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Using AI photos for ALL their photos.
I can tell you now, no one who lives 12 miles away from me would dress in a waistcoat like that.
I can tell you now, no one who lives 12 miles away from me would dress in a waistcoat like that.
I lowered my age range to 8 year younger than me.
Hard pass.
Then I up it to mid/late 40s and they put in their bio they’re not looking for a gold digger
wtf. (I’ve seen it twice)
Hard pass.
Then I up it to mid/late 40s and they put in their bio they’re not looking for a gold digger
wtf. (I’ve seen it twice)
Is there any surer sign that a man is completely skint? What's that phrase..."Stop complaining about gold diggers, you ain't got tit!"Then I up it to mid/late 40s and they put in their bio they’re not looking for a gold digger
Don’t have bumble open in the background while you’re on the phone to someone on loudspeaker. I just went press the button of end the call, but my dad hung up straight away, so the call display disappeared from the screen and I’ve just accidentally super liked someone. 
I suspect "Alex" has some "exclusive investment opportunities" involving crypto that he would like to share with the women of Bumble.
I'd never do online dating but i wonder what match I'd get telling the truth? Boring, hates holidays and travel and people, old, ugg AND upload one of those accidental front camera pics, 10 chins, blobby nose, receding hairline 
I think it could work!
I think it could work!
Ugh, guys who feel the need to specify that they are “not vanilla” and disclose other sexual quirks in their bio.
And on Bumble, what exactly is “Sex positivity” meant to signify?
And on Bumble, what exactly is “Sex positivity” meant to signify?
Get ya coat, you've pulled!I'd never do online dating but i wonder what match I'd get telling the truth? Boring, hates holidays and travel and people, old, ugg AND upload one of those accidental front camera pics, 10 chins, blobby nose, receding hairline
I think it could work!
It means he wants you to [BLEEP] him up his [BLEEP]
I hope he doesn't mean haemorrhoidsDoes he mean wine?! The grapes
“The last time I was anyone’s type, I was giving blood”
Why do they use the same boring lines. I’d rather they didn’t have anything than using overused phrases.
Why do they use the same boring lines. I’d rather they didn’t have anything than using overused phrases.
That's the thing about these bios....you see the same old trotted out line time after time.
Exhibit A: "If we meet and you don't look like your pics, you're buying the drinks until you do."
Yawn.
I downloaded some apps today out of morbid curiosity and feel cleansed, fed up not hard up (which is just as well). I even downloaded the vegan ones again their bios are something else. “I don’t like eating animals but you need to like f*cking like one” and lots of poly weirdos. Lastly I downloaded Tinder to spot how many guys from the gym who act shifty are on there and found a few, men are so obvious when they’re single. The bios from the local men included “got a job so am no bum” & “if you smoke weed get in the bin”.
their bios are something else. “I don’t like eating animals but you need to like f*cking like one” and lots of poly weirdos. Lastly I downloaded Tinder to spot how many guys from the gym who act shifty are on there and found a few, men are so obvious when they’re single. The bios from the local men included “got a job so am no bum” & “if you smoke weed get in the bin”.
Need to dump my situationship this week as he’s giving me the ick so went back on hinge tonight. Please can we leave illiterate men in 2023?
“I don’t like eating animals but you need to like f*cking like one”I downloaded some apps today out of morbid curiosity and feel cleansed, fed up not hard up (which is just as well). I even downloaded the vegan ones again
A black widow springs to mind.
I’m so tempted to reply with “must try harder. 3/10 for effort. 0/10 for grammar”Need to dump my situationship this week as he’s giving me the ick so went back on hinge tonight. Please can we leave illiterate men in 2023?
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Are there dating sites specifically for Vegans???I downloaded some apps today out of morbid curiosity and feel cleansed, fed up not hard up (which is just as well). I even downloaded the vegan ones again
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