Does she remind anyone else of The Grand High Witch from The Witches? … if the witch was a bit more orange.
Eden Harvz #18 Botched up fillers and takeaway dinners"
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Guys I'm going to take one for the bleeping team and order the cook book. When it arrives I'll tell you how tit it is, take pics of the recipes to share with you then burn it in my fireplace because 1) gas and leccy is expensive now and 2)I'll be £22 down from buying the thing in the first place
I’ve not commented a lot on this thread but you guys are hilarious…thanks for the laughs.
Also a break for MH I call utter bull crap
Also a break for MH I call utter bull crap
I’d love to know why people of this generation would want to spend £22 on such a tit cook book? Eden has told her followers that the book will be filled with recipes(including her favourites), pictures of them and cute little stories behind the day Lloyd cooked it for them and a few little messages from them both. It sounds BORING. I bet the followers are so excited how to learn to cook pasta, sausages and mash, a Sunday roast, a breakfast, sea bass and all the other things that the public can ALREADY cook.
next thing, he will be bringing out a manual on how to fold T-shirts
next thing, he will be bringing out a manual on how to fold T-shirts
Don't lie, you just wanna learn how to boil pasta on a hob that looks like it's come straight from an episode of hoarders
Do you like your pasta with days old burnt crumbs? Ground in grease? Oven door that ain't been washed since the dawn of time, all very appealing I can see now why you wanna buy it 
Of course Eden has to be on the cover of the book. Who the hell is going to buy a cook book with Lloyds face in it? He’s literally a nobody, he’s done nothing. No one is going to buy his book alone which is why Eden has to be featured with her “EWM QR codes” because she knows her EWMs are aimed at her kid audience and that kid audience will be begging their parents to buy it.
This screams Zoella’s £50 advent callander scandal. It’s all coming back to bite her on the arse and I can’t wait for the downfall.
This screams Zoella’s £50 advent callander scandal. It’s all coming back to bite her on the arse and I can’t wait for the downfall.
Bless up, I guess I'm a real oneIn the words of old short arse.... 'bless up'
You got me! I've never made myself violently bleeping ill with my own cooking before so I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to learn xoDon't lie, you just wanna learn how to boil pasta on a hob that looks like it's come straight from an episode of hoarders
I'm calling part-bingo on this lmao
Something doesn’t add up, Eden went viral very fast with the “eat with eden” videos, she reached 2.9 million followers yet has never actually had her name or face on anything?(apart from that dodgy fake fan thing but that isn’t even worth mentioning lol)
Meanwhile Lloyd has been on Tiktok for around 2 months(i think) got signed up by a management and already has got his crappy slogan on a cookbook with his face?
I think the problem with Eden’s content is the fact she has no actual skills apart from bullshitting her way through life, after all, she’s already been blocked from posting on Tiktok and she’s been back a day?
What company will want to work with someone who doesn’t have a stable functioning account? Just look how well the Lucozade advert went, all the comments of Eden were turned off but all the other creators were left on.
Meanwhile Lloyd has been on Tiktok for around 2 months(i think) got signed up by a management and already has got his crappy slogan on a cookbook with his face?
I think the problem with Eden’s content is the fact she has no actual skills apart from bullshitting her way through life, after all, she’s already been blocked from posting on Tiktok and she’s been back a day?
What company will want to work with someone who doesn’t have a stable functioning account? Just look how well the Lucozade advert went, all the comments of Eden were turned off but all the other creators were left on.
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For someone who said covid is an ick she doesn’t half go on about it.
Her symptoms aren’t even bad so she needs to shut up. Talking about covid making her out of breath - no that’s because you’re a lazy cow that smokes 30 a day you crispy frazzle.
Her symptoms aren’t even bad so she needs to shut up. Talking about covid making her out of breath - no that’s because you’re a lazy cow that smokes 30 a day you crispy frazzle.
She doesn't have nearly 3 million followers and that is quite evident. You only have to see how many comments/likes and most obviously her follower count on Instagram to see the truth. She's bought these followers and bots have also come in the masses!!! She's got a following of about 400k max!
I've got visions of a wedge of A4 paper folded in half with one staple, like they used to do at school nativity. Where the words are mass printed but are all blurry or happy
the photos won't even be shiny.His best bet would have been to market this at teens who are moving out. Made it a book about easy meals to cook and tips on everyday life (except maybe cleaning). Eden could have a bit about babywipe baths and femfresh.
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Hopefully this deluded family start to realise eden isn't liked very much. A break for true mental health would be much longer than a few days girl needs to stop lieing. Doesn't even surprise me though she did things this way gets people to feel sorry for her so she can come back wanting money of vulnerable people. Can you imagine kids saying to their parents they want £22 for this shambles I'd rather burn £22 I'd get more enjoyment
Just did a quick Google and the book is “powered by hp custom content. This isn’t a brand deal at all you can literally pay hp to print a book. Literally anyone can do it. But her deluded fans will think he’s the next Gordon Ramsey
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My comment got taken down and I was blocked after about 2 mins. I only said people would only buy it coz her face was on it
As IF you'd go to a photoshoot with missing nailsShe could’ve at least got her nails fixed
especially when she's always going to have them repaired normallyGUYS 
I need to stop reading this thread before I go to bed coz I had a dream about the whole family last night and I’m traumatised. Long story short it was that Eden won a competition for money but had to prove she was poor so Freya took all her chavvy designer gear to her house, Lloyd woke up and realised she’s a fraud so cheated on her and fucked off cookbook in tow. The dad was trying to buy a stair lift duck knows what goes on in my head but there we bleeping have it. Going to go drink some bleach now to repent me of my visions. Bless up people 
I need to stop reading this thread before I go to bed coz I had a dream about the whole family last night and I’m traumatised. Long story short it was that Eden won a competition for money but had to prove she was poor so Freya took all her chavvy designer gear to her house, Lloyd woke up and realised she’s a fraud so cheated on her and fucked off cookbook in tow. The dad was trying to buy a stair lift duck knows what goes on in my head but there we bleeping have it. Going to go drink some bleach now to repent me of my visions. Bless up people - Status