Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

[laynelo_]

His flat need always makes me laugh, so obvious wee Sadie used to leave the bleep in a room as a baby and lock the door behind her Johnny and Krystal don’t have that coffee table heed do they?

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Aye hen. Marion has the brain of a 15 year old gural, trapped in the body of an overweight balding dwarf

Bit like the Jumanji remake then

 

[Madge2022]

His flat need always makes me laugh, so obvious wee Sadie used to leave the bleep in a room as a baby and lock the door behind her Johnny and Krystal don’t have that coffee table heed do they?

The Harry Potter oaf Ardrossan, bedroom under the stairs #factual

 

[AllieBee]

His flat need always makes me laugh, so obvious wee Sadie used to leave the bleep in a room as a baby and lock the door behind her Johnny and Krystal don’t have that coffee table heed do they?

I don't blame Sadie tbh. Spawning Maz must have been like birthing an alien.

 

[laynelo_]

I don't blame Sadie tbh. Spawning Maz must have been like birthing an alien.

Wan a they greeting face bastard weans that wilny shut up. Bet she had the adoption papers signed at wan point.

 

[Pepsi]

Anywan ken whit day it is? Iv no been teld and im losin my power hens also
Edited to say iv just seen stories ma bad. Tonsa love

 

[Shrekssister]

Anywan ken whit day it is? Iv no been teld and im losin my power hens also
Edited to say iv just seen stories ma bad. Tonsa love

Never message this page again!!!

 

[ChattyMammy]

His flat need always makes me laugh, so obvious wee Sadie used to leave the bleep in a room as a baby and lock the door behind her Johnny and Krystal don’t have that coffee table heed do they?

Sorry coffee table heed has ended me this thread is bleeping hilarious

 

[Doodlebug71]

Sorry coffee table heed has ended me this thread is bleeping hilarious

There is actually a medical condition called 'unloved child syndrome' where the wain is so ugly wae a massive nose it will never grow into, its left oan it's back aww day in its cot. Krystal Meth and Johnny do not bear the same unfortunate feature so aye

 

[Madge2022]

I don't blame Sadie tbh. Spawning Maz must have been like birthing an alien.

Ah heard the midwife tried tae push him back in.

 

[Babybail93]

Ah heard the midwife tried tae push him back in.

And then she was medically retired after the trauma of helping birth that thing

 

[AllieBee]

Ah heard the midwife tried tae push him back in.

Ah heard she crossed herself and ran out of the room screaming and her eyes were bleeding.

 

[mammaof3]

Don't spread it around, but after Marion was born the midwife reported that the afterbirth was better looking.

 

[Madge2022]

Don't spread it around, but after Marion was born the midwife reported that the afterbirth was better looking.

Ur we 100% sure that Sadie hooker shoes disnae huv Kerry Katonas and took the afterbirth hame instead of the wean?
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[Cinpab]

Ah heard the midwife tried tae push him back in.

The midwife threw the baby away and kept the afterbirth

 

[SuzyE]

Ffs, this is all we're going to get now. Thick twit needing ideas

 

[nefariousnellie]

Ffs, this is all we're going to get now. Thick twit needing ideas

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There's a while away and then theres next feckin year mate

 

[Cinpab]

This bleep is seriously not well. Who asks for packing advice a year before they go away

 

[Caw1982]

Ffs, this is all we're going to get now. Thick twit needing ideas

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Don't forget your tampons Maz you great minge

 

[laynelo_]

Ffs, this is all we're going to get now. Thick twit needing ideas

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Can imagine the total meltdoon on the jet2 plane when he needs tae ask the lassies for a seatbelt extender the fat slug. Ma holiday recommendation is diet pills