The bar is in hellLeast he's honest
The even bigger ick is that likely he copied and pasted this from somewhereWhat the fuck is wrong with these men?
Get in the fucking bin!What the fuck is wrong with these men?
I saw a fella’s profile the other night who said he recently discovered his superpower is that he can sneeze and fart at the same time.I can't send an attachment. Just seen this catch of a man. As he likes me
Bryan
48
bit fartie, Bit smelly lol
Looking for something casual
Why!! Just why!!
Yeh. Some of them don’t have an original bone in their body.The bar is in hell
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The even bigger ick is that likely he copied and pasted this from somewhere
I once went on a date with a guy who told me he keeps a note of all the funny things he sees on dating profiles so he can use them himself. I knew then he was not for meThe even bigger ick is that likely he copied and pasted this from somewhere
Charlie sounds like a keeperI have a folder on my phone for these now as I have so many! These are a few of my personal faves.
I’m absolutely dying at this. Imaging this guy copy and pasting it and then sitting back and being like “yep, that’s it, that will do the trick” hahahaha what is wrong with them?!What the fuck is wrong with these men?
This sums up the character of the men whose profiles I’m viewing too.His other profile is looking for someone to enlighten him on sex as he hasn’t been intimate due to a long period of depression. I’ll share it when I find it
He’s trying to make himself fell better about lying about his age…. Won’t even take responsibility that he deliberately put in the wrong year… speaks volumesThis sums up the character of the men whose profiles I’m viewing too.
One dope has written, “I’m 59 not 51 but they won’t let me change it”. Why not create a new profile with your real age dude?!
I saw a
why did he joke about this? Men are a different speciesI once had arranged to meet a guy for first date. The night before we were due to meet he texted to say he had a confession to make…he wanted me to know that he was 53 and not 43 like his profile said. I was gutted as we had been getting along so well over the phone. So I texted him to cancel the date and sent a big long explanation of how disappointed I was (cringe)… He rang me in a panic to say he was only joking and he really was only 43. He sent me a screenshot of his passport to prove it. I felt like such a dope!
Men!!!!
This stuff works on (some) men so they obviously think it will work on women...Ummm at least he's honest?!
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I despair I honestly do.
The romance!This stuff works on (some) men so they obviously think it will work on women...
If I had propositioned my husband on a dating site instead of face to face there's a strong chance I would feature on this threadI saw my husband across a pub (a wetherspoons too ) and thought he was fit. One of my friends said she knew him and he later walked past our table and stuck his tongue out to her, I then said "put that away or I'll be sat on it later" and hey presto, almost 17 years later here we still are in my defence, I was young and VERY drunk
OK, I'll see myself out...
I set the bar low really didn't IThe romance!
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