Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

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Now our pal Janie has made it over to the Mother Rendall thread curtsey of Mario, his pal Glamis has been threatening to kick trolls cunts in 😂😂😂
 
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I'm swear influencers actually *want* trolls just for something exciting to happen in their lives
And martins raging he hasn’t got anyone trolling him on insta cause nobody gives a duck about him so instead he goes and pinches other peoples “trolls” 😂 He’s wired up. If I lived closer to him I think I’d go to castle avicci and stage an intervention with the men in white coats.
 
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And martins raging he hasn’t got anyone trolling him on insta cause nobody gives a duck about him so instead he goes and pinches other peoples “trolls” 😂 He’s wired up. If I lived closer to him I think I’d go to castle avicci and stage an intervention with the men in white coats.
Ah wull cum wi youse, jist in case the owner's son is in. 😍
 
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Ah wull cum wi youse, jist in case the owner's son is in. 😍
More the merrier hen! ❤
I bet Martin just goes there in case he sees the son. “do you know who I am paolo? Do you want a pic with me? I’m the patron saint of paisley if you don’t know then get to know” :m
 
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More the merrier hen! ❤
I bet Martin just goes there in case he sees the son. “do you know who I am paolo? Do you want a pic with me? I’m the patron saint of paisley if you don’t know then get to know” :m
That wee button 🍄 goes anywhere near my Paolo ah'll be ramming wee Deek's petty cash up his erse, will be shitting coins fur weeks! 🤬
 
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He's obviously forgot how her and the rest of his fake insta mates laughed and took the piss out of him as they rifled through his kitchen cupboards. Thank feck my friends aren't like that.

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Mario stalking strange men again. Derek, now's your chance to reunite with Domboi 🤪

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Honestly it gives me the creeps how he lusts after these guys online 🤮 he would absolutely tit a brick if a confident guy stuck it on him 😂 he's as vanilla as a milky bar

I wish I could be sympathetic towards him but he's such a nasty wee prick. MR is definitely not your pal, she's someone you know but pals don't treat eachother the way you lot do, more faces than a town clock. Yet more pretending and fake ass friendships on that app.

bleeping sin, 40, no pals, no roots, a wee bedsit in Beruit, no car, no holidays and no boaby. He's an absolute stoater, fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch
 
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It gives me the biggest ick when he lists after other blokes online.

And the instahuns have been going mad for the inspirational quotes today. Just eat that tit right up, don’t they. Because they can’t form an original thought for themselves.
 
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Aw am saying hens is I don’t wanty see his porn history so aye. #scat #IYKYKIYDKGTK
 
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Aw am saying hens is I don’t wanty see his porn history so aye. #scat #IYKYKIYDKGTK
It will be like the 'Confessions of a ...' films fae the 70s. Marion imagining he's the housewifie getting rogered oor the bath ...ah mean toilet lid.

Mebbes he meant tae flash the postie 😳
 
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Hello ma lovelies! Do we actually know when they are going to Belfast coz if it's July 12th I will literally cancel awe ma plans to witness this!
Someone needs to suggest a trip tae the Falls Road as a wee cultural day out fur our Deek, he'd need tae wear his Rangers tap though 🙈 :LOL:
 
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I thought she was Ava May’s biggest brand ambassador? Some hun I follow on insta was invited tae a press day for Hannah with another load of saddos. Mario was no invited I see 😂
 
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So you don’t need a passport to go to Belfast from Scotland, but surely you need photo ID (not too sure on this as I have a passport). As Derek has no passport and Mario’s is probably out of date. How can they go? Neither of them have a drivers licence and I doubt the shart card would be acceptable.
 
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So you don’t need a passport to go to Belfast from Scotland, but surely you need photo ID (not too sure on this as I have a passport). As Derek has no passport and Mario’s is probably out of date. How can they go? Neither of them have a drivers licence and I doubt the shart card would be acceptable.
He's like the queen since he goat his blue tick. Naw, no deid but disnae need a passport or ID as he's pyoor famous. Wee Deek is his carer, bit like the Queen's lady in waiting #factual
 
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Aw hens ma first Marion spotting!!😩 About half 9 this morning the queen herself waiting in paisley for the 757 bus (which goes through the airport to clydebank, so duck knows where she’s going)…. Couldn’t get any pics as I was in a rush but she had her wee man bag, a sports direct bag, bloody gym trackies on, and a green puffer jacket.

Aw am saying is the conk is bigger than I have imagined, and aye he’s tiny. 5’3 way his trainers oan. Should’ve asked for an autograph coming to think a it😂
 
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I think Marion’s been dumped by AvaMeh and this monstrosity is about to step into his place.
Teef like an aging horse!!!!!
 
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So you don’t need a passport to go to Belfast from Scotland, but surely you need photo ID (not too sure on this as I have a passport). As Derek has no passport and Mario’s is probably out of date. How can they go? Neither of them have a drivers licence and I doubt the shart card would be acceptable.
You don't need to show anything if you are going on the boat, I wasn't asked for anything so maybe this is how he's going - wee old womans day trip over the water like when he went to Edinburgh. He will be home and tucked up in bed for 9pm my lovely :m 🥳
Hello ma lovelies! Do we actually know when they are going to Belfast coz if it's July 12th I will literally cancel awe ma plans to witness this!
Someone needs to suggest a trip tae the Falls Road as a wee cultural day out fur our Deek, he'd need tae wear his Rangers tap though 🙈 :LOL:
I can lend Deek my wee nephews Rangers top. Its age 6. Should fit him. Unfortunately I have nothing in Martin's size. Fat slag.
 
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Aw hens ma first Marion spotting!!😩 About half 9 this morning the queen herself waiting in paisley for the 757 bus (which goes through the airport to clydebank, so duck knows where she’s going)…. Couldn’t get any pics as I was in a rush but she had her wee man bag, a sports direct bag, bloody gym trackies on, and a green puffer jacket.

Aw am saying is the conk is bigger than I have imagined, and aye he’s tiny. 5’3 way his trainers oan. Should’ve asked for an autograph coming to think a it😂
Did you notice his petite frame?
 
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