Haha,excellent Pom.As suggested by @Dollylovesshoes on the last thread...Danni as Marge from Benidomxxx
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and an extra pic I couldn't resist makingxx...
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Daniella Westbrook #10 Is that Marilyn back from the dead? Nope its Westcrack with her corpse head
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Just a thought but isnโt there a 90 day max per year on staying in one European country due to the joys of Brexit, so polo must have hit that, or be about to with Portugal. Unless she has an extended visa she must be having to country hop to not get a fine or be denied entry
Up to her usual trying to insert herself into other peoples holidays as she is there all alone.
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It's Marilyn Monroe said nobody ever...
I haven't followed Polo closely but is she stinky like Skank Price?
To give Polo slight credit her hair doesn't look full of grease like Skank and her clothes aren't covered in stains and worn for a whole week?
Yet Polo still looks like she smells a bit?
To give Polo slight credit her hair doesn't look full of grease like Skank and her clothes aren't covered in stains and worn for a whole week?
Yet Polo still looks like she smells a bit?
The necrophiliacs group possibly.............................
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm it seems a couple of the 12 year old "journos" have not gone on their holidays with their Mum & Dad yet if this stuff is still appearing. The 12 year olds over in skanky price's corner must have gone already because the journos over there have been brutally frank with stuff about the skank-monster so the Grown Ups must have taken-over for a week or two. Either that or they are just taking the pissWho writes this utter shite?
"Rocked a natural look. . . "
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That sounds exactly like the crap they write about skanky!Im sure the Mirror is being cryptic with their photo comments:-
"Danniella Westbrook appeared in high spirits as she cosied up to Wayne Lineker"
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Danniella Westbrook cosies up to Wayne Lineker after latest surgical procedure
Former EastEnders star Danniella Westbrook was seen looking relaxed as she posed with pal Wayne Lineker who vowed to find her a new boyfriend in Ibizawww.mirror.co.uk
And they are truly taking the piss with this:-
The mum-of-two looked sensational as she rocked a black string bikini which she opted to cover up with a golden meshed kaftan dress while wearing a cream fedora hat to complete her look. The actress wore her blonde tresses in a natural style as she rocked a natural look as she embraced the warmer weather.
I guess they must have a little booklet of "Stock Phrases To Use" as regards drivel on the likes of these non-eventers where they simply change the clothing descriptions and its done - straight off to print!
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Why does she just have to duck everything up? Canโt even have a boob job properly, support your tits and get them wounds away from the sun 
Also you know how management companies pay the papers to print stories about their clients- if sheโs managing herself does that mean sheโs paying the papers to talk about her?
Why is that trash constantly forced in our faces? Same reason most other trashy, talentless celebs are. I think celeb industry is being used to dumb down society. Why else do most news pages now have Daily Mail style sidebars we can't avoid on every news story, to get easily influenced gullible people to care about what over hyped talentless half wits are doing? They turn ex-manufactured band members who can't sing solo, or Essex reality show contestants into style icons, because it involves no more skill than wearing clothes, except they're less stylish than everybody else I've ever seen, as have orange skin, obvious fake chest they like showing off, scouse brows, plastered on make-up. Or half a news page had Kardashian naked, and then they said she broke the internet, when nobody wanted to see her naked anyway.
Can't even walk into a newsagents without being confronted by rows of magazines full of thick orange people, with their dumb made up stories. Before their promoters make up a new career for attention, like business person for putting their name on a perfume somebody else made, or fashion designer for drawing a picture of a dress, and then getting somebody to make it who has worked in and studied the industry. Or the Beckhams selling their kids into the celeb industry with made up stories by their promoter, so their talentless mother can use them to keep selling dumb stories to magazines. Then the gullible brainwashed army of people say they must be great if rich, from there being so many gullible brainwashed people to care about types who are worse than most people.
Although most of the time they're a dumb magazine interview away from bankruptcy.
However, I suppose Daniella has the added bonus of being more of a freak show than many other Zlebs. Who else would have such little shame to do her latest attention seeking schemes? Seeing her fresh surgery scars make me want to vomit.
How does she afford these trips? Even if theyโre not fancy, they still cost money! Someone asked is there really anyone out there willing to pay her on OF, sadly men can be a sick bunch - some buy worn knickers and tights (more โscentedโ the better) 
Absolutely spot on!
And yet you are looking at the DW thread on Tattle
?The tabloids pay for the photos and stories. The stories are usually bullshit. Sometimes 5 or 6 different tabloid prints the same story - each one will result in a payout for Polo. She also does 'exclusive' deals for a bigger payout. The tabloids are enabling her 'lifestyle'. Don't get jealous of her holidays. She has no job, no savings, no relationships, no career and no good looks.How does she afford these trips? Even if theyโre not fancy, they still cost money! Someone asked is there really anyone out there willing to pay her on OF, sadly men can be a sick bunch - some buy worn knickers and tights (more โscentedโ the better)
She drifts from one sofa to another one freebie to another. She is unable to rent anywhere due to her appalling credit record so it works out cheaper to go on a cheap holiday somewhere than paying a months rent. Not so long ago she booked herself in as a delegate to an African trade conference so she could get a cheap hotel room and free food.
She last started a real job in December 2016 and it lasted a day because she left bloody tissues everywhere - she then did one evening appearing in an adult panto in December 2022. Her lifestyle is smoke and mirrors - an illusion of celebrity lifestyle. The payouts she will get from her latest Turkish and Spanish adventures will enable her to subsist for a few more months.
She will pay for more extreme surgery and issue more photos to try and rinse more money from the tabloids. The tabloids need Polo for cheap ready made clickbait stories and Polo needs the tabloids to enable her subsistence.
i wasn't aware of this, jesus!
Pom, that's amazing. I can't stop laughing. Don't forget to post this again at Halloween
Oh for fucks sake...
Tabloids didn't run with the fake Turkish millionaire businessman so the make believe relationship with convicted drug dealer David Kelly is back on!
Why do the tabloids pay for this bullshit.
www.thesun.co.uk
Tabloids didn't run with the fake Turkish millionaire businessman so the make believe relationship with convicted drug dealer David Kelly is back on!
Why do the tabloids pay for this bullshit.
Danniella Westbrook reveals sheโs back together with her jailbird fiance after split & reveals when theyโll be reunited
DANNIELLA Westbrook has revealed that sheโs back together with her jailbird fiancรฉ David after they split last month. Former EastEnders star Danniella โ who has been seeing David on-and-off fโฆ
www.thesun.co.uk
I've always thought that must be the case, as FaceB used to have a 'top news' section you couldn't miss, that just happened to only be about attention seeking schemes of skanky, useless, talentless celebs, and their even more useless children, they sell into the celeb industry to use for their own attention, like the Beckhams, so I assumed their promoters pay to make them appear there, knowing many people will be easily brainwashed to believe they're interesting or a style icon.
For all the people with enough sense to see through the made up stories, there are about 1 in 20 that love everybody the media tell them to and buy their products.
Update on the phone/punch incident
Gary certainly did not finance Wayne's club or have any involvement in anything his dodgy brother does. There's no love lost there at all.
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