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Now Dom we know you read here and we are very happy you are wearing a honey coloured tie but in order to knock Matt 'the sulfolk shagger' off the no1 spot here are some pointers....
DONT smile EVER
give us that brooding look-we like that A LOT
lick your finger more- we LOVE that
Just wear suits or be naked and NEVER wear those naff dad outfits.
Get Bojo to let you do a briefing in French.
Thank you.
DONT smile EVER
give us that brooding look-we like that A LOT
lick your finger more- we LOVE that
Just wear suits or be naked and NEVER wear those naff dad outfits.
Get Bojo to let you do a briefing in French.
Thank you.
And slide into my DMsNow Dom we know you read here and we are very happy you are wearing a honey coloured tie but in order to knock Matt 'the sulfolk shagger' off the no1 spot here are some pointers....
DONT smile EVER
give us that brooding look-we like that A LOT
lick your finger more- we LOVE that
Just wear suits or be naked and NEVER wear those naff dad outfits.
Get Bojo to let you do a briefing in French.
Thank you.
Itโs been so long since Iโve read them Iโm getting confused thinking whose in what books
Morning everyone...the adverts I get on here and other social media are unreal..what the actual duck is this and why can I picture Matt in the pinkish one
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Morning, well the other week there was Men's brown shoes on my advert!Itโs been so long since Iโve read them Iโm getting confused thinking whose in what books
Morning everyone...the adverts I get on here and other social media are unreal..what the actual duck is this and why can I picture Matt in the pinkish one
It's a good job Dom didnt see them he might of bought a pair.Oh jeez, Iโm not sure whatโs worse
I had an advert for menโs underpants the other day!Itโs been so long since Iโve read them Iโm getting confused thinking whose in what books
Morning everyone...the adverts I get on here and other social media are unreal..what the actual duck is this and why can I picture Matt in the pinkish one
What is everyone up to today? I've got to do a food shop and run some errands. The next part of our story will be coming later. As there isnt enough hot Tory's to go around Im thinking @Renegadedancer could be married to a barrister?
First week of school hols and ive booked the week off (we were supposed to be in Devon but moved that to easterhols). Housework and lazy day planned today as itโs a busy week with my sons bday on thurs so lots of prep for that.
I havenโt had any odd ads on here for ages!
I havenโt had any odd ads on here for ages!
I dreamed my hoover blew up and that annoyed me.Iโm off to bed to dream filthy dreams about Dom and his big strong arms
I watched the Marr show last night. That bit where he got annoyed and said "hold on, hold on" was amazing
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Apparently Dom is annoyed with China and relations have โdeterioratedโ. I bet heโs well angry and frustrated right now 
Apparently Dom is annoyed with China and relations have โdeterioratedโ. I bet heโs well angry and frustrated right now
Can you imagine him being all moody and arsey in the office. Stomping around like a big sexy bastard.
Gavin Williamson is trending on Twitter and people are comparing him to Frank Spencer
matt doing a statement in the house of vircus
Today?
Oh dear. He's not doing great. I bet they hate having to go on tv to be grilled
Actually yes I can, Iโm sure one of his secretaries or researchers will be โgetting itโ later
Morning witches. Iโm good with a barrister, he needs to be hot though and not wet himself!
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