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What the duck has she done to them cereal dispensers? Waste of money and counter space in the first place, but they now look horrific too. It'll be chipped and flaking off in no time.
Jal-apeno ahhhhhhhhhh you don't pronounce it with a J.... She really is something
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I genuinely can’t tell what food that is meant to be?!
Ah darling Jessica, so sorry you've had a rough time lovely 
Need to keep it on the down low, we had a bollocking last time. Fully support another attempt to expose the wee witch though.
Need to keep it on the down low, we had a bollocking last time. Fully support another attempt to expose the wee witch though.
Is that a flick of dandruff in her eyebrow?
Adding something ‘a bit posh’ to her avocado toast.... ie. salt and golden syrup. Last time I checked neither of those ingredients count as posh my babe
Her excuses get wilder by the day!
Also saying about using vegan feta because “I’m not going to be eating cows milk or goats milk” Pretty sure feta is sheep’s milk you moron!
ETA: She has a stain on her sleeve through the whole video and then what looks like dandruff all over hoodie near the end
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I just have to say that cloth thing is such nonsense if she washed them properly they shouldn't have fluff coming off them still, it is such a stupid excuseView attachment 453886
Her excuses get wilder by the day!
Also saying about using vegan feta because “I’m not going to be eating cows milk or goats milk” Pretty sure feta is sheep’s milk you moron!
ETA: She has a stain on her sleeve through the whole video and then what looks like dandruff all over hoodie near the end
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Surprised she didn’t just use a bottle of frylite instead of the oil since she “doesn’t like the taste of oil but uses ONE CALORIE frylite for the taste”
Demi: I haven’t done a food challenge in absolutely ages
Also Demi: Uploaded a pancake food challenge video 7 days ago
Also Demi: Uploaded a pancake food challenge video 7 days ago
WHY ARE THE DOGS JUMPING UP ON THE KITCHEN SIDES FFS
A wrap, followed by toast, followed by a bagel, followed by pasta, followed by cake... nice balanced diet there Dems hun. 
all served alongside a generous helping of dandruff
she’s a scruffy cow, you know her house stinks and as if the dogs are getting up on the sides like that all time time
all served alongside a generous helping of dandruff
she’s a scruffy cow, you know her house stinks and as if the dogs are getting up on the sides like that all time time
I was literally about to post this. I can’t believe she eats that much. I don’t weigh much less than what Demi supposedly weighs, but I eat no where near the amount of food she seems to consume.A wrap, followed by toast, followed by a bagel, followed by pasta, followed by cake... nice balanced diet there Dems hun.
all served alongside a generous helping of dandruff
she’s a scruffy cow, you know her house stinks and as if the dogs are getting up on the sides like that all time time
REVOLTING
“I’m actually really hungry” after already eating like two meals and a snack before lunch 
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