Oh I love you for posting this for us! Itβs amazing too see his money grabbing desperation from the inside, so a HUGE thanksThere you go.... When there's a will there's a way....PS: Live just started lol
Dan Wheeler #24 Dan, Dan the money grabbing Man, Kaz can't stop him but the Trolly runts can!
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I need to know how this Whatsapp tit is working. My 
haven't been added yet and are slightly offended 
haven't been added yet and are slightly offended
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This is shocking lazy bullshit. Is he even allowed to charge for a whats app group ? The daily reminders will happen for a few days then nothing because it was supposed to happen in the academy too daily but Guess What ? It didnt. Does he still do dine with Dan?Walk with wheeler ? Shared recipes ? He is so damn lazy and has no clue how to think up genuine ways to excite potential and current customers .There you go.... When there's a will there's a way....
Maybe the Whatsapp group can then be used to promote an exclusive telegram legends can join for Β£25/month... how bout that mate?!
OkI need to know how this Whatsapp tit is working. My
realise they haven't updated their phone number with 8020 so they arent as offended that they are missing out now And exclusive Telegram legends can join an exclusive Discord group..... for a mere Β£25pm
Logical assumption yes and, I would have agreed if he was logical
I have however, cut out parts of the text that would have given it away 
Going forward I will simply provide a synopsis. Worst case he blocks me... Boo hoo
Hello, hi, cooee, knock knock, any turnips reading today? Friends of turnips will do.
If I understand this new money-making scheme correctly
I get put into a " team" for free until April. Then if I don't pay an extra Β£25 a month, am I no longer in that team? So any bonding, help or trust built up in that team is yanked from beneath me, if I do not agree to pay Β£25 a month extra in April? That does not sound too great if I have confidence issues and maybe MH issues that you seem so knowledgeable about just lately.
David ( as more successful PTs say) and the turnips, this shows exactly where you have no qualifications, no clue, no direction.
Let's take a basic team building/development model Tuckmans's 1965 theory that all teams go through 5 stages of development :
Turnips, brace yourselves this is actual peer-reviewed academic research, not perfect, open to criticism but real science all the same. See it as mashing up a banana, talking to the camera about SW and reading a book at the same time. From anecdotal to evidence-based, a kind of evolution if you like.
Forming - Team assembled task/objectives allocated
Storming - The team starts to build relationships. Strong facilitative leadership is needed in this phase
You have problems right here, just after " storming" , as you have no leaders just admin people at best, and you are about to break up the groups in April
Norming - The team starts to trust each other after a lot of discussions. This is when the team starts to be fully engaged. This is when leaders can take a step back. But hang on, you have no leaders just cronies and enablers.
Performing - Team achieves common goals, often reaching unexpectedly high levels of success
Adjourning - Also known as " mourning" when the team achieves the task and breaks up
You have formed the teams, in the storming phase you have no one in your team with any leadership experience to speak of. Just as they get to the "norming" stage you ask them for Β£25 quid extra and chuck them out if they do not pay.
There is a slim chance that some may hit the " performing " phase, but by now you have isolated and excluded your academy members who will not pay the extra cash. Now the smart ones will simply form their own breakaway groups, not under your control. You will have your official group and your isolated members plus unofficial groups, this is a recipe for disaster and chaos. The disaffected will start to get upset, lose motivation and then find themselves on this very platform complaining about you. No, I cannot see into the future, I just have a basic grasp of human behaviour and common sense. Only basic though!
You have created too many " tribes" all sub sets of the "VIP" extra payment people, and the other tribe " feeling left out but chatting to other members directly" people.
I know it's hard David, but let us assume that Professor Bruce Tuckman was smarter than all of us and also has the experience you demand. If you apply his basic team development model ( google/wikipedia/basic knowledge of mindset) then you know that your plan is doomed, unless the aim is to make a few quid, and upset a lot of people, then as long as you pivot into blaming everyone else, you can kid yourself it was a good idea.
My model is known as my newly made up Spongranch model 2022: Build, Bill, Break. Broken, Blame
Build - Put the teams together
Bill- Ask for more money
Break- Splinter the groups into " paid stay in" or " don't pay, get kicked out"
Broken- How those that don't pay will feel
Blame - The usual bit where it is everyone else's fault but yours.
My model has as much credibility as your 8020 processes, and like your " it's not a diet" plan, has had no proper research. I simply made up some words! However, if you reach out to me, we can examine your chaotic new idea and see if either Tuckman or my new " Build, Bill, Break, Broken, Blame " model applies. You can be the test case, the original research!
CheersDavid, Danny, head Dan, you have been "spongranched" and all I do " is apply common sense and google search" !
Headbutt to camera/keyboard and out.
If I understand this new money-making scheme correctly
I get put into a " team" for free until April. Then if I don't pay an extra Β£25 a month, am I no longer in that team? So any bonding, help or trust built up in that team is yanked from beneath me, if I do not agree to pay Β£25 a month extra in April? That does not sound too great if I have confidence issues and maybe MH issues that you seem so knowledgeable about just lately.
David ( as more successful PTs say) and the turnips, this shows exactly where you have no qualifications, no clue, no direction.
Let's take a basic team building/development model Tuckmans's 1965 theory that all teams go through 5 stages of development :
Turnips, brace yourselves this is actual peer-reviewed academic research, not perfect, open to criticism but real science all the same. See it as mashing up a banana, talking to the camera about SW and reading a book at the same time. From anecdotal to evidence-based, a kind of evolution if you like.
Forming - Team assembled task/objectives allocated
Storming - The team starts to build relationships. Strong facilitative leadership is needed in this phase
You have problems right here, just after " storming" , as you have no leaders just admin people at best, and you are about to break up the groups in April
Norming - The team starts to trust each other after a lot of discussions. This is when the team starts to be fully engaged. This is when leaders can take a step back. But hang on, you have no leaders just cronies and enablers.
Performing - Team achieves common goals, often reaching unexpectedly high levels of success
Adjourning - Also known as " mourning" when the team achieves the task and breaks up
You have formed the teams, in the storming phase you have no one in your team with any leadership experience to speak of. Just as they get to the "norming" stage you ask them for Β£25 quid extra and chuck them out if they do not pay.
There is a slim chance that some may hit the " performing " phase, but by now you have isolated and excluded your academy members who will not pay the extra cash. Now the smart ones will simply form their own breakaway groups, not under your control. You will have your official group and your isolated members plus unofficial groups, this is a recipe for disaster and chaos. The disaffected will start to get upset, lose motivation and then find themselves on this very platform complaining about you. No, I cannot see into the future, I just have a basic grasp of human behaviour and common sense. Only basic though!
You have created too many " tribes" all sub sets of the "VIP" extra payment people, and the other tribe " feeling left out but chatting to other members directly" people.
I know it's hard David, but let us assume that Professor Bruce Tuckman was smarter than all of us and also has the experience you demand. If you apply his basic team development model ( google/wikipedia/basic knowledge of mindset) then you know that your plan is doomed, unless the aim is to make a few quid, and upset a lot of people, then as long as you pivot into blaming everyone else, you can kid yourself it was a good idea.
My model is known as my newly made up Spongranch model 2022: Build, Bill, Break. Broken, Blame
Build - Put the teams together
Bill- Ask for more money
Break- Splinter the groups into " paid stay in" or " don't pay, get kicked out"
Broken- How those that don't pay will feel
Blame - The usual bit where it is everyone else's fault but yours.
My model has as much credibility as your 8020 processes, and like your " it's not a diet" plan, has had no proper research. I simply made up some words! However, if you reach out to me, we can examine your chaotic new idea and see if either Tuckman or my new " Build, Bill, Break, Broken, Blame " model applies. You can be the test case, the original research!
Cheers
Headbutt to camera/keyboard and out.
So this is one on one with your elected leader? And not a WhatsApp group chat at all.There you go.... When there's a will there's a way....
Seems like a service members should get anyway. What a joke.
Oh they aint that clever... We have variousLogical assumption yes and, I would have agreed if he was logical
Going forward I will simply provide a synopsis. Worst case he blocks me... Boo hoo
, both paying and non-paying and guess what? They are still there!
If these WhatsApp teams are anything like the legend and Champion chats on WhatsApp and slack then basically, it's their way to be able to say whatever they want (in the hope they've managed to avoid ) like when they tried to get the legends and champs to find out who @wermat-ryhnep-0Dusgo was
It will be a place for the rude and crude that isn't available for the whole world to see on fb that's all
) like when they tried to get the legends and champs to find out who @wermat-ryhnep-0Dusgo was It will be a place for the rude and crude that isn't available for the whole world to see on fb that's all
still feel famousIf these WhatsApp teams are anything like the legend and Champion chats on WhatsApp and slack then basically, it's their way to be able to say whatever they want (in the hope they've managed to avoid
It will be a place for the rude and crude that isn't available for the whole world to see on fb that's all
A very valid point has just been made...
I would advise against posting screenshots here - they are running 3 different groups meaning theres 3 different lots of messages going out. Unless all 3 groups are sending exactly the same messages (which I doubt) then they will be able to guess which group are in and therefore narrow down their search...
But if you want to send them to me or Funky, by all means do and we will post for you!
I would advise against posting screenshots here - they are running 3 different groups meaning theres 3 different lots of messages going out. Unless all 3 groups are sending exactly the same messages (which I doubt) then they will be able to guess which group
are in and therefore narrow down their search...But if you want to send them to me or Funky, by all means do and we will post for you!
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Such a good point, I think they're probably hoping for a Colleen Rooney style "gotcha"A very valid point has just been made...
I would advise against posting screenshots here - they are running 3 different groups meaning theres 3 different lots of messages going out. Unless all 3 groups are sending exactly the same messages (which I doubt) then they will be able to guess which group
But if you want to send them to me or Funky, by all means do and we will post. We arent in said groups and they wont know where info has come from!
Won't that still narrow it down? As the message would be the same. I doubt each of the 3 of them would send the same thing word for word or at the same time. They could easily narrow down the eyes to 1 group from screenshots. Even from info given they could feed false info into each group and see what gets reported here and to you byA very valid point has just been made...
I would advise against posting screenshots here - they are running 3 different groups meaning theres 3 different lots of messages going out. Unless all 3 groups are sending exactly the same messages (which I doubt) then they will be able to guess which group
But if you want to send them to me or Funky, by all means do and we will post for you!
Oh, and I don't think the April 1st start (for the Β£25 payment) is a coincidence- April 1st- April fools day, they are SO confident they will find the eyes by thenSuch a good point, I think they're probably hoping for a Colleen Rooney style "gotcha"
that they plan have a smug live on April fools day to announce it 
that's my guess!Yes sorry, that didn't make sense did it?Won't that still narrow it down? As the message would be the same. I doubt each of the 3 of them would send the same thing word for word or at the same time. They could easily narrow down the eyes to 1 group from screenshots. Even from info given they could feed false info into each group and see what gets reported here and to you by
We know there are 3 groups. If multiple people came to us we could look at what was being said and only post once we had enough evidence that all 3 groups info was the same and therefore our
were safe.I know what I mean in my head, I have had a long day and its probably not coming out right. Either way
need to be careful...Theres only one fool round here and is name rhymes with Squealer!Oh, and I don't think the April 1st start (for the Β£25 payment) is a coincidence- April 1st- April fools day, they are SO confident they will find the eyes by then
Stop lyingHot off the press.....
Rumour has it they have started a WhatsApp "buddy" group. The theory is it is a tool to be used NOT for nutritional or exercises but, as a tool to be accountable in friendship
But wait for it.... The academy members get to use it for 1 week free and then..... Drum roll
An additional Β£25 per month!!!
So literally paying for friends
So people are paying to be coached by Kaz?Oh I do love it when our
So the WhatsApp group is as already stated - some kind of buddy group but they put people into teams - Dan/Sean/Kaz
In true Twaticus style he's not thought it through properly and his idea hasn't happened quite has he envisaged.
Yep, you guessed it - technical issues
And Sean. Iβm not sure why theyβre leading anything. Karen isnβt a success story and Sean spends his time off his face on smoke
This is about cash Iβm sure rather than finding people; considering at least half the current group arenβt even paying itβs not like they are meticulous detectives this is all about how can David get some quick cash before HMRC look forward to receiving his tax return 
Doomed!!!! (Although as a Business lecturer I do actually use his business βideasβ all the time to my students who think Iβm bullshitting them) I canβt wait to share the WhatsApp genius
this is all about how can David get some quick cash before HMRC look forward to receiving his tax return Doomed!!!! (Although as a Business lecturer I do actually use his business βideasβ all the time to my students who think Iβm bullshitting them) I canβt wait to share the WhatsApp genius - Status