Coatesy & Ems

[Millicentgirl]

I agree, I was just about to post how much she seems to be thriving. I hope she realises the difference between being with her mum and being with Ryan

The difference is unreal and Bella looks like she’s having a ball

 

[catapillar19]

their latest uber ad makes zero sense, they ordered egg slut but there literally isn’t one around here closest one is london and they were at home eating it? everything about them is false

 

[anonforever]

Ah now the smarmy twat wants a puppy!

 

[tellmewhy]

A lot of people wear those bands on large ships, they even sell them in the shops. Large ships might not rock as much as the smaller ones but when they do it can be just as bad

 

[hazmaz]

So many comments on one of latest videos about too

 

[Hmmm?]

He’s absolutely revolting, look at the state of him. I’d be so embarrassed to be with him.
Firstly, what the hell is he wearing? And secondly, he’s on that beach with an egg and bacon baguette

 

[Hmmm?]

I cannot wait to see them with a 3 year old

Oh no, a mobile toddler around 15 months old. She will keep them very busy

 

[Ohheyyyyy]

The disgust in her face at the price of suncream. I used to really like her but she's tight with money. Its alright when everything is getting gifted to them but when they have to pay for things it's totally different.

 

[Thisnthat13]

got no content if he doesn't go shopping.

he also makes it very obvious where he lives if you live in the neighbouring towns. very unsafe for a baby

Definitely. I live in the same area. I could literally tell you their road name! Scary really!

 

[HannahF]

Its £40!! For that toy she stuck in her head. Jeeeez they do have money to burn. Just stuck one of her toys in hands. I have a fidgety 6 month old and i swear by using a teething toy or fidget spinner to keep her occupied when changing her

 

[justwatching4fun]

they probably don’t know what that is.

 

[HannahF]

I really like watching them but totally gone off them they both give me such lazy slobbish vibes. Ryan is extremely selfish too and is only interested if it involved something he likes. I don't think they are good parents

Same here, their content wasnt as bad till they had Bella. Its all take aways, eating out, morrisons or baby bella has had a blow out.

Some things the world doesnt need to always know and kept private. Poor Bella has had her dirty laundry (literally) aired on social media and her mum referred to a milk cow.
The content is getting boring, yesterday was a fake trip to the cinema. They drove all the way from Devon and instead of going home and relaxing. They claim she needed to go to Bracknell to flying tiger when actually they must of forgotten that had a advert to make.

Im not far from Bracknell (next town over) and its not on the way back from Devon to Fleet, its about another 30 mins drive out of the way. For me it takes 10 minutes to get to Bracknelland i have a baby but some days i cant be bothered as its hassle. Let alone drive from Devon to there

 

[hazmaz]

i cant even imagine them with 2 under 2....

 

[m2one]

I feel like that too as the last few things shes eaten are things you cant eat when pregnant. Like at lunch she had a salami sandwich and he goes you love a salami sandwich. I dont think i have ever seen her say/mention that before and dinner tonight was a meat platter with deli meats that you cant have when pregnant

They always say Emma doesn’t like cheese so why would she order a cheeseboard?

 

[twinkleunicorn]

They have no clue at all! Did you hear Emma said ‘something like oh they have a travel cot, I didn’t know that’ when they walked into the room. How can they not know that?? It’s what you should be checking or requesting when booking a family holiday with a little one. Also. You can buy nappies abroad you know?!
my son is 8 and we still take a change of clothing whenever we go out and about cos you just never know what may happen! And that hotel doesn’t look bubba friendly at all!!

If it was gifted then they wouldn’t have booked it! They’re a pair of idiots
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If it was gifted then they wouldn’t have booked it! They’re a pair of idiots

Edited to add I meant that someone would have booked it for them

 

[mooseknuckle]

A takeaway, a Sunday roast, wagamamas and an Indian today - not to mention countless amount of other shit bought in less than a week. Living the (lazy) life eh!!

 

[Tanne1999]

I’m just about to finish S9 of Greys, I started it in late October. Has Emma mentioned it at all recently? The new season is starting soon so I thought she’d be posting about it, she hadn’t said she’d finished it as far as I’d seen.


I’m still baffled at the rate she watched it at. I can manage 3/4 episodes at the absolute most in one day, I’ve gone a week at a time without watching a single episode. I dread to think how many episodes a day she was watching.

 

[justwatching4fun]

So they at sealife today and Ryan again when asked if he enjoyed it pulls a face, they are so selfish they do NOTHING child friendly and when he does he moans or pulls faces. It angers me

 

[Tanne1999]

The absolute state of her.
Actually baffling she’s managed to watch over 150 episodes of a show in such a short time - especially when they’re relatively long episodes.

 

[Secretadmirer]

Must be nice to go on a gifted cruise, then 3 weeks away for the football to then come home and book a last minute holiday! Why tiktok are paying these influencers is honestly beyond me when there’s hard workers struggling it just seems so wrong to me.

Especially when the majority of them are lazy sods (these pair being two of the worst!) who sit about slobbing at home all the time anyway so don’t exactly need a holiday for a ‘break/time off’