Instalment NINE of the Daniella Westbrook saga! Fantastic title courtesy of our lovely @TerrifiedofKittens
Anyone fancy doing a re-cap?
Anyone fancy doing a re-cap?
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Replying to @NoHintOfDrama from last thread...
6/7 years ago she was always in Spain with Rymi who is also from Liverpool and maybe he and David knew each other... I think they are quite close in age, might have gone to school together. Probably only met him that one night like you said. Then years later she heard he was in jail and thought he'd make the perfect fake boyfriend. She would have an excuse as to why she was never seen with him.
6/7 years ago she was always in Spain with Rymi who is also from Liverpool and maybe he and David knew each other... I think they are quite close in age, might have gone to school together. Probably only met him that one night like you said. Then years later she heard he was in jail and thought he'd make the perfect fake boyfriend. She would have an excuse as to why she was never seen with him.
Yay a shiny new fred. Love the title congrats Kittens the prize is a months subscription to Westcrack's OF page. Enjoy!!
Recap: She's still homeless.
Recap: She's still homeless.
Hands up who was concerned?? Her social media absence lasted less then 24hrs. As for this new guy, he just wants to create some only fans content with her to boost his own subscriptions ( Look who's channel tunnel I entered
) now that's desperate, he's even paid £12 for a prick tick
Bloody love the title
You know having seen what Danniella post on her Insta, which by the way I seem to be blocked from looking at, having never had any interaction with it previously, its all negative negative negative, is she constantly on a massive come down. She oozes negative. Why would anyone surround themselves with someone like that? I've noticed she never seems to be with anyone when my fellow Tattle fam post things she has posted, does she have any friends at all? I don't feel any empathy nor sympathy for her, however its baffling she's never with anyone.
Me too. Very cleverBloody love the title
Well, if Westy and David My Love can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us 
Personally, I think her next move should be writing to a death row prisoner and forging a passionate LDR. Lots of drama for the papers and no pressure to get together. There's an American website where you can choose an inmate, she should get on that pronto. She could spiel that out for years and maybe even attend his execution for more heartbreaking stories.
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Personally, I think her next move should be writing to a death row prisoner and forging a passionate LDR. Lots of drama for the papers and no pressure to get together. There's an American website where you can choose an inmate, she should get on that pronto. She could spiel that out for years and maybe even attend his execution for more heartbreaking stories.
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There it is! There's profiles so you can find your ideal match
Kittens fab title..
That crackhead has been vile and cruel to many people,she’s conned em,thieved and still owes money to lots of them hence nobody wants to know her you can’t trust a crackhead okeycokey Bint.
That crackhead has been vile and cruel to many people,she’s conned em,thieved and still owes money to lots of them hence nobody wants to know her you can’t trust a crackhead okeycokey Bint.
Not a good fit for our gal because he hates drugs but... ladieees... he is "a hopeless romantic"
I covered his details out of respect but he's right there if you're interested....
I covered his details out of respect but he's right there if you're interested....
How big is his Lynx collection? If it's less than 50 bottles I'm not interested.
Check out the profiles, girl, there's someone for everyone out there!
We learned that the Turkish surgeon slapped Polo, shoved strange metal objects into a strange gash on the side of her head and then sewed her up using fishing wire without anaesthetic but she managed to wake up after the operation!
After such a horrific experience Polo returned to Turkey for a free villa stay and consultation about having her already deformed breasts boosted by 4 sizes - a Poundland Skanky.
Still using her poor dementia ridden Father to get social media likes and tabloid coverage.
We learned that Polo's best ever boyfriend was no other than Pop Star Robbie Williams - we discovered they never dated, never had sex, had no relationship whatsoever but just kissed once.
Polo has an absolutely vast collection of bikinis and swimwear of every colour under the sun. Backgrid photographed her (all on the same day and same location) but wearing a different bikini in each photo shoot. These were then released over several weeks to milk the media for as much money as possible.
Polo is still going on about getting a Bully X puppy - be a good dog and eat her face off.
No longer under the control of Chad the Daddy the Mirror has decided to go on a Polo story splurge without paying Polo a penny.
The day after a story about Polo trying on a Wedding dress she and her beloved David Kelly convicted drug dealer split up. With his imminent release we all knew how this was going to end.
But Polo isn't devastated as she has found a new criminal to hang about with - a record breaking quick rebound!
We learned that due to the botched Turkish surgery she is no longer filming in Ireland (spoiler the role and film never existed).
Polo is a time traveller, really she is, because due to the botched Turkish surgery she had this year she lost out on appearing on Celebrity SAS Who Dares Wins last year!
Polo has learned her deformed drug ravaged face is a nice earner so no longer her NASA grade filtered photos but un edited horrific photos of her drug ravaged lopsided collapsing face and the uncensored necrotic black mess that is her third nostril. Those tabloids that allow comments are 99% horrified and appalled at what she has done to herself. She is desperately trying to shift the narrative that her looks are due to a rogue Turkish surgeon botching her superficial cosmetic procedure - nobody believes Polo.
Still desperately trying to flog herself on OnlyFans - if she relied on photos and videos of her naked and fingering her numerous holes as income she would surely starve to death.
Popped up on GB News (they must fish out the last fetid turd in the cesspit in desperation for a guest) to giver her expert opinion on trans children!
Did an hour long interview with some self proclaimed confidence coach who need someone to help relaunch her business! Waste an hour you will never get back watching this crap.
Still posting cryptic tweets.
No news on the 2 series Netfix show being filmed this year, no news on her one woman West End show, no news on the third tell all book.
Still no news on the fraud investigation of the catfished pensioner and his missing £80,000.
After such a horrific experience Polo returned to Turkey for a free villa stay and consultation about having her already deformed breasts boosted by 4 sizes - a Poundland Skanky.
Still using her poor dementia ridden Father to get social media likes and tabloid coverage.
We learned that Polo's best ever boyfriend was no other than Pop Star Robbie Williams - we discovered they never dated, never had sex, had no relationship whatsoever but just kissed once.
Polo has an absolutely vast collection of bikinis and swimwear of every colour under the sun. Backgrid photographed her (all on the same day and same location) but wearing a different bikini in each photo shoot. These were then released over several weeks to milk the media for as much money as possible.
Polo is still going on about getting a Bully X puppy - be a good dog and eat her face off.
No longer under the control of Chad the Daddy the Mirror has decided to go on a Polo story splurge without paying Polo a penny.
The day after a story about Polo trying on a Wedding dress she and her beloved David Kelly convicted drug dealer split up. With his imminent release we all knew how this was going to end.
But Polo isn't devastated as she has found a new criminal to hang about with - a record breaking quick rebound!
We learned that due to the botched Turkish surgery she is no longer filming in Ireland (spoiler the role and film never existed).
Polo is a time traveller, really she is, because due to the botched Turkish surgery she had this year she lost out on appearing on Celebrity SAS Who Dares Wins last year!
Polo has learned her deformed drug ravaged face is a nice earner so no longer her NASA grade filtered photos but un edited horrific photos of her drug ravaged lopsided collapsing face and the uncensored necrotic black mess that is her third nostril. Those tabloids that allow comments are 99% horrified and appalled at what she has done to herself. She is desperately trying to shift the narrative that her looks are due to a rogue Turkish surgeon botching her superficial cosmetic procedure - nobody believes Polo.
Still desperately trying to flog herself on OnlyFans - if she relied on photos and videos of her naked and fingering her numerous holes as income she would surely starve to death.
Popped up on GB News (they must fish out the last fetid turd in the cesspit in desperation for a guest) to giver her expert opinion on trans children!
Did an hour long interview with some self proclaimed confidence coach who need someone to help relaunch her business! Waste an hour you will never get back watching this crap.
Still posting cryptic tweets.
No news on the 2 series Netfix show being filmed this year, no news on her one woman West End show, no news on the third tell all book.
Still no news on the fraud investigation of the catfished pensioner and his missing £80,000.
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Polo has been looking for a prison inmate to become the next Mr Polo when he is released , but with her been vain she wanted a more male version of herself..
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Couldn't have written it better myself.
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Sources reveal Danniella Westbrook's relationship might be over, who is her 'fiancé'?
After the shocking pictures of Danniella Westbrook trying on wedding dresses, a source reveals that her relationship with David might be over. But who is he?…
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Where is his nose? Is he in the later stages of polo westcrack nose and its fallen off altogether?
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