David, let me give you the news. Not quite Dragons Den, but I went out to a few experts for comments.
I have spent a few weeks showing people with experience, qualifications, knowledge and skills in their chosen area, your business.
I have taken them through the plan, including nutrition, movement, and mindset. I found people in marketing to show your current efforts, and I managed to find two people in the entertainment industry/TV/celebrity management, to show your DW Show.
Of course, I could be making this up, but I am not. I wanted to know if I was biased, so a bit of qualitative research was needed to get a better picture. I hope it helps you are those around you to wake up.
This is what I have to date:
Accountant (s)
I showed your accounts online and sent links to company house. Both accounts were reserved in their comments. To summarise, they had never seen accounts like this before and were surprised at the four years of similar accounts. They were reluctant to pass further comment.
Marketing
Stronger comments here. My marketing chums ( I don’t pay them £25 a month to be friends) were shocked at your efforts deemed confusing and without merit.
I was asked if you put together your “ ads” on “ Fivver”, the cheap freelance site, and was told that your “ explainer” video was shocking in its attempt to gaslight an audience. I thought the production values of the cartoon ad were okay, they thought it was cheap and tacky.
These people were confused that you called it 80/20 but don't seem to reference this in context. Maybe they missed something.
TV Entertainment People
Maybe they don’t understand the nuances of pure social media. However, they were universally negative. They found the show unoriginal, unedifying, pointless and not entertaining.
One said it was like watching their children play shop or indulging/encouraging them whilst they bake and offer you a pretend cake. “You go along with it because they are children, but this pretend show is hard to watch when it is adults having a go….”
On a positive, the entertainment people said you had conviction and enthusiasm. Still, it was misplaced as these two qualities do not make for a successful show when the cornerstones of the show are wordle, heardle, and geo, which is very dull to watch.
They suggested you do far less output in an attempt to improve the quality of what you do put out, and to drop the weird laughter (they found it creepy) as well as the adolescent smut, which has no place in broadcasting, but I guess might find a place on the dark web for a particular type of person.
“Less broadcasting, better production values, change the host, find more engaging segments, have a sense of direction” were some of the additional comments.
In 2003 Jemini, the UK entry to Eurovision scored nil points. I think that is where you are at now. Or being kind Scooch 2007.