It's the fact that we know he classes the flat as his safe place, so he's really going out his comfort zone going abroad. He'll be counting the day's to come home on day 2.Listen ma lovies whenever this holiday happens it’s going to be absolutely extremely clutching yer beak fantastic.
I’ll actually take a week aff ma work tae keep up way the threadsListen ma lovies whenever this holiday happens it’s going to be absolutely extremely clutching yer beak fantastic.
You forgot to add the bit where his luggage has gone missingThe threads we are going to have on here when this holiday happens are going to be on another level.
- The B&M suitcases with the ''hands off'' luggage tags and matching passport holders likely with his initials engraved cause he is so classy.
- The wetherspoons lethal aperol spritz before he boards the plane
- Flashing the shart card to get on the plane first because he's Deek's carer or maybe the other way around, who knows. Two braindead gimps.
- The picture of the clouds from the plane window, the little bottles of gin and a tub of mini pringles, taking selfies in their matching outfits
- Picture of the luggage carousel while waiting on their bags no doubt complaining about the flight even though it will have been a 2 hr journey but our Martin just can't travel, wee sickness bug and now has the sharts
- Moaning as soon as he gets to the hotel because the transfer bus took 3 hrs dropping people off and they were the last to get off the bus. Has heat stroke from the bus having no air con.
- 47823208 pictures at all different angles of the pool saying things like ''Never coming home'', ''I've had worse Mondays'', ''How's your day going?''
- Complaining he has the sharts from the all you can eat buffet
- Complaining he's burnt
- Does nothing all week other than lift to the floor with the food because he hates it
- Lying with the aircon full boot in the bedroom, curtains drawn and watching some spanish tv because he's not feeling well
- Can't wait to get home, misses his wee lassie
- Can't wait to get home as the heat just isn't for him
- Can't wait to get home from the British resort (full off chippies etc) because he can't handle the food but returns home to eat bland, beige chippy/wetherspoons/jam jar food and then will say ''well deserved'' or ''I so missed home food''
- Has a ton of cunt washings to do
- Posts pictures for the next year ''Take me back!''
- Q&A on the resort & that wee bespoke country Spain.
Cant wait hens, can't bloody wait
Probably end up bringing just two of those big jumbo sports direct bags for life you getYou forgot to add the bit where his luggage has gone missing
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Wonder what suitcases they will have. The ones with their initials on?
It'll be 'Code Brown in the kiddy pool, Code Brown in the kiddy pool' and Deek will pan the cam to Maz, red in the face, squatting in the water with Brown sludge spreading out all around him. Then Deek will post it to Insta before Sharty can get out of the poolI hope he's packed some Shart tablets. Imagine him shitting in the pool.
He wud be better asking the cooncil gardeners tae shear his heid, coodni be much worse than Nathan Todd's effort.Ah the days if the protractor haircut which followed the cooncil fuhl rent cut so aye
He wull be a TV star efter his hoaliday.I hope he's packed some Shart tablets. Imagine him shitting in the pool.
He wull be a TV star efter his hoaliday.
Channel 5, when holidays go wrong, shart special.
A fucking buggery fucking extension cable? What in the name of actual fuck
Have to admit I take an ext lead, saves having to take lots of adaptor plugs, mind you I have kids who want phones, iPads etc charging constantly.A fucking buggery fucking extension cable? What in the name of actual fuck
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