Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

[pollypoos4]

Cases are £55 on tripp so been amazon conned. How fecking big is his nose in the trout pout pictures ffs

 

[Bee Sting]

Her beak is full a blackheeds ma loveliesI am off on ma hoaladees to Dubai (smell the wealth skittery arse) and I just bought ma suncream the day, no a year in advance ya wee jizz stain
Tons a pyure love to youse

 

[Luna25]

Bought cases for a holiday next year? He’s trolling us for sure…

Surely this holiday is actually THIS year and not next…and a week before he will be like oh we had a duck it moment and booked a holiday for this year too as we just couldn’t wait …. And as you lovelies all know I just need to click my strangler fingers like that and it’s paid out the petty cash we leave next week?

 

[CrapEars]

We have 2 sets of matching Tripp luggage! I’m pyoor fummmimg! Aff I go to dump them in a skip. Affronted so I am

So have I, the ones that look like Lego. I love them.
I’m consoling myself by thinking that he’ll either send them back and use a Home Bargains bag for life or he won’t ever go away because something ridiculous will stop him.

 

[bigmouth1927]

The power thats installed in him? Is he broken?!

 

[JoeExotic]

The thought of him getting on a mcgills bus wae they lips is sending me west 🫠

 

[SuzyE]

Liar... Did you make this post up while you slurped on your drink through your trout lips on the bus home?. Tit!

 

[mammaof3]

Yesterday.

Today.

 

[Cleanayr]

How good would it be if for thread 100 we were treated to a wee surprise and he is actually away on holiday next week

 

[Sloppys]

We should have a poll on the next thread - when are they going away? This year or next year

 

[Madge2022]

The thought of him getting on a mcgills bus wae they lips is sending me west 🫠

Might get stuck in the doors oaf the bus

Ah wunner if this drink has fresh frozen raspberries or barra lemonade?

Martin when he takes aff his make up tonight

Silly me, ah furgoat aboot his nose

 

[mammaof3]

Ah wunner if this drink has fresh frozen raspberries or barra lemonade?
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Nar, it's crushed dried strawberries, a couple of inches of strawberry acai juice topped up with water and ice. Tastes like cordial.

All for the princely sum of nearly a £5 note.

My youngest daughter likes them, I nearly faint when paying for them, not that we get them regularly as the nearest SB is 25 miles away, thank fook.

 

[OhhBacon]

Nar, it's crushed dried strawberries, a couple of inches of strawberry acai juice topped up with water and ice. Tastes like cordial.

All for the princely sum of nearly a £5 note.

My youngest daughter likes them, I nearly faint when paying for them, not that we get them regularly as the nearest SB is 25 miles away, thank fook.

£5 for a squash….whaaaaaatttt!

 

[mammaof3]

OMG sorry Madge hun, just realized Mario is bespoke and has got lemonade instead of tap water.

Nay idea about the price for that then.

Nar, it's crushed dried strawberries, a couple of inches of strawberry acai juice topped up with water and ice. Tastes like cordial.

All for the princely sum of nearly a £5 note.

My youngest daughter likes them, I nearly faint when paying for them, not that we get them regularly as the nearest SB is 25 miles away, thank fook.

 

[Madge2022]

Nar, it's crushed dried strawberries, a couple of inches of strawberry acai juice topped up with water and ice. Tastes like cordial.

All for the princely sum of nearly a £5 note.

My youngest daughter likes them, I nearly faint when paying for them, not that we get them regularly as the nearest SB is 25 miles away, thank fook.

Yer daughter needs tae get tae ken how tae make them Martin style ma lovelie

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

She does not have AnXiety, she wouldn’t know it if it booted her up the arse.
twit
ETA, sorry lovelies wrong thread, I’ll be back here soon, life is indeed kicking my arse right now that was for the Grinches thread. FML

 

[Little Miss Planner]

Oor wee Martin getting his lips done the day.
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Whatever happened to the ugg slippers and the Crocs he bought? For daeing so many bleep washings he's never got those grey leggings aff.

At first glance I thought he was wearing wedges

 

[Charlie&Lulu]

Cases are £55 on tripp so been amazon conned. How fecking big is his nose in the trout pout pictures ffs

Yeah I have bought two Tripp cases last month and these are the cheapest medium cases they do - the reviews were not great either saying they are poor quality and scratch…bit like our friend

 

[bigmouth1927]

duck me. Most gay men are out living their best lives on a Sat night. This bleeping pube is sat at home in his flammable trousers with his inflated lips watching tit TV.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Tattle been trolling me a while with jet2 holidayss suggestions all week. Wonder if any are places Marion be is going this week, next week, next month, next year, next summer or next Christmas? How many hours he been slurping on that drink for has he really took that on bus with him like a wee teenage girl after having a day in the town with her mates.