Another thing he's just discovered...COKE bleeping ZERO.
Plus, why is saying 'full fat coke' funny?
Plus, why is saying 'full fat coke' funny?
Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?
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It's this old firm pish, and by pish I mean the tourist supporters that only bother on old firm days. As in, Deek clearly hasn't bothered much for other matches otherwise by the end of the season wee Maz would be like the rest of us football widows and have our own lives to lead for a whole 90 minutes each week.
Be safe, quick hame, taps aff ma Glasgow.
So si.
Be safe, quick hame, taps aff ma Glasgow.
So si.
Wearing a hoody indoors when it's scorching, ah thought his vinyl flairs wur so cosy and kept in the heat.
If football score stays the same wee Deek might let him use his petty cash boax in and out the bumming fort.
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Midget! Absolutely screaming hen
We had tae give them something this season. They’ve won duck all elseWearing a hoody indoors when it's scorching, ah thought his vinyl flairs wur so cosy and kept in the heat.
If football score stays the same wee Deek might let him use his petty cash boax in and out the bumming fort.
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Midget! Absolutely screaming hen
enjoy it while it lasts Deek 
Ermmm... Usually a watcher of this thread but had to share this gorgeous pic
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Just go oot yasen, ya moron.
Oh, I know the reason why not.
Deek has the card this weekend since Mario was frauded by Amazon, he has nay petty cash left and his benefits aren't in the bank yet.
Oh, I know the reason why not.
Deek has the card this weekend since Mario was frauded by Amazon, he has nay petty cash left and his benefits aren't in the bank yet.
I support the right team, unfortunately my husband disnae. If score stays the same and he thinks he's getting bumming fort action the night he better jump oan a McGills tae Beirut towers and nae debates.We had tae give them something this season. They’ve won duck all else
Not saying my bano is spotlessly clean or anything, but I’ve never been excited for one cleaning product over another? Clean is clean. Doesn’t it all do the same spray, wipe, Hinched? 
and you never will, fuckwit!Also he looks like sperm with that horrible skin tone and that god awful peach tracksuit. Yuck.
Quite right hen. Keep your powerI support the right team, unfortunately my husband disnae. If score stays the same and he thinks he's getting bumming fort action the night he better jump oan a McGills tae Beirut towers and nae debates.
He's such a moron. Even the captions can't work out what he's going on about!
Glasgow is absolutely roasting the day so he will be aw cosy at the Indian in the St Enoch, on the top floor, with its glass roof.
Hope he orders a vindaloo and his bus hame is held up by an orange walk.
Ma lovely I'm with First Direct and I can phone them 24/7 365 days a year but it's not usually a person that picks up on the fraud initially. Banks use an automated fraud system with sophisticated algorithms that trigger an alert. Am away back in ma lane
Wee Deek will be aw big mick the noo. Spend the petty cash now ya wee orange moomin, you’ll be greetin on cup final dayWe had tae give them something this season. They’ve won duck all else
I reckon because he reads here and people call him fat
He really is a great advert for birth control.View attachment 2167410
Also he looks like sperm with that horrible skin tone and that god awful peach tracksuit. Yuck.
Can he not venture out alone?! Can’t wait to get out in the sun and go shopping?!
Since when did he ever enjoy a full day oot?
Always back in cosy by 6pm. Whit a sad wee life sitting around longing to be oot in the sunshine.... just go ya numpty
Oh wait maybes its because hes didnay get his SPF cos of him being frauded. Aye thats the reason, nae debates
Always back in cosy by 6pm. Whit a sad wee life sitting around longing to be oot in the sunshine.... just go ya numpty
Oh wait maybes its because hes didnay get his SPF cos of him being frauded. Aye thats the reason, nae debates
And swallowing so aye handbrake turn here
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