2023.
None of her claimed TV, film, Netflix work or her one woman West End show happened.
Her marriage to convicted drug dealer David Kelly of Bootle didn't happen. Having split up 4 times she is now back together with him again.
Her mysterious multi millionaire Turkish businessman was a figment of her imagination.
She got tattoos in tribute to David the drug dealer and Chad the Daddy - a permanent reminder of her utter stupidity. Chad the Daddy has fled to Portugal apparently owing Polo £78,000 (Polo owes a catfished pensioner £80,000 so karma).
This year she has flitted between Portugal, Spain, UK, Turkey and the USA with the cheapest flights possible and staying at accommodation provided by Chad the Daddy, nice but dim Rosie and Slimy Rhymi.
Her much anticipated facial reconstruction surgery turned out to be a mere thread lift, fat transfer, Botox and fillers. Having been butchered in Turkey where they operated without anaesthetic and slapped her on the operating table she ended up looking like Marilyn Monroe (the decomposing corpse not the star). Having vowed never to go back to Turkey for surgery she promptly went back to get bigger comedy breasts.
Her job with Social Icon appears to have been another figment of her imagination. However her new comedy breasts meant she was on demand on Only Grams where for a 50% discount, 66% discount, Free for a month you could see her fingering her fruit corner to her hearts content - sadly nobody took up her free offer. So successful was her free offer she decided to flog a set of photos of her backside in the air with closeups of her hole and designer vagina for a mere £50 - she couldn't give away free photos so nobody is going to part with £50.
Polo is back to publishing highly filtered photos and posting details of her busy A-lister celebrity lifestyle to her adoring and deluded fans - so busy is she that she is alone in a hotel room in Harlow fingering her fruit corner in the hope some punter will part with some cash.
3 weeks ago she was moving to either a flat, apartment or house but instead she has stayed at 3 cheap hotels - she was supposedly moving to her new home Wednesday but is apparently still in her sticky hotel room.
Can't keep up with the people she has fallen out with - Big Amy has seen sense and kicked Polo out of her sons bed.
For 3 months the media have ignored her - no media coverage no steady trickle of tabloid cash.
The thread title is perfection:-
No job, no nose, no fam, no besties - what will become of Necrotic Westie?
What will 2024 bring - she claims she is going to get married to David, go back to Turkey for even bigger comedy breasts and publish her book.
First rule of Polo - never believe anything she says.
He isn't following her back yet.
