Clemmie Telford #4 But why Clemmie?

[Lumpfish]

She looks so awful in this picture. She looks like battered. Why does she keep reposting it.

 

[Eyeseeyou]

She looks so awful in this picture. She looks like battered. Why does she keep reposting it.

Some things should be kept private.

 

[Shouldbedoingjobs]

Surely this isn’t what she feeds her kids for lunch?! That is not a meal - that is all snacks!!

That’s sadder than a Meldrum lunch !

 

[Treesy19]

I think she looks ok. Wouldn’t post to bloody Insta though. Ridiculed by kids at school, why put your own kids through this?

I don’t follow her anymore, what’s the book actually ON???!! Another Insta beggar who wants to join the published list so that they can install “author” into their bio Oh, and will it be the standard claim of, “Sunday Times Best Selling..” like all I ever see?

 

[Lumpfish]

I think she looks ok. Wouldn’t post to bloody Insta though. Ridiculed by kids at school, why put your own kids through this?

I don’t follow her anymore, what’s the book actually ON???!! Another Insta beggar who wants to join the published list so that they can install “author” into their bio Oh, and will it be the standard claim of, “Sunday Times Best Selling..” like all I ever see?

Wow I’m surprised you think she looks ok! She looks like she’s about to put her fist through your face IMO! With black eyes and mardy face while naked on the bog of all places and yes sharing it to Instagram over and over - wtf.

her book is a list of answers or something - it is never going to sell - will be free PR copies all the way. I don’t think she even has the pull for proper PR now her namesake has disappeared Budget Clemmie is falling too!

 

[Wolf359]

Ugh that photo. Why does she keep posting it?

 

[Cascara]

I heard she basically got laughed out the door the first time she pitched her ‘book idea’ to publishers...

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

I heard she basically got laughed out the door the first time she pitched her ‘book idea’ to publishers...View attachment 415845

Yes that rings bells, pretty sure someone on here said it was a publishers they worked for that laughed at it

 

[Cascara]

Yes that rings bells, pretty sure someone on here said it was a publishers they worked for that laughed at it

I thought I’d seen it on Mumsnet but it might’ve been here.

 

[Ohflogoff]

Oh my giddy aunt she’s got a frigging book out. Jeeeeeeez

 

[Treesy19]

So is it a Sunday Times Best Seller...seems to be the phrase that is bandied about anyway!

 

[Lumpfish]

So is it a Sunday Times Best Seller...seems to be the phrase that is bandied about anyway!

There is no way anyone is going to read that tit

 

[Lumpfish]

Her stories annoy me so much. She’s got such a posh plummy voice and yet tries to act so laid back and down to earth. How anyone listens to her podcast with that voice is beyond me!!

 

[That3babieslife]

I find her fascinating like her wholeself!!

 

[Lumpfish]

I find her fascinating like her wholeself!!

What?

 

[That3babieslife]

What?

Let me make it clear as I'm not multi-tasking anymore she's so weird not in a good way like she's trying so hard but it's alwasy a fail it's fascinating!

 

[skronkywildcat]

It’s bleeping £18.99!!

 

[Tublet83]

It’s bleeping £18.99!!

It will be in the works by the end of the year

 

[Rosieee]

Aren’t you supposed to dry clean dresses BEFORE putting them away ?

 

[Lumpfish]

Aren’t you supposed to dry clean dresses BEFORE putting them away ?

No silly - you’re supposed to do it 10 years later but not before showing all the filth to the gram!