So is this trip to Belfast to prove that he does really know where Northern Ireland is, as he didn't seem to be aware it existed the other day. Until he read Tattle and pretended Deek told him. The same Deek that's always stoned.
Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?
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I’m from Belfast and you can be sure I’ll be veering well oot ma ain lane to try and get a glimpse of the wee hobbits if I can 
I’ll just need to follow the smell of weed, bleach and 100000 wax melts. And listen for the sounds of ‘We all have oor disabilities now oot ma way granny! me first in tae titanic the noo don’t you know I’m the male Mrs hinch’
I’ll just need to follow the smell of weed, bleach and 100000 wax melts. And listen for the sounds of ‘We all have oor disabilities now oot ma way granny! me first in tae titanic the noo don’t you know I’m the male Mrs hinch’
I’m sure wee deeks is delighted that Marian is calling all his 
brethren Irish 
Yeoooo wee Mazda get it out of yeee
brethren Irish Yeoooo wee Mazda get it out of yeee
Oh he’s broadening his horizons at last to take a wee trip over to oor Northern Irish lovelies is he?? Wonder wits brought that oan
oh me too I’ll be down that titanic like a hairy bear lookingto Spot him in the wild, bet you he stays in the ibis in castle streetI’m from Belfast and you can be sure I’ll be veering well oot ma ain lane to try and get a glimpse of the wee hobbits if I can
I’ll just need to follow the smell of weed, bleach and 100000 wax melts. And listen for the sounds of ‘We all have oor disabilities now oot ma way granny! me first in tae titanic the noo don’t you know I’m the male Mrs hinch’
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Bonfire season
Will we do a little meet up my lovely? Belfast tattle trolls day out. You can be Martin and il be deek. Il go to primark tomorrow and see if they’ve any pink tracksuits in stock and PlayStation tracksuits left.I’m from Belfast and you can be sure I’ll be veering well oot ma ain lane to try and get a glimpse of the wee hobbits if I can
I’ll just need to follow the smell of weed, bleach and 100000 wax melts. And listen for the sounds of ‘We all have oor disabilities now oot ma way granny! me first in tae titanic the noo don’t you know I’m the male Mrs hinch’
And hear a loud voice squeaking 'shart card coming through' and turn around and see her mincing along in that bloody condom coatI’m from Belfast and you can be sure I’ll be veering well oot ma ain lane to try and get a glimpse of the wee hobbits if I can
I’ll just need to follow the smell of weed, bleach and 100000 wax melts. And listen for the sounds of ‘We all have oor disabilities now oot ma way granny! me first in tae titanic the noo don’t you know I’m the male Mrs hinch’
He will feel right at home in castle street with the junkies. Will think he’s back in Beirut towersoh me too I’ll be down that titanic like a hairy bear lookingto Spot him in the wild, bet you he stays in the ibis in castle street
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Bonfire season
Home from home lovely
The same fat slug will walk from the ibis, down past the junkies, wee primark haul and a McDonald’s then saunter back up castle street to the hotel for a cosy night. Hopefully there’s a riot that night
I live less than 30mins from Belfast, I'll be making it my life aim to be there that weekend 
if I want a bespoke look at Marion and Deek I should probably go to the 'In-shops' on High Street or that lesser known shop called Primark. Or if its round lunch time, a wee peak inside McDs or Costa and I should find them 
So aye
if I want a bespoke look at Marion and Deek I should probably go to the 'In-shops' on High Street or that lesser known shop called Primark. Or if its round lunch time, a wee peak inside McDs or Costa and I should find them So ayeYou can join us on our Belfast tattle day out my lovely. We will get you a Rayn baby girl cat costume for the occasionI live less than 30mins from Belfast, I'll be making it my life aim to be there that weekend
First stop that wee bespoke bar Wetherspoons.actually, come to think of it, who’s minding baby girl Rayn while he’s on these trips as apparently he’s not been able to go anywhere because of the cat and now he’s got Belfast and his wee jet2 holiday planned. Hope whoever’s going to feed the cat has tattle and can show us the Monica cupboard while he’s away
Thanks ma lovely, mwah mwahYou can join us on our Belfast tattle day out my lovely. We will get you a Rayn baby girl cat costume for the occasion
actually, come to think of it, who’s minding baby girl Rayn while he’s on these trips as apparently he’s not been able to go anywhere because of the cat and now he’s got Belfast and his wee jet2 holiday planned. Hope whoever’s going to feed the cat has tattle and can show us the Monica cupboard while he’s away
We could have some craic for real all meeting up to follow him around, that's if he ever actually comes 
Calling it the noo! She’ll have a massive flying feart after flying the 20mins tae Belfast. That’ll be her way oot of the wee Jet2 holiday
Omg I'd love this, imagine the commentary on hereThanks ma lovely, mwah mwah
Imagine she went oan a wee bespoke Valium journey to calm her fake nerves, oh to be a fly oan the wall ae that aircraft !!
I would honestly bloody love that, would be some craicThanks ma lovely, mwah mwah
He’s going to be fuming when he reads here later, us all making fun of his trip to Belfast
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Probably get a wee McGill’s bus to the boat as a foot passenger on stena line my lovely with his shopping bags so he bring a load of shite home with him. B&M haul all the way from Belfast. Him being sick over the side of the boat. Then sat up front seat of the bus like a wee granny. I can picture it now and I’m here for it
She’ll make up some fake story lit “ Can’t believe the lassies on the plane recognised me!!🥹 The pilot even gave me a wee shoutout er the intercom system, canny remember there names but so lovely!
”Captain JulieShe’ll make up some fake story lit “ Can’t believe the lassies on the plane recognised me!!🥹 The pilot even gave me a wee shoutout er the intercom system, canny remember there names but so lovely!
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