Haha! To be fair, I do think he's talking about head hair, but I had to take the piss. You can't plant a bullseye that big and expect people to ignore it.What's healthy hair? Surely if you have hair, it's healthy? He's talking about thick bushy pubes isn't he?
What on earth? Where did that come from? He thought that was an OK message to send out of nowhere?View attachment 2689545
pretending to be interested in having a conversation (over a few days I might add) only to turn around and say this
just say it straight away so I can unmatch you already jeez
Either that or they haven’t had to swipe on you yet as you don’t get shown each other’s profiles simultaneously but get notified instantly when you swipe if the other person has already swiped right.I've never done OLD so I'm not very familiar with the mechanics, but surely if there's no match, that means they haven't swiped you back?
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God I report these people now. I am so over it that I take the time to report them all. One was a police officer so I reported it to the police too. He is under investigation nowView attachment 2689545
pretending to be interested in having a conversation (over a few days I might add) only to turn around and say this
just say it straight away so I can unmatch you already jeez
BIB. Because I’m a loser/neurotic, I pay for bumble, so I can see who has liked me and decide if I want to swipe them back and match with them or not 🫣I've never done OLD so I'm not very familiar with the mechanics, but surely if there's no match, that means they haven't swiped you back?
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You'll notice he doesn't state where on the body that hair should be...
Help I think I’m being thick.. what’s wrong with how he spelt college?🫣Bless him.
He’s put his age as 43. he wouldn’t have swiped me if he knew how painfully boring I am.
look how he has spelt “college”.
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He spelt it collage. As in.. when you make a collage of photos.Help I think I’m being thick.. what’s wrong with how he spelt college?🫣
Oh haha I’ve just realised college is on there twice!! I was looking at the bottom one. Ignore meHe spelt it collage. As in.. when you make a collage of photos.
OH MY GODhow I know this is an old pic apart from the fact it looks like it was taken on a 0.2mp camera….
Jenson button retired in 2016 and Max Verstappen looks 12
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The audacity of having it as your main pic
@LaBlonde are you on here, you’ll appreciate this one
That reminds me of when I saw a profile and thought "Ooh, he's nice!", before quickly realising that I was looking Anthony Joshua, with my prospective match being the guy standing next to him!max is an actual child in this wtf. WHAT YEAR IS IT and why would you make actual jenson button the forefront of a photo that’s meant to make people want to date YOU
i would swipe right on anthony joshua so fast that my phone would probably glitch.That reminds me of when I saw a profile and thought "Ooh, he's nice!", before quickly realising that I was looking Anthony Joshua, with my prospective match being the guy standing next to him!
I've also seen at least one profile where the guy is posing with Mike Tyson. I think I'll pass on someone whose hero is a violent convicted rapist.
The sheer arrogance of these wankers never fails to astonish me. Who the fuck do they think they are?Matched with a guy on badoo. His 3rd message was "can I come for cuddles" I said i don't cuddle strangers. He got quite angry & said he wasn't a stranger as we had exchanged messages already (literally just hi how are you messages) told me I was dumb and needed to look up stranger in the dictionary! Wtaf! Blocked and deleted.
Once I matched with someone on that awful Badoo. First message was "What's your address? I'll come over" ...I'd not dated for years so was really shocked. I can remember wondering just what had happened to men. (Porn)The sheer arrogance of these wankers never fails to astonish me. Who the fuck do they think they are?
there’s a guy from my town and I remember on Facebook a few years he was sharing and commenting on porn accounts pictures and going into graphic detail on what he wanted to do to the girls in the pictures. really disgusting individual, and as far as I know he’s on dating apps and describes himself as a “cuddly guy”Once I matched with someone on that awful Badoo. First message was "What's your address? I'll come over" ...I'd not dated for years so was really shocked. I can remember wondering just what had happened to men. (Porn)
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