Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?
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I’m Klaus
Am pyure fumming hens I popped inti the small business that is Asda and they sooked £20 fay me so I trotted alang to customer services and telt the wee lassie she was geen me some hope then mop kicked ma leg right doon that escalator
And he kept that quiet didn't he!. No congrats or hope the day goes well, HannahI thought she was Ava May’s biggest brand ambassador? Some hun I follow on insta was invited tae a press day for Hannah with another load of saddos. Mario was no invited I see
Mario's been kicked to the kirb and l love it!
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And when he asked your name you should have said Janie! If Maz is 5 3, what the duck is Deek, he must be about 4 6, gnome territoryAw hens ma first Marion spotting!!About half 9 this morning the queen herself waiting in paisley for the 757 bus (which goes through the airport to clydebank, so duck knows where she’s going)…. Couldn’t get any pics as I was in a rush but she had her wee man bag, a sports direct bag, bloody gym trackies on, and a green puffer jacket.
Aw am saying is the conk is bigger than I have imagined, and aye he’s tiny. 5’3 way his trainers oan. Should’ve asked for an autograph coming to think a it
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I am also Klaus.
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I thought he was going to live his best life giving zero fucks? Then gets bent out of shape by someone called Klaus. If you can’t handle trolls get off the internet ya Fanny
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Is that in a “I am Spartacus” way?
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*you're* a fanny....
Shut up mario you fat slut,
I hope this years Xmas tat decorations have KLAUS printed all over them!
Shut up mario you fat slut,
I hope this years Xmas tat decorations have KLAUS printed all over them!
I bet Klaus is shaking in his boots being called Fanny by the one and only petite maz 
The spelling 
are we sure English is really her first language??
I can’t wait until he doxxes the wrong person and they kick his flat head in
are we sure English is really her first language??I can’t wait until he doxxes the wrong person and they kick his flat head in
I am Janie Klaus... 
Or maybes the Para Handy boat fur us auld TattlersProbably the closest he will ever get to being near a plane my lovely. Sports direct bag has killed me. I just knew before I even read your post that he would be carrying some stupid big bag
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On to a stena line boat
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Awww Mario, I thought it wus only kindness on yur page #bekond
On yerselves Janie and Klaus 
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We should aw report the fat cows account for bullying and harassment. Imagine how bleeping manic she would be if her account got shut down? Screaming, sharting, spewing all over the bedsit.
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We should aw report the fat cows account for bullying and harassment. Imagine how bleeping manic she would be if her account got shut down? Screaming, sharting, spewing all over the bedsit.
He's acting like patron saint of women now. Wit wud we dae without him?On yerselves Janie and Klaus
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We should aw report the fat cows account for bullying and harassment. Imagine how bleeping manic she would be if her account got shut down? Screaming, sharting, spewing all over the bedsit.
Would explain the sly post the other day saying he hasn't used a wax melt in months.And he kept that quiet didn't he!. No congrats or hope the day goes well, Hannah
Mario's been kicked to the kirb and l love it!
Think he's been replaced?
If he has, we should all order using the new fellas code. 
Done hen! reported the fat bullying slugOn yerselves Janie and Klaus
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We should aw report the fat cows account for bullying and harassment. Imagine how bleeping manic she would be if her account got shut down? Screaming, sharting, spewing all over the bedsit.
Poor Klaus.
I reported him for hate speech and harassmentDone hen! reported the fat bullying slug
Poor Klaus.
fat ox!Reported her for bullying and harassment, hold your power Klaus hen, tonsa love 
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