You'll be riding something but it wont be a horse!
You'll be riding something but it wont be a horse!
And slide into my DMsNow Dom we know you read here and we are very happy you are wearing a honey coloured tie but in order to knock Matt 'the sulfolk shagger' off the no1 spot here are some pointers....
DONT smile EVER
give us that brooding look-we like that A LOT
lick your finger more- we LOVE that
Just wear suits or be naked and NEVER wear those naff dad outfits.
Get Bojo to let you do a briefing in French.
Thank you.
Iโm off to bed to dream filthy dreams about Dom and his big strong armsNot one sniff of a dream. I've had the filthiest thoughts of him, yet my brain decides dreaming is not what I need. I just want one really rude dream with him that's all.
Itโs been so long since Iโve read them Iโm getting confused thinking whose in what booksNo I thought his name was David but its been a while and Ive probably either made them up or muddled some characters
Morning, well the other week there was Men's brown shoes on my advert!Itโs been so long since Iโve read them Iโm getting confused thinking whose in what books
Morning everyone...the adverts I get on here and other social media are unreal..what the actual duck is this and why can I picture Matt in the pinkish one View attachment 187246
Oh jeez, Iโm not sure whatโs worseMorning, well the other week there was Men's brown shoes on my advert!
It's a good job Dom didnt see them he might of bought a pair.Oh jeez, Iโm not sure whatโs worse
I had an advert for menโs underpants the other day!Itโs been so long since Iโve read them Iโm getting confused thinking whose in what books
Morning everyone...the adverts I get on here and other social media are unreal..what the actual duck is this and why can I picture Matt in the pinkish one View attachment 187246
I dreamed my hoover blew up and that annoyed me.Iโm off to bed to dream filthy dreams about Dom and his big strong arms
Apparently Dom is annoyed with China and relations have โdeterioratedโ. I bet heโs well angry and frustrated right now
Today?matt doing a statement in the house of vircus
Actually yes I can, Iโm sure one of his secretaries or researchers will be โgetting itโ later
Can you imagine him being all moody and arsey in the office. Stomping around like a big sexy bastard.
Morning witches. Iโm good with a barrister, he needs to be hot though and not wet himself!What is everyone up to today? I've got to do a food shop and run some errands. The next part of our story will be coming later. As there isnt enough hot Tory's to go around Im thinking @Renegadedancer could be married to a barrister?