Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

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Madge2022

A wee bespoke quote fae Marion from a while back
 
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IsaHen

Ooh someone gift old ball bag the Dior bag, so he can smell the wealth instead of pish when he trots up the stairs of paisley towers.
 
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#noinfluencer

Babybail93 said:
Ahm oan a bespoke Jet2 package tae Majorca as we speak hen. Second time tae that abroad this year. The wealth is reeking! Still find time fae ma hens here
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I can smell the wealth from Wales, hen! Have a fabulous time ma lovelie! I'm going away fae Jet2 a week today and I cannae wait! 🩴
 
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Sloppys

He needs so ask Wee Scottish Declan where he got his Louis vutton bag from? I’m sure they do Dior aswell
 
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mrsbucket

The image of Mario stomping roond the scheme with his Dior handbag has me clutching my beak

He has to be a parody account I just can't believe otherwise!!
 
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Anti-influencer

Wit is he actually talking aboot? “Having to run a social media page” Mario you literally don’t have to run it? You can log oot wan day and never log back in again and the world will not change in the slightest? You’ve stated a hunner times you’re not relying oan it for cash so wits the bee in your bonnet aboot? Pipe doon hen
 
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pinkwaferbiscuit

Babybail93 said:
We’re currently staying in a 5* Melia hotel and my wee bag from that small business Next doesn’t look out of place. Why you’d need a £2k bag for knocking around a hostel in Benidorm I’ll never know
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This walloper will be using his flannels carrier bag to compliment the high-end polyester ensembles from primark. I’d love a @hopethishelpsallthebest bespoke piece of art tae keep us all going until next year!
 
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mammaof3

Sunday - reset day. Every weekend is reset day Mario.

Aye, I'm oof for a cuppa, was on the vino last night celebrating the Corro, so ma heed is banging tha noo.

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SuzyE

The state of him in those socks and slippers.

See you're still biting your nails freak face.
 
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#noinfluencer

Hello ma lovelies *blows petite kiss*

Ah'm fine, ah'm abzaloooootely fine, just not been able to stomach watching his fat heed, cock nose and nauseating voice for a few weeks after wan story in bed almost made me violently sick.

Anyway, we! move! I hope youse are all well? I'm counting down the days until I go away next Sunday, it's been a long, hard wintum and I need some sun! Why's he buying for next year already? I only bought some new clothes last week for my holiday next week and will pack on Friday - he's really no well.
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Babybail93 said:
We’re currently staying in a 5* Melia hotel and my wee bag from that small business Next doesn’t look out of place. Why you’d need a £2k bag for knocking around a hostel in Benidorm I’ll never know
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I've bought a beautiful mustard Kipling bag (IYKYKIFDKGTK) especially for my holiday and it cost about £50 - it looks 10x nicer than some expensive bags and 100x than that ugly bloody Dior thing, but he's all about brands and people knowing he's buying expensive, sad prick.
 
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laynelo_

I can’t imagine staying in they communist block looking cells, walking up the close tae the hamster stage way a £2k bag slung er ma shoulder. Stupid cunt couldn’t even spell priorities. Utter wealth hens beyond our comprehension clearly, so aye. I’m mair a Longchamp lassie masel, but am just a nasty wee tattle troll.

Tons a love on this S U N D A Y, am away tae ma mammys for ma roast dinner
 
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Realhousemouse

100% he’ll be getting a fake one and pretending Derek treatit him Also sure Andrew Wheatcroft treatit himself to one on one of very many city breaks so as usual Mario has been influenced rather than being an “influencer”
 
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Lim1947

I'm still not over the dior bag, a £2.5k bag holding her klarna final demand notices, her bus pass, and her keys to her hamster cage with a I benidorm keyring on it. Just fucking stop you deluded moron.
 
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Curly

Thought I’d lost you all!

didn’t realise there was a new thread Tom bust out living my life drinking lot of these
 
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Ferguson

Bank Holiday weekend. Decent weather.
And this fat loser is under a blanket watching filums alone.
No friends.
Family clearly haven't invited him round.
No garden to sit in.
No petty cash until payday.

Pretending she's such a busy influencer that she's chosen to spend the day like that.
 
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Shrekssister

Love oor wee petite Beirut princess backing the career of small business Jim Carrey (iydkgtk) on his film stories
 
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mammaof3

He's na moving oof the concrete sofa, eating chocolate he na likes.

Spent mare money on mare throws/cushion covers for the new incomin' #gifted sofa.

He's working hard at work covering shifts fa the next few weeks - I bet to get some petty cash for the holiday next summer.

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Madge2022

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The 'petite' auld nag, noo WANTS a Dior man bag #factual
 
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