Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

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laynelo_

His flat need always makes me laugh, so obvious wee Sadie used to leave the cunt in a room as a baby and lock the door behind her Johnny and Krystal don’t have that coffee table heed do they?
 
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Madge2022

laynelo_ said:
His flat need always makes me laugh, so obvious wee Sadie used to leave the cunt in a room as a baby and lock the door behind her Johnny and Krystal don’t have that coffee table heed do they?
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The Harry Potter oaf Ardrossan, bedroom under the stairs #factual
 
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AllieBee

laynelo_ said:
His flat need always makes me laugh, so obvious wee Sadie used to leave the cunt in a room as a baby and lock the door behind her Johnny and Krystal don’t have that coffee table heed do they?
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I don't blame Sadie tbh. Spawning Maz must have been like birthing an alien.
 
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Pepsi

Anywan ken whit day it is? Iv no been teld and im losin my power hens also
Edited to say iv just seen stories ma bad. Tonsa love
 
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ChattyMammy

laynelo_ said:
His flat need always makes me laugh, so obvious wee Sadie used to leave the cunt in a room as a baby and lock the door behind her Johnny and Krystal don’t have that coffee table heed do they?
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Sorry coffee table heed has ended me this thread is fucking hilarious
 
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Doodlebug71

ChattyMammy said:
Sorry coffee table heed has ended me this thread is fucking hilarious
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There is actually a medical condition called 'unloved child syndrome' where the wain is so ugly wae a massive nose it will never grow into, its left oan it's back aww day in its cot. Krystal Meth and Johnny do not bear the same unfortunate feature so aye
 
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mammaof3

Don't spread it around, but after Marion was born the midwife reported that the afterbirth was better looking.
 
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Madge2022

mammaof3 said:
Don't spread it around, but after Marion was born the midwife reported that the afterbirth was better looking.
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Ur we 100% sure that Sadie hooker shoes disnae huv Kerry Katonas and took the afterbirth hame instead of the wean?
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SuzyE

Ffs, this is all we're going to get now. Thick twat needing ideas

 
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Cinpab

This cunt is seriously not well. Who asks for packing advice a year before they go away
 
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