Haha! To be fair, I do think he's talking about head hair, but I had to take the piss. You can't plant a bullseye that big and expect people to ignore it.
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pretending to be interested in having a conversation (over a few days I might add) only to turn around and say this
just say it straight away so I can unmatch you already jeez
What on earth? Where did that come from? He thought that was an OK message to send out of nowhere?
Either that or they haven’t had to swipe on you yet as you don’t get shown each other’s profiles simultaneously but get notified instantly when you swipe if the other person has already swiped right.
God I report these people now. I am so over it that I take the time to report them all. One was a police officer so I reported it to the police too. He is under investigation now
BIB. Because I’m a loser/neurotic, I pay for bumble, so I can see who has liked me and decide if I want to swipe them back and match with them or not 🫣
Bless him.
He’s put his age as 43. he wouldn’t have swiped me if he knew how painfully boring I am.
look how he has spelt “college”.
He’s put his age as 43. he wouldn’t have swiped me if he knew how painfully boring I am.
look how he has spelt “college”.
Help I think I’m being thick.. what’s wrong with how he spelt college?🫣Bless him.
He’s put his age as 43. he wouldn’t have swiped me if he knew how painfully boring I am.
look how he has spelt “college”.
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He spelt it collage. As in.. when you make a collage of photos.
Oh haha I’ve just realised college is on there twice!! I was looking at the bottom one. Ignore meHe spelt it collage. As in.. when you make a collage of photos.
It would be like me using my photo of me gazing adoringly up at Robbie Williams when he was in Take That (the first time) as my profile pic. Way to tell people you're a lot older than you're saying 
OH MY GODhow I know this is an old pic apart from the fact it looks like it was taken on a 0.2mp camera….
Jenson button retired in 2016 and Max Verstappen looks 12
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The audacity of having it as your main pic
@LaBlonde are you on here, you’ll appreciate this one
max is an actual child in this wtf. WHAT YEAR IS IT and why would you make actual jenson button the forefront of a photo that’s meant to make people want to date YOU
speechless.
That reminds me of when I saw a profile and thought "Ooh, he's nice!", before quickly realising that I was looking Anthony Joshua, with my prospective match being the guy standing next to him!
I've also seen at least one profile where the guy is posing with Mike Tyson. I think I'll pass on someone whose hero is a violent convicted rapist.
i would swipe right on anthony joshua so fast that my phone would probably glitch.
but - exactly! why would you make your main photo a photo of you stood next to a really attractive celebrity?! it’s a step up from men posting group photos with their really cute friends
i’m not out here posting photos of me with margot robbie!the benefit is, like you say, you can get the measure of a person quite fast though based on the celeb they’re proud to pose with.
Matched with a guy on badoo. His 3rd message was "can I come for cuddles" I said i don't cuddle strangers. He got quite angry & said he wasn't a stranger as we had exchanged messages already (literally just hi how are you messages) told me I was dumb and needed to look up stranger in the dictionary! Wtaf! Blocked and deleted.
The sheer arrogance of these wankers never fails to astonish me. Who the duck do they think they are?
Once I matched with someone on that awful Badoo. First message was "What's your address? I'll come over" ...I'd not dated for years so was really shocked. I can remember wondering just what had happened to men. (Porn)
there’s a guy from my town and I remember on Facebook a few years he was sharing and commenting on porn accounts pictures and going into graphic detail on what he wanted to do to the girls in the pictures. really disgusting individual, and as far as I know he’s on dating apps and describes himself as a “cuddly guy”
definite incel vibeswhat 35 year old puts his name as that?!
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