Dating after lockdown #21 More red flags than Pamplona, we don’t wanna know about your boner.

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I WISH I had the audacity of my goddaughter. She recently broke up with a boy (both 14) because she said he had a funny smell. She literally said: "You smell like cheese. I do not want a boyfriend who smells like cheese. I want to break up, cheese boy." 😂
please please please can we nominate “i want to break up, cheese boy” as a thread title.

i know it doesn’t really fit but it will make me happy whenever i see it 🤣

I've been pottering around at home, just so happy to not have Covid! @LaBlonde hope you're improving a bit 🤞and I've been pondering on how I doubt I could cope with another in my life.
For example, I loathe the heat, so what if I was with someone who was all "C'mon let's hit the road, go to Brighton, sit with hoards on the beach & queue for hours to get home again. C'mon it'll be fun!)
Or he's a quiet chap, doesn't say much & spends hours gaming, sneaks off to the bathroom to look at porn 😑. Or would we be cuddled up gazing into each other's eyes. 💏 Maybe he'd be in the garden or horrors glued to the TV watching football. Maybe he'd be one of those guys who's awful at cooking, breaks everything he touches and can't assemble a drill.
I can't be around anyone for more than a few hours so maybe I'm better off single, alone with my imagination, pottering and musing on life. It's really not so bad being single and it's wonderful to not have Covid! 🙂
it’s very kind of you to think of me, thank you! i’m getting there, the fatigue is the worst part at the moment as everything is just a huge huge effort. improving every day though!

i love the rest of your post ☺ i think this all the time. as much as i’d like companionship i think i would want it on extremely specific terms - i too can’t deal with someone in my space for more than a few hours. sometimes i look around my lovely house and think “a MAN?! HERE?!” and it gives me the chills.
 
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Talking of Love Island, I watched it once when this guy was on, I am sure I am not alone when I say these types of guys who are obsessed with their appearance are really f++king dull and actually the oiled up abs looks pretty 🤢, just me?
 
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Talking of Love Island, I watched it once when this guy was on, I am sure I am not alone when I say these types of guys who are obsessed with their appearance are really f++king dull and actually the oiled up abs ooks pretty 🤢, just me?
i’m sorry but 26?!?!?!?!! when, in 1994?!?

that one arm vein (you can see the one) and the weird gap in his abs are giving me the ick. also, men like that are always dull. nothing going on behind those eyes except putting the word “cheeky” before everything and having “banter”.
 
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He looks ill in those photos and he hasn’t received the best comments about going back
into the villa. Someone said 26 going on 48 😂

I’m not attracted to those builds.. They give me the ick. Dad body any day for me please.
 
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Me and the guy from work have been chatting loads and we genuinely been getting on. We make each other laugh.
Myself him and my other crew mate are having a lunch date after training on weds so that be the first time seeing him outside of work that's not crowed with other 20 ppl.
Even if we stay at mates I'm cool with that
 
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He looks ill in those photos and he hasn’t received the best comments about going back
into the villa. Someone said 26 going on 48 😂

I’m not attracted to those builds.. They give me the ick. Dad body any day for me please.
Absolutely, can’t think of anything worse than being with a guy that looks/acts like someone of love island 🤢
 
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I like em 5.10 ish, broad shoulders but must have a bit of flab around the belly to squish. Dark hair, brown eyes & that something rare that appeals to me. That guy must worry a lot if he's 26. Loathe all the abs & sculptured muscles. I don't watch Love Island. It's everything I hate about society. 😤
 
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Absolutely, can’t think of anything worse than being with a guy that looks/acts like someone of love island 🤢
as said (way more eloquently!) upthread - love island (and that type of show) is going to be responsible for incredibly toxic (mainly male) behaviours for a whole generation of people. that’s if it isn’t already!

i read more about the apparent 26 (🤣) year old in the photo and woman’s aid are protesting him being allowed back in because he was borderline abusive last time. but the show is promoting him as a bombshell, a bad boy to be tamed etc etc. it’s such dangerous language.
 
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I remember that Adam from his first appearance on Love Island. He was a gaslighting narc. He ditched his original match for a girl called Rosie, who was a dreadful “pick me” type. She acted like the cat who’d got the cream with him for a few days before Zara McDermott came along and she was given the inevitable but very bitter taste of the first girl’s medicine.

I hate myself for remembering all this. 🥲
 
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as said (way more eloquently!) upthread - love island (and that type of show) is going to be responsible for incredibly toxic (mainly male) behaviours for a whole generation of people. that’s if it isn’t already!

i read more about the apparent 26 (🤣) year old in the photo and woman’s aid are protesting him being allowed back in because he was borderline abusive last time. but the show is promoting him as a bombshell, a bad boy to be tamed etc etc. it’s such dangerous language.
Wow, I‘m clueless when it comes to love island info so that is absolutely shocking 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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I WISH I had the audacity of my goddaughter. She recently broke up with a boy (both 14) because she said he had a funny smell. She literally said: "You smell like cheese. I do not want a boyfriend who smells like cheese. I want to break up, cheese boy." 😂
right then ladies - i shall make a new thread, courtesy of ms curly’s absolute legend of a goddaughter. meet me there! 😘

new thread here!

 
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