Dating app Icks

[FakeSmile]

This stuff works on (some) men so they obviously think it will work on women...

If I had propositioned my husband on a dating site instead of face to face there's a strong chance I would feature on this thread I saw my husband across a pub (a wetherspoons too ) and thought he was fit. One of my friends said she knew him and he later walked past our table and stuck his tongue out to her, I then said "put that away or I'll be sat on it later" and hey presto, almost 17 years later here we still are in my defence, I was young and VERY drunk

OK, I'll see myself out...

Did he put his tongue away

 

[Traazers]

I set the bar low really didn't I but, now I'm older all this carry on would make me heave!

Same here, I’d known my partner from parties when we were younger. He popped in my head randomly so I added him on fb to snoop and the rest is history! I’ve done my time on the dating sites though, it’s a minefield. I probably still have some screenshots somewhere

 

[J2607]

Same here, I’d known my partner from parties when we were younger. He popped in my head randomly so I added him on fb to snoop and the rest is history! I’ve done my time on the dating sites though, it’s a minefield. I probably still have some screenshots somewhere

I love organic stories like these Few and far between these days!

 

[Rayne]

What the duck is wrong with these men?

Omg this guy was in my hinge likes today, I’ve seen him on bumble too. I didn’t match with him as one of his prompts was really off, like he was trying to be witty but completely falling flat. My gut feeling doesn’t let me down sometimes

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

 

[curiouserandcuriouser2022]

“Not looking for a female Peter Pan”

He probably is looking for a mother for himself!

 

[Traazers]

I love organic stories like these Few and far between these days!

I never saw it for myself at all, the week before we started talking again i'd warned my mum i'd probably never be with anyone or marry etc. and here I am now talking wedding colour schemes (not actually engaged yet) with the hot quiet guy at the back of the room from when I was 14!

 

[BoogleC]

“An educated wholesome woman” and yet the thing bothering me most is the lack of comma. Sick of it.

 

[LittleLizzy1985]

Did he put his tongue away

He walked back to his table, got his drink and came and sat next to me... and I lost ALL of my bravado but we ended up swapping numbers.and went out a couple of days later
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Same here, I’d known my partner from parties when we were younger. He popped in my head randomly so I added him on fb to snoop and the rest is history! I’ve done my time on the dating sites though, it’s a minefield. I probably still have some screenshots somewhere

I love a good Facebook romance! Haha

 

[Sr1992]

PSA on behalf of all scaffolders from Danny

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

It gives me the rage/ick when they tell you to add them on Snapchat.

 

[Serene Serena]

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You just know he’s going to be the most boring man on the planet

 

[LaBlonde]

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and then you’ll add it to the charity shop bag, never to take to space on your bookshelf again

 

[Pinkii]

“An educated wholesome woman” and yet the thing bothering me most is the lack of comma. Sick of it.

He needs get educated in the english language before he demands an educated woman to fall at his feet

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

why the hashtags?

 

[BWGossip]

why the hashtags?

The quotation marks are also a big ick for me. Who said it? Einstein?

Anyone using the term 'digital nomad' unironically gives me the ick tbh

 

[unidentified]

Not just the divorced over 40’s

 

[Sir Lancelot]

why the hashtags?

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They would have both fit on the door but it would have capsized due to their weight and balance and they'd have both died.
Also, IT IS A bleeping FILM, NOT A DOCUMENTARY, YOU twit!

Ahem.

 

[LaBlonde]

They would have both fit on the door but it would have capsized due to their weight and balance and they'd have both died.
Also, IT IS A bleeping FILM, NOT A DOCUMENTARY, YOU twit!

Ahem.

also i hate when men put this in their dating bios (i see it all the time, like “the jim to my pam”) because it’s so disingenuous you just know they got it online in a list of “best dating bio quotes”.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

also i hate when men put this in their dating bios (i see it all the time, like “the jim to my pam”) because it’s so disingenuous you just know they got it online in a list of “best dating bio quotes”.

The Titanic thing really annoys me; it reeks of "Oh, that woman let Leo die! She could have let him on!"
It's misogyny hidden as 'film fan' and it's a big warning sign to put it on a dating profile, ffs.

Men.
Ridiculous. All of them.