Can’t believe the poo ad. She is totally farcical! Definitely a mash up of Nathan Barley and Alan Partridge.
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She does my head in - going on about being sober and why more pubs are not embracing this. Missing a Sainsbury’s event due to be on yet another holiday. duck MW do they ever actually work?
She acts like some martyr for not drinking and looks for constant approval. I have been pretty much tea total since becoming a mum. The thought of being pissed and one of my children falling ill has always worried me (yep, I am a consistent over thinker and have these thoughts all the time).
Seedlip costs as much as gin! Also last week in our local Asda it was cheaper to buy four beers than any of their soft drinks. The government sugar tax is making sure of that - although I don’t understand how that works with alcohol as a lot of these Gins that influencers rave about are actually gin liquors so mostly sugar!
She acts like some martyr for not drinking and looks for constant approval. I have been pretty much tea total since becoming a mum. The thought of being pissed and one of my children falling ill has always worried me (yep, I am a consistent over thinker and have these thoughts all the time).
Seedlip costs as much as gin! Also last week in our local Asda it was cheaper to buy four beers than any of their soft drinks. The government sugar tax is making sure of that - although I don’t understand how that works with alcohol as a lot of these Gins that influencers rave about are actually gin liquors so mostly sugar!
Oh she’s going to be a sober bore
She’s ALWAYS looking for approval, or reassurance. Every single one of her posts has a mistake in it- either factually or grammatically or it’s just stupid!!! I actually can’t believe how much she embarrasses herself. Her posts are even interesting. I’m going to have to unfollow that massive uninteresting mess!!!!
But how will you find out about Camp Bowelival? If she’s bloated or if the #gifted Tena catch the loose stools after she smokes a fag to loosen it all and pops a couple of laxatives #festivalrebel #poppingpills.
Also another bleeping irritating thing this complete #gifted twit has pissed me off with this week is her first night away in
2 years OH duck OFF TELFORD YOU WANKER. Try having a disabled child and make it 17 years you silly thoughtless
. Given you have a 14 month old and we’re pregnant that sounds very lucky.Classic Telford on stories today having to apologise AGAIN for getting it wrong and not doing her research. How hard is it to fact check first? She was clearly fishing for a 'collab' with Sainsbury's now she's sober. In fact, her 'list' on quitting booze was probably timed to synch with the Sainsbury's pub opening....
Also how hard is it to format a blog post? I read one of her lists today and the font randomly changed size half way through. She's so lazy.
Also how hard is it to format a blog post? I read one of her lists today and the font randomly changed size half way through. She's so lazy.
They all look like they in 40’s let’s hope ELIZABETH Arden can help. Maybe it’s the secrect insta mum (skin) revival group?
Anyone with a full time job and kids doesn’t have time to be scrolling the gram. They are in WhatsApp groups with school mums so they don’t forget stuff & can ask favours.
Also the story looked like a car crash big blobs of text & if you didn’t see the whole thing start to finish it you could begin to doubt your own sanity. I wonder if any other influencers are part of the campaign?
Please please can someone write an instamum comedy, can’t actually make up half they say and do. It’s cringe comedy gold! She thinks her overstaring (moon cup chat, moths eating her knickers, dishwasher with trainers in and her kids cups, advertising laxative she’s never tried, body positivity photo shoot all sprayed the same orange colour, the naked bog photo) endears her to us but we’re not her fans I don’t know anyone who follows her who actually like her we follow for the above! The cringe fest!
The amusement this has provided me is immense. I’ve been crying at some the comments. Some very funny people on here - Thankyou
And include a campbestival trip!!!
Ooh congratulations!!
And yes looks like you’re right
do you think she still gets paid? Or maybe thats why she deleted because the company probably didn’t pay up after that mess She’s such an idiot! The Nathan barley/ Alan partridge of insta mums! Can picture the camera panning in now her wearing a MOTHER tshirt with sports socks pulled up to her knees, brand new white trainers, a silver Tiba & Marl pack pack walking down the street doing an insta gurning story ignoring her kids who are scooting off miles down the road.
I live in the same area and can confirm I have actually seen this happen in the flesh.
Waves. I too am in same area but haven’t seen her, thankfully.
This would really tickle me. What she taking those strange gurning selfie photos?
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