudos to him if he actually has!
Or the lights in the ceiling! Basically all he's done is paint the walls black, which is a bonus for him as he doesn't need any extra glare of white walls disturbing his vampire circadian rhythm vibe.There’s not a chance in hell he’s put those mirrors up himself, that’s a two man job at least
Disclaimer for real and honest definition is *real and honest aka quite far removed from anywhere near the actual truth as in, the truth is nowhere to be seenHer latest vlog... 'I'm just being real and honest, if I'm not real and honest I'm not being me.' Biggest load of bull crap ever
The way he’s posing is like when ur mum makes u take a picture and u have to awkwardly force a smileView attachment 562397
Hahahahaha as if!!
They’ve got a couple more months of solidly eating out at restaurants 6 times a week!
I’m sure in the next few days she’ll be on insta stories saying she now has to get Conman to wash her hair for her because “it’s got to that stage in pregnancy”WHY GOD WHY IS HER HAIR ALWAYS SO GREASY?!
I’ve had a stressful week at work, I’m 3 ciders deep and I just can’t hold it in any longer. Wash your fucking hair Elle, Christ almighty.
I wondered this especially as she always seems to wash it as well! I absolutely cannot stand the way she lifts the front pieces of her hair and places them back, like what the hell are you doing? It looks crap without all the faffing especially when she picks up strands and places them back every 5 minutesWHY GOD WHY IS HER HAIR ALWAYS SO GREASY?!
I’ve had a stressful week at work, I’m 3 ciders deep and I just can’t hold it in any longer. Wash your fucking hair Elle, Christ almighty.
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