Would that be before or after Kat has inflicted the 'bent over clutching his bits crying' on Nish?Gross, how can 50+ twiggy Emma get preggers
At this rate Kat may as well get up the duff by Nish
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Honestly if they want to convince me Sharon and Phil (sp*rm declines too! It was actually marginally more believable with Keanu) at their ages could naturally conceive Albie then Kat & Nish is no less ridiculous… uh-oh I think that’s out in the universe now!Gross, how can 50+ twiggy Emma get preggers
At this rate Kat may as well get up the duff by Nish
And don’t forget Sharon was told she could never have kids and had 2 naturally
EE can work miracles on fertility 
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Remember Alfie had a very low sperm count and would probably never have kids? Yet he managed to father Bert, Ernie and Cherry.
Jack managed to get Ronnie pregnant while he was in a coma.
Menopause means nothing, just ask Kathy, Zainab, Denise, Sharon etc.
In fact, the only characters that struggle to have a baby are the ones in long term relationships, the ones who are actually trying for a baby.
All they have to do is have a ONS with someone they barely know, or don’t care about. And bingo!
.Remember Alfie had a very low sperm count and would probably never have kids? Yet he managed to father Bert, Ernie and Cherry.
Jack managed to get Ronnie pregnant while he was in a coma.
Menopause means nothing, just ask Kathy, Zainab, Denise, Sharon etc.
In fact, the only characters that struggle to have a baby are the ones in long term relationships, the ones who are actually trying for a baby.
All they have to do is have a ONS with someone they barely know, or don’t care about. And bingo!
Sorry, what? Jack got Ronnie pregnant while he was in a coma?!EE can work miracles on fertility
Remember Alfie had a very low sperm count and would probably never have kids? Yet he managed to father Bert, Ernie and Cherry.
Jack managed to get Ronnie pregnant while he was in a coma.
Menopause means nothing, just ask Kathy, Zainab, Denise, Sharon etc.
In fact, the only characters that struggle to have a baby are the ones in long term relationships, the ones who are actually trying for a baby.
All they have to do is have a ONS with someone they barely know, or don’t care about. And bingo!
I forgot about Cherry!!!
IIRC, Jack was shot and in a coma with life changing injuries and Ronnie visited him (I can’t remember if they were together or not at this point). Some time later she told him she was pregnant, and turned out to be five months. Which tallied with when he was in hospital at death‘s door. And in no time, he was up and about, walking around as if nothing had happened. They have damn good doctors in EE.
I think Kat has still got it 
I hope she’s the one up the duff with grandpa Nish, rather than Stacey with grandpa Jack
I hope she’s the one up the duff with grandpa Nish, rather than Stacey with grandpa Jack 
Jack made a full recovery from being paralysed and has never looked back since I don't want anymore babies and kids stuffed into cupboards for yearsI think Kat has still got it
Neither Stacey or Kat needs another child.I know, I don’t want another baby slater either, depends what EE writers have in mind, for another up the duff duff
Any pregnancy storyline has been done for nth time, nothing is shocking!
Any pregnancy storyline has been done for nth time, nothing is shocking!
Is it mean for me to also say that I don't want Reiss and Sonia to have a baby either?
I want them to fail after having spent all stunning Debs money and get found out
I swear Walford must have weird hormones in the tap water that mean only teenagers or menopausal women can get pregnant. It was quite a shock that Shitney got up the duff because it was normal! (Although surely with an HIV positive partner you’d be beyond careful even if they are in treatment).
not gonna lie... I forgot about CherryEE can work miracles on fertility
Remember Alfie had a very low sperm count and would probably never have kids? Yet he managed to father Bert, Ernie and Cherry.
Jack managed to get Ronnie pregnant while he was in a coma.
Menopause means nothing, just ask Kathy, Zainab, Denise, Sharon etc.
In fact, the only characters that struggle to have a baby are the ones in long term relationships, the ones who are actually trying for a baby.
All they have to do is have a ONS with someone they barely know, or don’t care about. And bingo!
where did she and her mum disappear off to?!
it's bizarre how Alfie's daughter is never mentioned they'd never bring back the actress who played Hayley as she's a racist in real life but they could always recast and have cherry come back into it too, she'd be five now lol
they'd never bring back the actress who played Hayley as she's a racist in real life but they could always recast and have cherry come back into it too, she'd be five now lol
Same! I want Debbie to make a miracle recovery after so many years and expose Reiss for stealing her money. Then Sonia and Reiss will have another thing in common, both tea leaves!Is it mean for me to also say that I don't want Reiss and Sonia to have a baby either?
I want them to fail after having spent all stunning Debs money and get found out
Saint Sonia a thief? How? When? Who? How much? That must have been on my ten year eastenders hiatus.
Martin McCutcheon?
I had to Google because I couldn't remember exactly but Martin ran someone over and the guy blackmailed Sonia.
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Also, Sonia stole money to have a gastric band fitted, but I can’t remember where she stole it from.
Sonia's been thieving off everyone since she came back. She stole charity money, she conned some inheritance off a patient and she stole off Dot. When Dot left her a million pound house, she wouldn't even share it with Dottie and now she's stolen Reiss from stunning Debbie. And they've got the cheek to make out she's the new Dot, never!
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