Hope whoever wins that bag sanitises itWhy would you even want to go, knowing the bug might come upon you at anytime? And that you’d be smitting your Mum, Sister and god knows how many people getting into tepid water of the hot tub after you 🫠
Particularly patron saint of all perfect mothers Denise who can’t bear to leave her babies for even a second, but she doesn’t mind leaving them when they are sick?
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I’ll take a fast track ticket to hell and say I hope she only gets it when she’s on the drive up to Galgorm, has to boke at the side of the road & gets the runs too
I’m on the Time Machine Train to hell and hope she goes to the Galgorm and gets it in the spa - poops herself, it’s caught on video by another horrified customer and goes viral