Dan Wheeler #19 8020 tanks, wheeler's off for a w*nk

[Gladitsnotjustme]

Here’s the proof that hes saying stuff in the hope it’ll go viral again… he’s flooding TT in the hope something gets picked up. He’s done it once and thinks he can do it again…

 

[Alfie1234]

Here’s the proof that hes saying stuff in the hope it’ll go viral again… he’s flooding TT in the hope something gets picked up. He’s done it once and thinks he can do it again…

Which video was it? He’s posted On his own fb account about Ukraine just being a distraction for covid, same thing, be controversial to stir up engagement. Not working though as no one wants to engage with him.

 

[ashdlol]

That running man has many of the same issues as DW and won't change his mind. He can see himself in DW and is projecting - it would be better for everyone's mental health to block that guy if they use Tiktok as seeing his stupid apologist videos pop up are no good for anyone. If you look at his account it was positive - then he decides to start defending DW and its now all toxic and negative. This is a direct consequence of getting involved with Wheeler - 'stand in a room that smells of tit long enough you stop smelling it and get used to the smell' it is what has happened to Rowland Rat, you think everyone is a troll and you're constantly dealing with negativity, its sad.

My opinion on running man is you can’t argue or reason with stupid it’s that simple let him n wheeler crack on at it his irrelevance is topped only by wheelers ability to chat tit about things he knows nothing about yesterday’s tit show was a whole new level of stupidity ignorance and totally vile talking about compensation......... I shook my head in disbelief and I for one worry for him because many people for a multitude of reasons will be upset at what he said and a hand full of those are not the types of people you want to upset or offend be careful wheeler is my advice

Wonder if in today’s live he’d like to chat about Northern Ireland and offer his wisdom on them troubles ffs the bloke is a prize prick and has zero clue

 

[Emj7969]

What I don't understand...why does he call it a podcast? It isn't, it's a video.

YES!!!!!!!

Now he is thinking of taking up rugby you can’t make this stuff up. It’s a gift that just keeps on giving


You are safe here, the cleverly lookalike is just trying to gain momentum within social media. Just ignore him and give him zero attention.

Could be because Liam has posted a video of himself playing ……

 

[Coconutclub]

He’s just like Whanker, will say anything to get himself attention. Best thing to do with Running twit is ignore him.

I think everyone should just block him otherwise he comes up on your FYP and it gives him a view and you’re tempted to argue. Let him move on to defending some one else - maybe he could give Mason Greenwood a hand - do some TikToks saying ‘did he r@PE you?’ ‘No - then why you upset?!’ that’s his usual point of view isn’t it

 

[IfTheCapFits]

Here’s the proof that hes saying stuff in the hope it’ll go viral again… he’s flooding TT in the hope something gets picked up. He’s done it once and thinks he can do it again…

What a shame! Which one, the dog one at a guess?

 

[Ozyman-dias]

My opinion on running man is you can’t argue or reason with stupid it’s that simple let him n wheeler crack on at it his irrelevance is topped only by wheelers ability to chat tit about things he knows nothing about yesterday’s tit show was a whole new level of stupidity ignorance and totally vile talking about compensation......... I shook my head in disbelief and I for one worry for him because many people for a multitude of reasons will be upset at what he said and a hand full of those are not the types of people you want to upset or offend be careful wheeler is my advice

Wonder if in today’s live he’d like to chat about Northern Ireland and offer his wisdom on them troubles ffs the bloke is a prize prick and has zero clue

God.. could you imagine the tit show if he started on the troubles…

So he seems to have done an mailing list clean up. I didn’t get a heads up about this mornings live.

 

[Gladitsnotjustme]

Which video was it? He’s posted On his own fb account about Ukraine just being a distraction for covid, same thing, be controversial to stir up engagement. Not working though as no one wants to engage with him.

Thats from the live this morning but in reference to the dog one from yesterday… so desperate for another viral post now he ‘understands the algorithm’

 

[shocktiludrop]

He’s so desperate for attention on social media that he’s taking the naughty kid route of “any attention is better than nothing”. This just proves he’s all about the money because, ya know, you could go viral for
actually being good at what you do but nah………keep on talking drugs, sex and upsetting people instead yeah!

 

[Debs98]

Thats the problem with everything he does. He thinks about stuff and blurts it out before he actually gives his brain time to catch up.

Inevitably it doesn't happen and he looks an even bigger dick for making false promises.

Just like the boxing

Just like the new content

Just like cartoon /book idea

Just like Walk for Wheeler

Just like putting his members first

Just like leaving social media cos its toxic

He really is erratic.

I know you read here Dan. Give it up Dude.

And don't forget him proclaiming to be transparently
working through his 12 steps of sobriety with his members!!

Taking up Rugby, when will he fit it round boxing and twice a day lives?

This man can do ANYTHING - He's the best in the world after all...

YES!!!!!!!



Could be because Liam has posted a video of himself playing ……

Haha bound to be!!

 

[JCMSadie]

Here’s the proof that hes saying stuff in the hope it’ll go viral again… he’s flooding TT in the hope something gets picked up. He’s done it once and thinks he can do it again…

He gives himself far too much credit...which video exactly did he think was stand-out enough to go viral?! Poor quality, bad sound and tit content in all of them.

 

[Spongranch]

80/20 changing lives, like Novichok on the doorknobs of the nation.

Hello Dan

The weekend was a bit bumpy for you, so I will do that first. I hear "tokens" are the new idea, so how about a "Turnip Token" from me for not talking about the anniversary of "Bloody Sunday" well done!

Oh, I will have to take that "Turnip Token" away as you waded in on Hillsborough! It's so good to have someone like you putting forth sensible thoughtful comments. Have you thought of helping Ukraine with the Russia crisis? Please do that live from the border, that would get attention.

If its attention you want how about putting some pencils up your nose, pants on your head and saying the word “wibble”. Oh, sorry that’s an old Blackadder script, still worth a go and safer than the Hillsborough stuff.

Also, how brave to share how you got "hypogonadism" from fad diets when most bodybuilding people get it from anabolic steroids.

"Anabolic steroids induce hypogonadism in young men "by Coward and Lipshultz should help you with that confusion. It's a peer-reviewed academic paper known aka "research".

With fuel prices on the rise, it must be comforting to know that you can both heat and light your own home with infinitely sustainable gaslighting, which I believe you have in plentiful supply.

At one point in your life, you were taking more gym candy to get juiced up than the "Flavour me Fruity" juice bar in my local shopping centre. You expect your single-digit audience to believe your medical condition is due to a 5-week fad diet of wagon wheels and avocados in 2012?

Back to your business and why it is not scalable or sustainable, unlike many other similar companies.

At best, you are in the "dead cat bounce" stage with your business
Not the most pleasant analogy, based on if something falls far enough when it hits bottom, it will bounce up, like a dead cat. Not my choice (coined by stockbrokers), but I wanted to pick something memorable for you. You are in the "dead cat bounce stage" even if you sign up two new members. Get the turnips sitting behind you to google it. Oh, and I love cats!

You know that your kind of business must consider the following:

Retention: It should be 16 weeks if it works. If people stay a year, your plan does not work and is just the same as all those other plans you profess to hate. However, longer retention means more money. Why would I stay if you have " cured" me in 16 weeks?

Referral: You need people to say nice things to get others to sign up, so you don't have to rely on generic, lame, NHS hero coupons that genuinely demonstrate the reason why no turnip has ever been head of marketing and is better suited to sitting immobile in a cold field. You are not getting referrals, your positive “ word of mouth” from customers is very poor. Why is that?

Revenue: You need money in the door, but if people are cancelling quicker than a dinner reservation on the Titanic, then your churn rate is too high to sustain a business, and that is why you are thrashing around like a freshly caught attention-seeking fish. A lack of revenue is pushing you further into scam territory as the desperation increases.

Reputation: The 80/20client base is inexorably heading towards a smaller number than this tattle platform of ex-clients. It looks like you are between “a rock and a hard place”, so let's hope that hard place is dirty block paving and you can get some jet washing revenue.

If you grow and get that "bounce" you are desperate for, a significant number of people will check out you and your business. Red flags will be going up, alarms will start ringing, and a substantial portion of clients and potential business collaborators will exit stage left.

There is a Ms Darby (influencer) whose unpleasant tweets/comments resurfaced ten years later. Her agent sacked her, the clothing line stalled, followers ran away in their thousands. This could be a tale about anyone who has said unpleasant things, done unpleasant things, been unkind to customers, told lies and left a trail of damage behind them.

The difference between you and that example is that your dirty washing is out there already, just a click away.

You didn’t need Kathy Bates from the film “Misery” you got the hammer and the wood and hobbled yourself, your business and your top team of turnips. You can struggle on deceiving the odd passer-by who fails to check you out, but you are never going to achieve the pace and success of the past.

The sobbing back story will not cut it with anyone. You are currently in a loop of offering a dubious non-peer-reviewed ever-changing diet lifestyle mindset plan that you know does not work, facilitated by two turnips with no applicable qualifications between them. Ask yourself what publisher, TV company, brand agency would touch a person/company/brand that has a trail of disaster behind it and more waiting to fall out of closets in the future?

Just a quick Turnip Watch. Are you paying the turnips, running a cult, or am I watching a hostage situation? Team Turnip, just blink SOS with your eyelids, and help will be sent. I implore you to release "team turnip". How will they work again if any future employer starts googling your business and then looks at them over the interview table after reading and watching your talentless unedifying tripe?

In the words of Frozen, "let it go". Reinvention is always possible. There is always hope, but not in the diet fitness industry where you are as welcome as Novichok on the doorknobs of the nation.

Maybe try the “ wibble and pencils up the nose” thing. Its old but effective.
Next week "how to save for a rainy day" the tax man cometh.

 

[Here comes the hotstepper]

Im watching yesterdays Jane Fonda gate video and i'm puzzled because this has nothing to do with anything but i suppose if there are no viewers or anyone asking questions he needs to fill his air time with something, anything . He could maybe just read some facts about fat loss or maybe look up some new research on fat loss just ANYTHING to do with fat loss would be better than than this tit.

 

[DansBarmyArmy]

80/20 changing lives, like Novichok on the doorknobs of the nation.

Hello Dan

The weekend was a bit bumpy for you, so I will do that first. I hear "tokens" are the new idea, so how about a "Turnip Token" from me for not talking about the anniversary of "Bloody Sunday" well done!

Oh, I will have to take that "Turnip Token" away as you waded in on Hillsborough! It's so good to have someone like you putting forth sensible thoughtful comments. Have you thought of helping Ukraine with the Russia crisis? Please do that live from the border, that would get attention.

If its attention you want how about putting some pencils up your nose, pants on your head and saying the word “wibble”. Oh, sorry that’s an old Blackadder script, still worth a go and safer than the Hillsborough stuff.

Also, how brave to share how you got "hypogonadism" from fad diets when most bodybuilding people get it from anabolic steroids.

"Anabolic steroids induce hypogonadism in young men "by Coward and Lipshultz should help you with that confusion. It's a peer-reviewed academic paper known aka "research".

With fuel prices on the rise, it must be comforting to know that you can both heat and light your own home with infinitely sustainable gaslighting, which I believe you have in plentiful supply.

At one point in your life, you were taking more gym candy to get juiced up than the "Flavour me Fruity" juice bar in my local shopping centre. You expect your single-digit audience to believe your medical condition is due to a 5-week fad diet of wagon wheels and avocados in 2012?

Back to your business and why it is not scalable or sustainable, unlike many other similar companies.

At best, you are in the "dead cat bounce" stage with your business
Not the most pleasant analogy, based on if something falls far enough when it hits bottom, it will bounce up, like a dead cat. Not my choice (coined by stockbrokers), but I wanted to pick something memorable for you. You are in the "dead cat bounce stage" even if you sign up two new members. Get the turnips sitting behind you to google it. Oh, and I love cats!

You know that your kind of business must consider the following:

Retention: It should be 16 weeks if it works. If people stay a year, your plan does not work and is just the same as all those other plans you profess to hate. However, longer retention means more money. Why would I stay if you have " cured" me in 16 weeks?

Referral: You need people to say nice things to get others to sign up, so you don't have to rely on generic, lame, NHS hero coupons that genuinely demonstrate the reason why no turnip has ever been head of marketing and is better suited to sitting immobile in a cold field. You are not getting referrals, your positive “ word of mouth” from customers is very poor. Why is that?

Revenue: You need money in the door, but if people are cancelling quicker than a dinner reservation on the Titanic, then your churn rate is too high to sustain a business, and that is why you are thrashing around like a freshly caught attention-seeking fish. A lack of revenue is pushing you further into scam territory as the desperation increases.

Reputation: The 80/20client base is inexorably heading towards a smaller number than this tattle platform of ex-clients. It looks like you are between “a rock and a hard place”, so let's hope that hard place is dirty block paving and you can get some jet washing revenue.

If you grow and get that "bounce" you are desperate for, a significant number of people will check out you and your business. Red flags will be going up, alarms will start ringing, and a substantial portion of clients and potential business collaborators will exit stage left.

There is a Ms Darby (influencer) whose unpleasant tweets/comments resurfaced ten years later. Her agent sacked her, the clothing line stalled, followers ran away in their thousands. This could be a tale about anyone who has said unpleasant things, done unpleasant things, been unkind to customers, told lies and left a trail of damage behind them.

The difference between you and that example is that your dirty washing is out there already, just a click away.

You didn’t need Kathy Bates from the film “Misery” you got the hammer and the wood and hobbled yourself, your business and your top team of turnips. You can struggle on deceiving the odd passer-by who fails to check you out, but you are never going to achieve the pace and success of the past.

The sobbing back story will not cut it with anyone. You are currently in a loop of offering a dubious non-peer-reviewed ever-changing diet lifestyle mindset plan that you know does not work, facilitated by two turnips with no applicable qualifications between them. Ask yourself what publisher, TV company, brand agency would touch a person/company/brand that has a trail of disaster behind it and more waiting to fall out of closets in the future?

Just a quick Turnip Watch. Are you paying the turnips, running a cult, or am I watching a hostage situation? Team Turnip, just blink SOS with your eyelids, and help will be sent. I implore you to release "team turnip". How will they work again if any future employer starts googling your business and then looks at them over the interview table after reading and watching your talentless unedifying tripe?

In the words of Frozen, "let it go". Reinvention is always possible. There is always hope, but not in the diet fitness industry where you are as welcome as Novichok on the doorknobs of the nation.

Maybe try the “ wibble and pencils up the nose” thing. Its old but effective.
Next week "how to save for a rainy day" the tax man cometh.

Honestly, he may have spoken this week about 80/20 being his art, but that, that there my fellow TC is a work of art...

 

[JCMSadie]

It looks like you are between “a rock and a hard place”, so let's hope that hard place is dirty block paving and you can get some jet washing revenue.

Oh my god, perfection!

I'll admit, I had to Google novichok (nerve agent, for anyone else wondering!) but that is also spot on. But more like Nobi-cock.

 

[jofayjake]

I don’t know where to start about Hilsborough.

He’s called it an accident.
He’s said a good decision (to open the gates) had unfortunate consequences.
He’s trying to make out that Kelvin McKenzie (he called him Kevin) decided to slander the Liverpool fans because he’s a Milwall fan.
Compensation and a child being worth more, there were children who died! He’s got no clue. The families weren’t after compensation, they wanted their loved ones names cleared from any blame and the death certificates to have the correct cause of death. The acknowledgment that many would have lived if the right decisions had been made after the crush.

Why on Earth is he talking about money. What an ignorant man.

Hmm I don’t believe he doesn’t know about Hillborough it wasn’t that long ago there was a huge campaign on tt and the news papers regarding a tt creator and his remarks on the same subject . Call me cynical but if it gets him views and goes viral like the other guy job done

80/20 changing lives, like Novichok on the doorknobs of the nation.

Hello Dan

The weekend was a bit bumpy for you, so I will do that first. I hear "tokens" are the new idea, so how about a "Turnip Token" from me for not talking about the anniversary of "Bloody Sunday" well done!

Oh, I will have to take that "Turnip Token" away as you waded in on Hillsborough! It's so good to have someone like you putting forth sensible thoughtful comments. Have you thought of helping Ukraine with the Russia crisis? Please do that live from the border, that would get attention.

If its attention you want how about putting some pencils up your nose, pants on your head and saying the word “wibble”. Oh, sorry that’s an old Blackadder script, still worth a go and safer than the Hillsborough stuff.

Also, how brave to share how you got "hypogonadism" from fad diets when most bodybuilding people get it from anabolic steroids.

"Anabolic steroids induce hypogonadism in young men "by Coward and Lipshultz should help you with that confusion. It's a peer-reviewed academic paper known aka "research".

With fuel prices on the rise, it must be comforting to know that you can both heat and light your own home with infinitely sustainable gaslighting, which I believe you have in plentiful supply.

At one point in your life, you were taking more gym candy to get juiced up than the "Flavour me Fruity" juice bar in my local shopping centre. You expect your single-digit audience to believe your medical condition is due to a 5-week fad diet of wagon wheels and avocados in 2012?

Back to your business and why it is not scalable or sustainable, unlike many other similar companies.

At best, you are in the "dead cat bounce" stage with your business
Not the most pleasant analogy, based on if something falls far enough when it hits bottom, it will bounce up, like a dead cat. Not my choice (coined by stockbrokers), but I wanted to pick something memorable for you. You are in the "dead cat bounce stage" even if you sign up two new members. Get the turnips sitting behind you to google it. Oh, and I love cats!

You know that your kind of business must consider the following:

Retention: It should be 16 weeks if it works. If people stay a year, your plan does not work and is just the same as all those other plans you profess to hate. However, longer retention means more money. Why would I stay if you have " cured" me in 16 weeks?

Referral: You need people to say nice things to get others to sign up, so you don't have to rely on generic, lame, NHS hero coupons that genuinely demonstrate the reason why no turnip has ever been head of marketing and is better suited to sitting immobile in a cold field. You are not getting referrals, your positive “ word of mouth” from customers is very poor. Why is that?

Revenue: You need money in the door, but if people are cancelling quicker than a dinner reservation on the Titanic, then your churn rate is too high to sustain a business, and that is why you are thrashing around like a freshly caught attention-seeking fish. A lack of revenue is pushing you further into scam territory as the desperation increases.

Reputation: The 80/20client base is inexorably heading towards a smaller number than this tattle platform of ex-clients. It looks like you are between “a rock and a hard place”, so let's hope that hard place is dirty block paving and you can get some jet washing revenue.

If you grow and get that "bounce" you are desperate for, a significant number of people will check out you and your business. Red flags will be going up, alarms will start ringing, and a substantial portion of clients and potential business collaborators will exit stage left.

There is a Ms Darby (influencer) whose unpleasant tweets/comments resurfaced ten years later. Her agent sacked her, the clothing line stalled, followers ran away in their thousands. This could be a tale about anyone who has said unpleasant things, done unpleasant things, been unkind to customers, told lies and left a trail of damage behind them.

The difference between you and that example is that your dirty washing is out there already, just a click away.

You didn’t need Kathy Bates from the film “Misery” you got the hammer and the wood and hobbled yourself, your business and your top team of turnips. You can struggle on deceiving the odd passer-by who fails to check you out, but you are never going to achieve the pace and success of the past.

The sobbing back story will not cut it with anyone. You are currently in a loop of offering a dubious non-peer-reviewed ever-changing diet lifestyle mindset plan that you know does not work, facilitated by two turnips with no applicable qualifications between them. Ask yourself what publisher, TV company, brand agency would touch a person/company/brand that has a trail of disaster behind it and more waiting to fall out of closets in the future?

Just a quick Turnip Watch. Are you paying the turnips, running a cult, or am I watching a hostage situation? Team Turnip, just blink SOS with your eyelids, and help will be sent. I implore you to release "team turnip". How will they work again if any future employer starts googling your business and then looks at them over the interview table after reading and watching your talentless unedifying tripe?

In the words of Frozen, "let it go". Reinvention is always possible. There is always hope, but not in the diet fitness industry where you are as welcome as Novichok on the doorknobs of the nation.

Maybe try the “ wibble and pencils up the nose” thing. Its old but effective.
Next week "how to save for a rainy day" the tax man cometh.

I bow at your feet ! This is brilliant !

 

[Gladitsnotjustme]

80/20 changing lives, like Novichok on the doorknobs of the nation.

Hello Dan

The weekend was a bit bumpy for you, so I will do that first. I hear "tokens" are the new idea, so how about a "Turnip Token" from me for not talking about the anniversary of "Bloody Sunday" well done!

Oh, I will have to take that "Turnip Token" away as you waded in on Hillsborough! It's so good to have someone like you putting forth sensible thoughtful comments. Have you thought of helping Ukraine with the Russia crisis? Please do that live from the border, that would get attention.

If its attention you want how about putting some pencils up your nose, pants on your head and saying the word “wibble”. Oh, sorry that’s an old Blackadder script, still worth a go and safer than the Hillsborough stuff.

Also, how brave to share how you got "hypogonadism" from fad diets when most bodybuilding people get it from anabolic steroids.

"Anabolic steroids induce hypogonadism in young men "by Coward and Lipshultz should help you with that confusion. It's a peer-reviewed academic paper known aka "research".

With fuel prices on the rise, it must be comforting to know that you can both heat and light your own home with infinitely sustainable gaslighting, which I believe you have in plentiful supply.

At one point in your life, you were taking more gym candy to get juiced up than the "Flavour me Fruity" juice bar in my local shopping centre. You expect your single-digit audience to believe your medical condition is due to a 5-week fad diet of wagon wheels and avocados in 2012?

Back to your business and why it is not scalable or sustainable, unlike many other similar companies.

At best, you are in the "dead cat bounce" stage with your business
Not the most pleasant analogy, based on if something falls far enough when it hits bottom, it will bounce up, like a dead cat. Not my choice (coined by stockbrokers), but I wanted to pick something memorable for you. You are in the "dead cat bounce stage" even if you sign up two new members. Get the turnips sitting behind you to google it. Oh, and I love cats!

You know that your kind of business must consider the following:

Retention: It should be 16 weeks if it works. If people stay a year, your plan does not work and is just the same as all those other plans you profess to hate. However, longer retention means more money. Why would I stay if you have " cured" me in 16 weeks?

Referral: You need people to say nice things to get others to sign up, so you don't have to rely on generic, lame, NHS hero coupons that genuinely demonstrate the reason why no turnip has ever been head of marketing and is better suited to sitting immobile in a cold field. You are not getting referrals, your positive “ word of mouth” from customers is very poor. Why is that?

Revenue: You need money in the door, but if people are cancelling quicker than a dinner reservation on the Titanic, then your churn rate is too high to sustain a business, and that is why you are thrashing around like a freshly caught attention-seeking fish. A lack of revenue is pushing you further into scam territory as the desperation increases.

Reputation: The 80/20client base is inexorably heading towards a smaller number than this tattle platform of ex-clients. It looks like you are between “a rock and a hard place”, so let's hope that hard place is dirty block paving and you can get some jet washing revenue.

If you grow and get that "bounce" you are desperate for, a significant number of people will check out you and your business. Red flags will be going up, alarms will start ringing, and a substantial portion of clients and potential business collaborators will exit stage left.

There is a Ms Darby (influencer) whose unpleasant tweets/comments resurfaced ten years later. Her agent sacked her, the clothing line stalled, followers ran away in their thousands. This could be a tale about anyone who has said unpleasant things, done unpleasant things, been unkind to customers, told lies and left a trail of damage behind them.

The difference between you and that example is that your dirty washing is out there already, just a click away.

You didn’t need Kathy Bates from the film “Misery” you got the hammer and the wood and hobbled yourself, your business and your top team of turnips. You can struggle on deceiving the odd passer-by who fails to check you out, but you are never going to achieve the pace and success of the past.

The sobbing back story will not cut it with anyone. You are currently in a loop of offering a dubious non-peer-reviewed ever-changing diet lifestyle mindset plan that you know does not work, facilitated by two turnips with no applicable qualifications between them. Ask yourself what publisher, TV company, brand agency would touch a person/company/brand that has a trail of disaster behind it and more waiting to fall out of closets in the future?

Just a quick Turnip Watch. Are you paying the turnips, running a cult, or am I watching a hostage situation? Team Turnip, just blink SOS with your eyelids, and help will be sent. I implore you to release "team turnip". How will they work again if any future employer starts googling your business and then looks at them over the interview table after reading and watching your talentless unedifying tripe?

In the words of Frozen, "let it go". Reinvention is always possible. There is always hope, but not in the diet fitness industry where you are as welcome as Novichok on the doorknobs of the nation.

Maybe try the “ wibble and pencils up the nose” thing. Its old but effective.
Next week "how to save for a rainy day" the tax man cometh.

Another masterpiece- not bad for a troll eh!

Whoever you are, I salute you. The ‘hostage situation’ in particular tickled me- I do wonder if we’ll ever see a glimpse of the chain Seanny boy is wearing…!

 

[Velvet Veil]

I really hope Dan keeps trying to be controversial, it's maybe the best way to alienate the most people, and with any luck he might just upset the wrong people and get well and truly cancelled! I'd LOVE him to become a media pariah- that would be the only way to stop him, so keep it up DW, mate, dude, keep it up

80/20 changing lives, like Novichok on the doorknobs of the nation.

Hello Dan

The weekend was a bit bumpy for you, so I will do that first. I hear "tokens" are the new idea, so how about a "Turnip Token" from me for not talking about the anniversary of "Bloody Sunday" well done!

Oh, I will have to take that "Turnip Token" away as you waded in on Hillsborough! It's so good to have someone like you putting forth sensible thoughtful comments. Have you thought of helping Ukraine with the Russia crisis? Please do that live from the border, that would get attention.

If its attention you want how about putting some pencils up your nose, pants on your head and saying the word “wibble”. Oh, sorry that’s an old Blackadder script, still worth a go and safer than the Hillsborough stuff.

Also, how brave to share how you got "hypogonadism" from fad diets when most bodybuilding people get it from anabolic steroids.

"Anabolic steroids induce hypogonadism in young men "by Coward and Lipshultz should help you with that confusion. It's a peer-reviewed academic paper known aka "research".

With fuel prices on the rise, it must be comforting to know that you can both heat and light your own home with infinitely sustainable gaslighting, which I believe you have in plentiful supply.

At one point in your life, you were taking more gym candy to get juiced up than the "Flavour me Fruity" juice bar in my local shopping centre. You expect your single-digit audience to believe your medical condition is due to a 5-week fad diet of wagon wheels and avocados in 2012?

Back to your business and why it is not scalable or sustainable, unlike many other similar companies.

At best, you are in the "dead cat bounce" stage with your business
Not the most pleasant analogy, based on if something falls far enough when it hits bottom, it will bounce up, like a dead cat. Not my choice (coined by stockbrokers), but I wanted to pick something memorable for you. You are in the "dead cat bounce stage" even if you sign up two new members. Get the turnips sitting behind you to google it. Oh, and I love cats!

You know that your kind of business must consider the following:

Retention: It should be 16 weeks if it works. If people stay a year, your plan does not work and is just the same as all those other plans you profess to hate. However, longer retention means more money. Why would I stay if you have " cured" me in 16 weeks?

Referral: You need people to say nice things to get others to sign up, so you don't have to rely on generic, lame, NHS hero coupons that genuinely demonstrate the reason why no turnip has ever been head of marketing and is better suited to sitting immobile in a cold field. You are not getting referrals, your positive “ word of mouth” from customers is very poor. Why is that?

Revenue: You need money in the door, but if people are cancelling quicker than a dinner reservation on the Titanic, then your churn rate is too high to sustain a business, and that is why you are thrashing around like a freshly caught attention-seeking fish. A lack of revenue is pushing you further into scam territory as the desperation increases.

Reputation: The 80/20client base is inexorably heading towards a smaller number than this tattle platform of ex-clients. It looks like you are between “a rock and a hard place”, so let's hope that hard place is dirty block paving and you can get some jet washing revenue.

If you grow and get that "bounce" you are desperate for, a significant number of people will check out you and your business. Red flags will be going up, alarms will start ringing, and a substantial portion of clients and potential business collaborators will exit stage left.

There is a Ms Darby (influencer) whose unpleasant tweets/comments resurfaced ten years later. Her agent sacked her, the clothing line stalled, followers ran away in their thousands. This could be a tale about anyone who has said unpleasant things, done unpleasant things, been unkind to customers, told lies and left a trail of damage behind them.

The difference between you and that example is that your dirty washing is out there already, just a click away.

You didn’t need Kathy Bates from the film “Misery” you got the hammer and the wood and hobbled yourself, your business and your top team of turnips. You can struggle on deceiving the odd passer-by who fails to check you out, but you are never going to achieve the pace and success of the past.

The sobbing back story will not cut it with anyone. You are currently in a loop of offering a dubious non-peer-reviewed ever-changing diet lifestyle mindset plan that you know does not work, facilitated by two turnips with no applicable qualifications between them. Ask yourself what publisher, TV company, brand agency would touch a person/company/brand that has a trail of disaster behind it and more waiting to fall out of closets in the future?

Just a quick Turnip Watch. Are you paying the turnips, running a cult, or am I watching a hostage situation? Team Turnip, just blink SOS with your eyelids, and help will be sent. I implore you to release "team turnip". How will they work again if any future employer starts googling your business and then looks at them over the interview table after reading and watching your talentless unedifying tripe?

In the words of Frozen, "let it go". Reinvention is always possible. There is always hope, but not in the diet fitness industry where you are as welcome as Novichok on the doorknobs of the nation.

Maybe try the “ wibble and pencils up the nose” thing. Its old but effective.
Next week "how to save for a rainy day" the tax man cometh.

This should be in the Wiki, under a date heading- it's brilliant.
I'd do it but I can't figure out how

 

[Chiligirl13]

80/20 changing lives, like Novichok on the doorknobs of the nation.

Hello Dan

The weekend was a bit bumpy for you, so I will do that first. I hear "tokens" are the new idea, so how about a "Turnip Token" from me for not talking about the anniversary of "Bloody Sunday" well done!

Oh, I will have to take that "Turnip Token" away as you waded in on Hillsborough! It's so good to have someone like you putting forth sensible thoughtful comments. Have you thought of helping Ukraine with the Russia crisis? Please do that live from the border, that would get attention.

If its attention you want how about putting some pencils up your nose, pants on your head and saying the word “wibble”. Oh, sorry that’s an old Blackadder script, still worth a go and safer than the Hillsborough stuff.

Also, how brave to share how you got "hypogonadism" from fad diets when most bodybuilding people get it from anabolic steroids.

"Anabolic steroids induce hypogonadism in young men "by Coward and Lipshultz should help you with that confusion. It's a peer-reviewed academic paper known aka "research".

With fuel prices on the rise, it must be comforting to know that you can both heat and light your own home with infinitely sustainable gaslighting, which I believe you have in plentiful supply.

At one point in your life, you were taking more gym candy to get juiced up than the "Flavour me Fruity" juice bar in my local shopping centre. You expect your single-digit audience to believe your medical condition is due to a 5-week fad diet of wagon wheels and avocados in 2012?

Back to your business and why it is not scalable or sustainable, unlike many other similar companies.

At best, you are in the "dead cat bounce" stage with your business
Not the most pleasant analogy, based on if something falls far enough when it hits bottom, it will bounce up, like a dead cat. Not my choice (coined by stockbrokers), but I wanted to pick something memorable for you. You are in the "dead cat bounce stage" even if you sign up two new members. Get the turnips sitting behind you to google it. Oh, and I love cats!

You know that your kind of business must consider the following:

Retention: It should be 16 weeks if it works. If people stay a year, your plan does not work and is just the same as all those other plans you profess to hate. However, longer retention means more money. Why would I stay if you have " cured" me in 16 weeks?

Referral: You need people to say nice things to get others to sign up, so you don't have to rely on generic, lame, NHS hero coupons that genuinely demonstrate the reason why no turnip has ever been head of marketing and is better suited to sitting immobile in a cold field. You are not getting referrals, your positive “ word of mouth” from customers is very poor. Why is that?

Revenue: You need money in the door, but if people are cancelling quicker than a dinner reservation on the Titanic, then your churn rate is too high to sustain a business, and that is why you are thrashing around like a freshly caught attention-seeking fish. A lack of revenue is pushing you further into scam territory as the desperation increases.

Reputation: The 80/20client base is inexorably heading towards a smaller number than this tattle platform of ex-clients. It looks like you are between “a rock and a hard place”, so let's hope that hard place is dirty block paving and you can get some jet washing revenue.

If you grow and get that "bounce" you are desperate for, a significant number of people will check out you and your business. Red flags will be going up, alarms will start ringing, and a substantial portion of clients and potential business collaborators will exit stage left.

There is a Ms Darby (influencer) whose unpleasant tweets/comments resurfaced ten years later. Her agent sacked her, the clothing line stalled, followers ran away in their thousands. This could be a tale about anyone who has said unpleasant things, done unpleasant things, been unkind to customers, told lies and left a trail of damage behind them.

The difference between you and that example is that your dirty washing is out there already, just a click away.

You didn’t need Kathy Bates from the film “Misery” you got the hammer and the wood and hobbled yourself, your business and your top team of turnips. You can struggle on deceiving the odd passer-by who fails to check you out, but you are never going to achieve the pace and success of the past.

The sobbing back story will not cut it with anyone. You are currently in a loop of offering a dubious non-peer-reviewed ever-changing diet lifestyle mindset plan that you know does not work, facilitated by two turnips with no applicable qualifications between them. Ask yourself what publisher, TV company, brand agency would touch a person/company/brand that has a trail of disaster behind it and more waiting to fall out of closets in the future?

Just a quick Turnip Watch. Are you paying the turnips, running a cult, or am I watching a hostage situation? Team Turnip, just blink SOS with your eyelids, and help will be sent. I implore you to release "team turnip". How will they work again if any future employer starts googling your business and then looks at them over the interview table after reading and watching your talentless unedifying tripe?

In the words of Frozen, "let it go". Reinvention is always possible. There is always hope, but not in the diet fitness industry where you are as welcome as Novichok on the doorknobs of the nation.

Maybe try the “ wibble and pencils up the nose” thing. Its old but effective.
Next week "how to save for a rainy day" the tax man cometh.

It’s the Turnips for me. Absolutely brilliant. I wish I was artistic so I could put the picture I have in my head onto paper.

 

[Spongranch]

Another masterpiece- not bad for a troll eh!

Whoever you are, I salute you. The ‘hostage situation’ in particular tickled me- I do wonder if we’ll ever see a glimpse of the chain Seanny boy is wearing…!

Hi and thank you

I have thought long and hard about my comments and the morality of mocking the guy. I finally remember that this chump is damaging people then running to hide behind self diagnosed MH issues, which is both cowardly and denigrates peoples genuine problems.

This is a rare case where laughing at him is preferable to laughing with him, should he ever crack a joke that was funny.

If anyone reading thinks " it is me", no it is most certainly him. I just believe he should stop taking peoples money and indulging in a fantasy version of his life which can prove damaging to others.

I had no idea this was what " trolling " was about ,this is my first rodeo, I just thought it was calling out bullishit . I guess I should put it on my CV!

On a final note my name was supposed to be Sphanranch based on a film set, but I heard it wrong, and was concerned it was some insulting term but found it is a term for a narrow strip of land in German! So Spongranch it is!