Such fond memories!!!!
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How in the hell does she live with herself & look in the mirror at herself each & every day, knowing all the people she's scammed?!! I realize I could be writing that same exact question about Tarah. They're both scum.
Surprised she would even acknowledge that business and why refer to it by name.
Although not a creative myself, I am in the architecture industry and I work with very talented degree qualified interior designers. I just don’t get Crystal and how she gets work to design ‘HQs’. She is nothing more than an interior decorator, I read somewhere a while ago she did a year long online course?!?!? Yes, she may be able to tell you what boring beige curtain to install but would you really trust her with complex joinery, lighting and making spaces not only aesthetically pleasing but functional (the stuff that actual interior designers do) I’m sure the clients she apparently works for don’t want their ‘HQs’ made a random besser bricks and broken tiles!!!
she would have totally hit them up and is doing it for contra/publicity - I doubt anyone is parting with their money for her dodgy interior services!
Anyone can go to ikea or Kmart and buy all the white boho tit!
She would have ruined any relationships with to any legit wholesale suppliers from her shop, so has to resort to ikea, Kmart and bunnings
Yes to all of this!! My thoughts exactly, I personally think old man has something to do with it he probably owns every company she's styling for and the Airbnb's. As for not so mumsy she is an idiot clearly knows nothing about design she thought there was one shade of white
crystal is probably doing her thing for free along with all the others 
She blames it all on the ex-husband. She wasn’t well (mentally) he was running the business and telling her everything was ok. He stole the money.
I have no idea what is true, but this is what she tells people.
Yes - she does lots of influencers for free (they just pay for the stuff with a ridiculously low budget, hence ikea and Kmart). She then leverages this to get unsuspecting clients to pay.
she also did a service where she would do design really cheap but w everyone got pretty much the same Canva documeny. Then she recommended suppliers that she gets trade discount at. Gets them to buy from her and makes the margin.
not uncommon for designers.
So, it was pure luck you dumbass flog?
Is she going down the stupid course MLM path now? Sounds like dumb luck and having a friend who knew someone high profile.
Also why would Lorna Jane agree to this rando? Just to help out a friend? Like she could hire literally anyone she desired?!
Also why would Lorna Jane agree to this rando? Just to help out a friend? Like she could hire literally anyone she desired?!
Oh my god she’s cooked. Claiming she has her own resort now? It’s not your house!!!!
Just did a bit of reading on this “resort”. I wonder how she feels knowing it was all his ex-wife’s idea.
Just did a bit of reading on this “resort”. I wonder how she feels knowing it was all his ex-wife’s idea.
She’s gonna break into “It’s a hard knock life soon” She’s met her Daddy Warbucks.
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"What height do I hang a toilet". WTF?! Am I missing something here? Don't toilets go in the ground for plumbing purposes or is this an Australian thing that I'm not familiar with?
Last year she was saying how amazing her bell tent mattress on floor situation was! Now it’s tit!
We need the ex wife of the silver fox to come on here to vent
We need the ex wife of the silver fox to come on here to vent
Self-belief and connections are great, but if you have no design skills what are you actually selling? I want someone who believes in themselves because they know what they’re doing.
She’d be referring to the wall-hung toilets that have all of the plumbing hidden in the wall.
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The poor kid trying to teach his mum humility and to stop being a gold digger
his dad must be a good influence thank god
his dad must be a good influence thank god
Oh ok, I wasn't familiar with those. I live in America & all the ones I see are attached to the ground & plumbing underneath.
The thing about that story is that it never happened.
This is actually the grossest thing I’ve seen play out on SM. Her excitement about landing an old rich guy is 
She is acting like a teenager who has been invited to someone’s cool holiday house. If her kid did say that, she needs to take a long hard look at her behaviour and what that is communicating to him. It’s not a good sign if your kid is more mature than you.
She is acting like a teenager who has been invited to someone’s cool holiday house. If her kid did say that, she needs to take a long hard look at her behaviour and what that is communicating to him. It’s not a good sign if your kid is more mature than you.- Status