Eastenders #28 seduced by Peter's special sausage

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My list is who I objectively think would be good or bad in bed, not that I necessarily find them fuckable:

George - I mean, obviously.
Mitch - He'd definitely be more of a giver. Anything for his babygirl.
Fatboy - I'm biased here as he reminds me of my ex who was the best shag I've ever had
Peter - Dude has stamina
Vinny - he'd last five seconds and cry afterwards

I also think Roxy would be a terrible shag, and Ronnie would be a dark horse. Stacey must have a magic vagina the amount of dick she gets.
Chelsea would also be good in bed IMO
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David wicks yes! And the worst would have been Derek branning, spitting on his manky sausage fingers and sticking his fingers inside you frantically, leaving you cut and with a UTI.
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Wonder if he keeps his hand on his hip as he thrusts.
Suit jacket still on, hand on hip
 
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Michael Moon for top shagger: he'd leave you satisfied and confused I reckon
 
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Who do you think the best shagger in Eastenders is? Past and present characters included.

It is so Dennis Rickman.

Even barmaid Tracey succumbed to him, one of the funniest scenes ever when that was revealed. Sharon's infamous words too, that he's had all the women in the Square and now it's her turn. You have to admit he had something to attract so many of the women, many at the same time!


Bet you never thought I would mention him.
 
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Who do you think the best shagger in Eastenders is? Past and present characters included.
We know the answer. It’s Phil Mitchell. Tracey said he was ‘the best sex she’d ever had’ and who are we to argue with the town soothsayer?
 
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Also the caff. It was blown to smithereens and less than 2 weeks ago it was still a burnt out shell. Now it’s up and ready to be reopened?!!
 
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If Nish knows there's some secret linked to the cafe, why wouldn't he look into it? All he's done is keep it from Suki and carried on the renovations. He should've thought about how annoyed Suki was when the floors were mentioned
 
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If Nish knows there's some secret linked to the cafe, why wouldn't he look into it? All he's done is keep it from Suki and carried on the renovations. He should've thought about how annoyed Suki was when the floors were mentioned
cos Nish knows nish, otherwise he'd be out there, making moves.
 
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Best shag is obviously Billy Mitchell cause he's shit at everything else in life so he's got to be good at SOMETHING!
 
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BACK OFFFFF LINDA YOU FRIED UP FORKERRRR!!!!!
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thissssss also Jessie should have been in the 6 the Phil/Kat break up everyone going off on how amazing an actor Jessie is (and steve) the 6 storyline was big on the one day but the acting since has been abit much imo
i don't care who Jessie ball smashed, she should have been involved!!
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Who do you think the best shagger in Eastenders is? Past and present characters included.
KAT TOTALLL SLAGGG SLATERRR you know she is FIRE in those streets/sheets! tricks, hands, mouth, positions, outfits, keeping up the pace all of it!!
Phil gos HARRRRRDDDDD double enderrr
Alfie great with his hands and tongue...
 
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