Clemmie Telford #3 Can't handle cash? Can't get pissed? Can't dress as an adult? Write a list!

[Greygoose]

I wonder if she will take question suggestions for 'her' (we all know she can't write) new book? Even the name is tit 'but why?'... Its a step up from the laxative adverts where she pretended she didn't know laxatives were a thing, I guess

 

[Wolf359]

I hope she has a good proofreader.

 

[skronkywildcat]

Oh god I forgot the laxatives advert. She’d never tried them either and was suggesting them for festivals/camping. Absolute clown.

 

[frostily]

Yup, we definitely need another white, CIS gendered, straight, able bodied middle class person to talk about race and body image....

 

[Sunnybee]

Budget Unmumsy Mum

 

[Iolanth]

I noticed there don’t seem to be the usual misspellings on her white board pic, amazing. Guess she’s just sausage-fingered on the ‘gram then?

 

[Pegsypog]

I hope she has a good proofreader.

That poor guy...I hope he gets paid 3 times his normal wage

 

[Sunnybee]

I think "But why Clemmie?" works better as a title!

I went back and had a look at the mood board she's been desperate to share and noticed she's mentioned Erin and Universal Credit. I really, really hope she's not planning to be making a buck off the back of other women's lives.

 

[Rosieee]

She makes bucks off the back of everyone, that’s how she works. Ask people for ideas and opinions and Voila ! She has her book sorted.

 

[Notaninstamumeither]

She’ll take take take for the whole book. Give credit in the intro page, but nothing financial. Because, you know, she was nearly bankrupt once

 

[powpowpow]

She’ll take take take for the whole book. Give credit in the intro page, but nothing financial. Because, you know, she was nearly bankrupt once

The bankruptcy she was so stressed after that she HAD to go on a 2 week holiday to Thailand..

 

[Instawanker]

I am sorry but a parenting book answering kids questions. How old is her oldest child? She has very little parenting experience

 

[Standinthesun]

This book just sounds awful... what qualifications or experience does she have to be answering kids questions? Why would I want to take advice from her? Just why?

 

[Belulah]

I think "But why Clemmie?" works better as a title!

I went back and had a look at the mood board she's been desperate to share and noticed she's mentioned Erin and Universal Credit. I really, really hope she's not planning to be making a buck off the back of other women's lives.

We know it’s not just TV shows Clemmie because most of us have to plan and create plenty in our own lives instead of being a “creative” who is too lazy to even proof read work. Does anyone know if Erin got a book deal? Would 100 times rather read something by her then the Clown Queen of Peckham.

 

[Wolf359]

Am I being a Clemmie? Who’s Erin?

 

[yellow_daisies]

Am I being a Clemmie? Who’s Erin?

@noandroblog on insta.

 

[Cascara]

Looks like Budget Clemmie did at least write her own Amazon blurb...

 

[Cops&robbers]

Looks like Budget Clemmie did at least write her own Amazon blurb...View attachment 248689

Jeez, if I read her mention her (very brief) stint at Facebook one more time...!

 

[Okgolightly]

Her asking for help on tracking down an old teacher via social media just made me roll my eyes so hard they almost disappeared. Why does she not do what everyone else would and oh, I don't know, contact her SCHOOL?!

 

[Rosieee]

Jeez, if I read her mention her (very brief) stint at Facebook one more time...!

You would think she was with Sherryl Sandberg telling women to lean in she had a bleeping 12 months contract, like thousands of people.