It’ll be like that bullshit Meghan came out with when she reckoned the steward came over to her and said “thank you for everything you’ve done for this country”She’ll make up some fake story lit “ Can’t believe the lassies on the plane recognised me!!🥹 The pilot even gave me a wee shoutout er the intercom system, canny remember there names but so lovely!”
And co-pilot Janie
And thanks for talking to me Adam and his Mum Julie. I won't tell you all what we talked about cause I want to keep Adams privacy but well done Adam on coming out to your family and friends. I'm always happy to help inspire other gay fellas to live laugh love. Keep your powerShe’ll make up some fake story lit “ Can’t believe the lassies on the plane recognised me!!🥹 The pilot even gave me a wee shoutout er the intercom system, canny remember there names but so lovely!
and spine bright 
Aye the pilot will come oot of the closet oan the flight aww because monzo gave him courage so aye and so forthShe’ll make up some fake story lit “ Can’t believe the lassies on the plane recognised me!!🥹 The pilot even gave me a wee shoutout er the intercom system, canny remember there names but so lovely!
It'll be a day trip wi the OAP's. Bus leaving Buchanan bus station at 7.30 in the morning, back fur 6pm. A late night for oor Marion.NOOOOO he’s coming to my city of Belfast! As much as i don’t want him here you be best assured you horrible trolls that I will be on the lookout for photos of Mario in the wild while he’s here. Can’t wait to see what places he visits
ps the titanic museum is shite. Only about 10 mins of the whole thing is about the titanic and I’d never recommend it. As if he knows anything about the titanic anyway, he’s thick as two short planks. Pity he wasn’t on the titanic when it sunk my lovelies
he’s a walking contradiction.
Emerging from the cockpit in a full face of make up (but no the neck, mind!) because Marion has taught him it is ok tae wear make up as a man #inspirational
You just know that’ll be it. A day trip
would suit him down the ground. Home in bed by 10pm which would still be a very late night for him. He’s honestly like a 90yr old womanabsolutely affronted you’ve chosen Mario for me hen but we move!
He'll be on the stena line thinking they're Rose and Jack.I would honestly bloody love that, would be some craic
He’s going to be fuming when he reads here later, us all making fun of his trip to Belfast
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Probably get a wee McGill’s bus to the boat as a foot passenger on stena line my lovely with his shopping bags so he bring a load of shite home with him. B&M haul all the way from Belfast. Him being sick over the side of the boat. Then sat up front seat of the bus like a wee granny. I can picture it now and I’m here for it
Well I’m happy enough to be Martin my lovely, will get a wee shart card and order myself some fake Gucci trainers and wallet for the occasion. Wetherspoons won’t know what’s hit it.xxxxx
Imagine
Maybe deek will push him over and pretend it was an accident 
Shur that baby whale will float into harbour....Well I’m happy enough to be Martin my lovely, will get a wee shart card and order myself some fake Gucci trainers and wallet for the occasion. Wetherspoons won’t know what’s hit it.xxxxx
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Imagine
the last photo is priceless
