Eastenders #24 Feel like pure s, just want Mitch & Chantelle’s tree back

[gigilouxx]

*man
had to laugh when nish said "get off me man" when being arrested whoever put him saying that on the bingo, bravo

I didn’t do anything man, she is my WIFE man

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

Call me strange but I love a man in a prison tracksuit...

So do a lot of women on TikTok babes, just don’t write to one of them in prison then marry him over zoom without meeting him

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

I feel attacked I love leopard print

Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimised by Timz

(Another Mean Girls joke)

 

[milkandhuni]

Spoiler: Today’s episode

Not being funny but okay Eve comes back, love that. But WHY is she stroking Suki’s face when they should be legging it?!?!

 

[Laika1234]

Why Denise acting like Jacks the worst when she was riding Ravis dick not long ago

Because she wasn’t riding Ravi. She couldn’t go through with it.

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

question about nappies
When do I know when to go up a size??
I like mamia best and the size 1s are 4-11lbs and size 2 6-13lbs?? Baby is 9lbs now

Are you asking Sonia?

 

[Luce0331]

I think it would have been better if we didn’t already know Eve was still alive before tonight’s episode then our jaws would really have been on the floor when she walked in the door

 

[Muchbee]

Back door unlocked in Stacey's house even though

Even though she was nearly killed a couple of weeks ago by a stalker

 

[GrilledCheese]

The ending

 

[LouBug19]

I for one can't wait until Phil finds out keanu was behind the kidnapping too. That's going to be one angry philith

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

I’ve never been able to take Denise and Jack serious knowing that he was shagging Chelsea back in the day

 

[gigilouxx]

I’m over Stacey shagging everyone’s fellas

 

[Hope96]

Wow! Just wow! What an incredible episode. Roll of Christmas day!

Balvinder Sopal (Suki) blows my mind with her incredible performance time after time.

Spoiler: Vinny

What a spinless shit blaming Suki. Wish they would bump him off!

 

[AdApathy]

Someone once told me if you write to the actors in EE they send you a signed picture. So I put it to the test and I now have a few signed photos and yes the Legend that is Steve McFadden is one of them

literally bought a book of stamps 2 hours ago. That's my evening sorted

 

[LittleMy]

I've just been shopping in Morrisons and whilst pondering on the apples this thought occurred to me. Back in the Garden of Eden who was it that helped herself to the apple off the tree, it was Eve! She took it from the Tree of Life so does Eve get life? Does she take a life? I'm sticking with my final choice if Eve kills Nish

And the apple colours a red one, a green one. Is Zac saying Do you want Stacey, Do you want Denise. Havent' a clue about that

Ooh er, maybe Eve kills Jack not Nish

That’s interesting actually!

But then again, if they’re just apples…



This storyline is affecting me so much I’m
starting to dream about it

It was me, I killed Reiss in the Vic with Sonia’s trumpet

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Grunting eh eh eh as he ejaculates 🥹

To the same beat as the duff duffs

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

He is SO useless like who in their right mind would go to him for help? He messes up every SINGLE time Suki and Nish give him an opportunity.


I would love it if they killed off LADS LADS LADS Reiss.

It would be a Christmas miracle, if whilst one of the six is caving Nish's head in, Reiss slips in the blood and some how gets his face caved off in the frenzy, he could be shrieking 'lads, lads, lads' at the time to remind us all how much better it will be without him

 

[Mr Krabs]

Why Denise acting like Jacks the worst when she was riding Ravis dick not long ago

Sadly she didn’t even get a ride. She just laid there in her dressing gown and looked miserable. Can see why Jack is chasing after Stacey’s floury baps.

Meanwhile, every thread member was telling us exactly what they’d do to Ravi in a hotel room.

 

[GrilledCheese]

Spoiler: Spoiler

Denise couldn't have been more obvious when asking about the mortgage etc

 

[AL10]

Tbh I didn’t see me looking for Sonia’s vagina today but here I am

Edit: I wish I could I unsee that