It's gonna be a book Eden needs. Basic cooking.
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This will be the cookbook. But itll be Pasta* instead
No no no no nooooo I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!!!! I’m sat absolutely chuckling to myselfShe could’ve at least got her nails fixed
are they trolling us? Trolls being trolled??
Doubt she'll buy it- means she would have to get off her lazy ass and do something - she's got baby for that
What a bleeping circus!!
What in the Lloyd hypocrisy.... 'She'
What in the Lloyd hypocrisy.... 'She'
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Hahaha cookbook. If you need two misfits from TikTok to tell you how to make tomato pasta then you need to have a serious word with yourself 
Imagine the recipes… “boil the pasta, and whilst it’s boiling, baby likes to finger me on the counter”
Imagine the recipes… “boil the pasta, and whilst it’s boiling, baby likes to finger me on the counter”
So we have missing nails (photoshop budget didn’t stretch that far)
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Sausages and mash 🧑
A cookbook by a man who can’t cook
Bespoke commentary by Eden when no one cares about what she has to say
The promo video was taken down because there was a flame in the pan (what?!)
QR code leading to the wagamamas take out menu
QR code leading to Google maps to the ivy
Maybe Eden will do a recipe for a fish dish? A few sprays of perfume and femfresh deodorant and a dash of BV?
Has Lee got a page? Chilled piss in a wine glass, but you can only serve it to your wife?
Page 2. How to open a can of red bull, roll a fag then spark it up
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Sausages and mash 🧑
A cookbook by a man who can’t cook
Bespoke commentary by Eden when no one cares about what she has to say
The promo video was taken down because there was a flame in the pan (what?!
) QR code leading to the wagamamas take out menu
QR code leading to Google maps to the ivy
Maybe Eden will do a recipe for a fish dish? A few sprays of perfume and femfresh deodorant and a dash of BV?
Has Lee got a page? Chilled piss in a wine glass, but you can only serve it to your wife?
Page 2. How to open a can of red bull, roll a fag then spark it up
HAHAHA, poor Lloyd thinks edens done him something good here. Little does he know everything she touches absolutely fails and doesn’t succeed.. probably sell about 50 books IF THAT. Because what 10 year olds mum is gonna buy a book from a random Lloyd and Eden off Tiktok. He probably genuinely thinks his hit the jackpot here using her for this and Eden is more of a mug then I thought if she can’t see what his doing.
I can imagine how the conversation went when planning this
The fact she only come back today to announce this and it hasn’t gone her way is absolutely brilliant
I can imagine how the conversation went when planning this
The fact she only come back today to announce this and it hasn’t gone her way is absolutely brilliant
I knew their cookbook was going to be tit but I didn’t think it was going to be quite this bad.. The cringy photos? Lloyd hitting Eden over the head with a pan? Eden bent over licking her finger? Like what’s going on.. Its a cookbook and they’re charging £22 for it? I think they’re forgetting that Eden’s “fans” are lonely 12 year olds
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Cook book pahahaha
first thing to promote it..............you got it, sausage and mash who needs a cookbook to do sausage and mash! That's a bog standard 'mom's & dad's at work so throw yourself some tea in for my 18 and 16year old 
first thing to promote it..............you got it, sausage and mash who needs a cookbook to do sausage and mash! That's a bog standard 'mom's & dad's at work so throw yourself some tea in for my 18 and 16year old 
It was five.bleeping.days.
I have longer periods ffs.
I have longer periods ffs.
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where the heck is that right eye off to? Sliding down his face by the looks of itView attachment 1125524
christ, how bladdered / rough does he look in this
I think you’ve been blocked like most of us
Think we're all in agreement that the next title has to be about the cookbook
I absolutely love this thread! You all make me howl with laughter. I just can’t cope. The few days “hiatus” with 9 videos uploaded in the space of a few hours don’t even get me started on the cook book. I can’t stop laughing. If you Google “yes yes people cookbook” nothing comes up. It’s just all too much - even him suddenly being taller than her in the photo the little bean sprout isn’t fooling anyone
don’t even get me started on the cook book. I can’t stop laughing. If you Google “yes yes people cookbook” nothing comes up. It’s just all too much - even him suddenly being taller than her in the photo the little bean sprout isn’t fooling anyone Saving this for you Eden to remind you of your delusion when you break up! You're welcome in advance doll xoxoxo
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New photos to add to the “I’m such a successful women even though everything I touch doesn’t go any further” videos
Anyone else already sick of seeing their photographer photos yet? Cause same
Lloyd cooking eagle her pan fried sea bass
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