ASOS? I’ll have it!Oh that’s good I’ll start making a list of who’s going to have all the useless crap I’ve bought during lockdown
1000%. Tempted to just say all the best, cos I never do that when I spot someone isn’t interested and always end up getting hurt/strung along!Don't make any more effort. If he wants to date you he'll be back in touch with some suggestions.
I love that!! A sense on humour is probably the sexiest thing sometimesASOS? I’ll have it!
My favourite so far and he was a looker!
I wouldn't even waste time saying that to him tbh. Just move onto the next one.1000%. Tempted to just say all the best, cos I never do that when I spot someone isn’t interested and always end up getting hurt/strung along!
Yeah I agree. Just go silent on him and move on. He knows where you are if he wants to make an effort!I wouldn't even waste time saying that to him tbh. Just move onto the next one.
So he wants you to be intense but also not intense at the same time
Hahahaha he doesn’t want begging but wants someone who wants to marry him at first sight? Right makes sense
Either a cheesey chat up line or something to do with their profileQuestion: How do you all start conversations on Bumble? Just a 'hey', or something to do with their profile etc?
Yeah I always ask them about something interesting they’ve said about on their profile. If they’ve written nothing I clutch at straws - either compliment their appearance, ask about any tats I see, or ask about a nice destination in their picsQuestion: How do you all start conversations on Bumble? Just a 'hey', or something to do with their profile etc?
At least he knows where he is!Hahahaha he doesn’t want begging but wants someone who wants to marry him at first sight? Right makes sense
Hahahaha oh thank god, I was concerned for himAt least he knows where he is!
He’s a weirdo get ridSomeone help me decipher this
I've been chatting via WhatsApp to my Tinder toyboy for what feels like 29 yrs. Since the first lockdown. He's actually nice. Bit geeky, creative, no ego, etc. Around Christmas he suggested meeting. I wasn't in the mood so fobbed him off. I'm very surprised he has still stuck to messaging me. He does sometimes get on my wick but I've grown used to him (or developed Stockholm Syndrome, as he suggested)
Often, though, his texts leave me scratching my head. He has a very quirky sense of humour and sometimes I have no clue what he's on about. Which I tell him and he laughs about.
He's hinting about once his second jab kicks in then nothing will stop him having fun this summer, but is making no outright suggestions of meeting up. So, what's happening is this slow drip of intermittent texts that feel like they're going nowhere, but with a bit of flirting thrown in.
He sent something the other day and in reply I asked how good his teasing skills were. He replied...
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What the hell do you reckon he's implying with "tedious titillations"?
Ew that is SO weird, nexttttt!Is it me or this a really weird thing for him to say?
I did laugh at the "lol" at the endIs it me or this a really weird thing for him to say?
Ugh thats grimIs it me or this a really weird thing for him to say?
The standard response when they’ve said something risqué that hasn’t been well received.I did laugh at the "lol" at the end
A fast kisser? That doesn’t even make sense!Is it me or this a really weird thing for him to say?
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