Clemmie Telford #4 But why Clemmie?

[Cascara]

Aren’t you supposed to dry clean dresses BEFORE putting them away ?

Apparently not getting That Dress dry cleaned before she put it away was Monica Lewinsky’s downfall. Hopefully Budget Clemmie’s dress does not bear any incriminating stains...(some of you may be too young to know what this refers too )

 

[Treesy19]

Her stories annoy me so much. She’s got such a posh plummy voice and yet tries to act so laid back and down to earth. How anyone listens to her podcast with that voice is beyond me!!

That’s why I had to unfollow. I also listened to one of the podcast episodes and I just couldn’t stand the voice. There’s definitely some fruit in that gob.

 

[Burda]

She is a disgusting woman!

 

[Lumpfish]

And all that tat on the site of the table including multiple medicine bottles. What is wrong with her?!

Someone calling her out on her grammar and she’s crying about it on stories and still bleeping up - you couldnt make it up! Bell end.

 

[Tublet83]

Look at that wall

 

[Burda]

She really is awful. Why is she so popular

 

[Lumpfish]

She’s so grubby.
I once messaged her with some feedback (I honestly just find her appalling) and she sent me 4 massive voice notes back rambling about nothing. Mad!

And now all those posts rambling about the person correcting her grammar. She comes across as manic. Imagine living with her, no wonder her husband’s lost the plot and grown that yeti beard

 

[Rosieee]

She’s creative ?

 

[Lumpfish]

Her kids always look bloody feral even now she’s stopped showing their faces they still look grubby and always naked - so scummy

 

[Venuslurker]

My house is pretty cluttered but those shelves in her kitchen/dining room make me feel very stressed, so much shite on them

 

[Mustard]

If those are medicine bottles then they should be locked away.

 

[Lumpfish]

If those are medicine bottles then they should be locked away.

Probably empty and she cba to throw them away

 

[Shouldbedoingjobs]

I’m no Queen of Clean but Jeez this woman is so far the other end of the scale it’s Disgusting !!!!!!!!!!

 

[harrysmum200]

Has this been discussed? Actual superstar Adele has a Clemmie list linked in her Insta bio?

 

[Eyeseeyou]

Hmmm. Just don’t see her as a Waitrose shopper. The #AD just seems way off the mark Waitrose.

 

[Pommes]

Has this been discussed? Actual superstar Adele has a Clemmie list linked in her Insta bio?
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It was discussed a while ago.

I think the author (unpaid of course) of the list is a good friend of Adele’s.

 

[Lumpfish]

How on earth does she get the guests she does for her crappy podcast. It’s wild.

Her husband looks ill in that valentines post too - he’s lost a lot of weight (and his yeti beard)

 

[Breakdance Badass]

I find her so amusing. Always so busy yet does virtually nothing? Banging on about her exercise, yet looks more or less the same? Asks the public to answer questions, so in reality does no actual work?

I cannot imagine who would buy her book? She looks grubby and thrown together. Do you remember when her rings were stolen?

 

[Lumpfish]

I find her so amusing. Always so busy yet does virtually nothing? Banging on about her exercise, yet looks more or less the same? Asks the public to answer questions, so in reality does no actual work?

I cannot imagine who would buy her book? She looks grubby and thrown together. Do you remember when he rings were stolen?

Yep stolen because she didn’t lock the car door and left them in plain sight or something ridiculous wasn’t it? I agree she looks so dirty all the time, the whole family look unwashed

 

[Breakdance Badass]

Yep stolen because she didn’t lock the car door and left them in plain sight or something ridiculous wasn’t it? I agree she looks so dirty all the time, the whole family look unwashed

That’s right and they’re proper huge walloping diamonds too! They all look manky, I know this isn’t nice but I just think the house must smell. I’ll never forget the dirty knickers on the bathroom floor