Clemmie Telford #3 Can't handle cash? Can't get pissed? Can't dress as an adult? Write a list!

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She’s such a cock. Her reply to me on Instagram stories before, was dripping with blind privilege. I said something about how perhaps going on about being skint, but advertising and not declaring expensive stuff, was a bit misleading and confusing for her followers, especially her target audience of new and perhaps isolated mums. She basically said they worked bloody hard for everything they’ve got, does declare ads properly (she bleeping doesn’t), and if anyone’s jealous of her life they should put the work in. Ermm yeah budget Clem, way to spectacularly miss a point you dick.
Jealous of her life? 🤣 does she actually think that people would be jealous of her dirty, haphazard, random life?! She seems bored to me- and comes across as very boring! Hilarious that she thinks people are jealous of that.
 
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Jealous of her life? 🤣 does she actually think that people would be jealous of her dirty, haphazard, random life?! She seems bored to me- and comes across as very boring! Hilarious that she thinks people are jealous of that.
Not I. I don't need free tit to have a fulfilling life and can buy and do whatever I life as I don't rely on gifts. I also don't have to live with dirty Ben.
 
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Not I. I don't need free tit to have a fulfilling life and can buy and do whatever I life as I don't rely on gifts. I also don't have to live with dirty Ben.
I think she’s as dirty as him to be fair 🤢 they’re the faux-hipster Twits.
 
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She’s such a cock. Her reply to me on Instagram stories before, was dripping with blind privilege. I said something about how perhaps going on about being skint, but advertising and not declaring expensive stuff, was a bit misleading and confusing for her followers, especially her target audience of new and perhaps isolated mums. She basically said they worked bloody hard for everything they’ve got, does declare ads properly (she bleeping doesn’t), and if anyone’s jealous of her life they should put the work in. Ermm yeah budget Clem, way to spectacularly miss a point you dick.
Gross. She's such a Tory.
 
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Right so I’ve been listening to her podcast, and wow she doesn’t deal with the subjects very sensitively. She just seems a bit clueless and in a few instances appears to have done very little research into her guests. I’m not sure how podcast advertising works, so this is probably not her fault, but I was a bit shocked that her episode on Universal Credit - which talked about people turning to food banks - finished with her declaring that M&S does her “favourite cashmere jumpers on the high street”. Just seemed a bit crass, but as I say, perhaps that’s not her fault.
 
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Right so I’ve been listening to her podcast, and wow she doesn’t deal with the subjects very sensitively. She just seems a bit clueless and in a few instances appears to have done very little research into her guests. I’m not sure how podcast advertising works, so this is probably not her fault, but I was a bit shocked that her episode on Universal Credit - which talked about people turning to food banks - finished with her declaring that M&S does her “favourite cashmere jumpers on the high street”. Just seemed a bit crass, but as I say, perhaps that’s not her fault.
That’s her all over. Blind as a bat when it comes to any level of nuance. Uncouth wannabe youth.
 
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She’s such a cock. Her reply to me on Instagram stories before, was dripping with blind privilege. I said something about how perhaps going on about being skint, but advertising and not declaring expensive stuff, was a bit misleading and confusing for her followers, especially her target audience of new and perhaps isolated mums. She basically said they worked bloody hard for everything they’ve got, does declare ads properly (she bleeping doesn’t), and if anyone’s jealous of her life they should put the work in. Ermm yeah budget Clem, way to spectacularly miss a point you dick.
Absolutely cannot stand it when people attribute their 'success' (read: comparative wealth) to hard work. A great many people work hard and typically the people who work *really* hard are not the ones with lots of money. They are the people working two or three jobs - often physical jobs like cleaning - just to keep food on the table and a roof over their families heads.
Yeah, I've had a lot of success in my life and I work long hours to achieve it... but a large part of my success is cos I had a mother who gave a tit and although I didn't have much when I was growing up, always knew I had somewhere to live and food to eat. And much of the rest was good fortune: right place, right time, meeting the right people etc.
And while I have no idea if she's worked the long hours before now, she certainly doesn't now: she showed us her diary to prove it!
She's definitely a Tory...
 
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Absolutely cannot stand it when people attribute their 'success' (read: comparative wealth) to hard work. A great many people work hard and typically the people who work *really* hard are not the ones with lots of money. They are the people working two or three jobs - often physical jobs like cleaning - just to keep food on the table and a roof over their families heads.
Yeah, I've had a lot of success in my life and I work long hours to achieve it... but a large part of my success is cos I had a mother who gave a tit and although I didn't have much when I was growing up, always knew I had somewhere to live and food to eat. And much of the rest was good fortune: right place, right time, meeting the right people etc.
And while I have no idea if she's worked the long hours before now, she certainly doesn't now: she showed us her diary to prove it!
She's definitely a Tory...
Yes, exactly! And she's so dim she won't even realise why her 'I work hard, you can too' attitude is so Tory - I'm sure she'd identify as left. The whole instamum phenomenon is inherently Tory and peak neoliberal feminism. Her responses prove it. Not to mention her profiting off the back of other people's stories of struggle.
 
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Yes! And she's so dim she won't even realise why her 'I work hard, you can too' attitude is so Tory - I'm sure she'd identify as left. The whole instamum phenomenon is inherently Tory and peak neoliberal feminism. Her responses prove it. Not to mention her profiting off the back of other people's stories of struggle.
That summed the whole thing up so succinctly.
 
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Jealous of her life? 🤣 does she actually think that people would be jealous of her dirty, haphazard, random life?! She seems bored to me- and comes across as very boring! Hilarious that she thinks people are jealous of
That’s her all over. Blind as a bat when it comes to any level of nuance. Uncouth wannabe youth.
She is kind of 'tone deaf'. Like the Australia bushfire post shoved onto stories followed by a freebie packet of crisps. Zero awareness. And she doesn't have the voice for podcasts, maybe just me but she always sounds a bit bunged up. It's distracting.
 
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So after talking about struggles with money, she's posting about buying treats for doing well at work and some woman's 'transformative' course. FFS.
 
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She actually makes me feel queasy. I just find her so dirty, tacky, vulgar and gross. And the post about the portion of salary saved for "pat on the back" treats - she is so out of touch and clueless. A very grim person!
 
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