Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

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Somebody please photoshop him and Derek on to Rose and Jack from Titanic
 
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Probably the closest he will ever get to being near a plane my lovely. Sports direct bag has killed me. I just knew before I even read your post that he would be carrying some stupid big bag I bloody love these Martin in the wild posts
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Somebody please photoshop him and Derek on to Rose and Jack from Titanic
On to a stena line boat
 
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I'm living for the day they book centreparcs
Aye it will be a constant #codebroon in the baby pool hen
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Did you notice his petite frame?
Are you implying she has kerry katona eyes to think such a thing hen ?
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View attachment 2162548I think Marion’s been dumped by AvaMeh and this monstrosity is about to step into his place.
Teef like an aging horse!!!!!
Who is this creature hen and do we DKYNTGTK
 
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From yesterday.

I am sure he is intellectually challenged as this doesn't make any sense.






These instafuckers need to step back, smell the coffee, and stop with the constant so-called inspirational quotes as they mean fook all.


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Exactly. Realistically what is he going to do? Send some of his ridiculous Mafia to inboxes as he's got nothing but misspelled words? Report people? If he's reading forums of opinions, not sure that is going to get him anywhere either. It could potentially have HMRC and DWP look a bit closer at him and his "fwiends" though and the doxxing being a crime, so...
 
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So now we’re on a doxing journey… just yet another illiterate rant from the patron saint of small businesses. He always makes himself look like a bellend because he can’t string a sentence together that makes sense! As @HulaHannah has pointed out, dicing is a crime Martin so, you’re not as clever as you think you are or you’d know that and not do it.
 
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This post is really painful.

A big fat fail on so many fronts.

 
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Ooh are we going on a super hero journey??
https://giphy.com/ek4CUx2FONgHaMz9V5 “(Alternative) Super Mario” to rescue!
 
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How has that guy supposedly trolled him when he doesn't accept messages on "that app"?

The post about the security lady dancing being his vibe is hilarious considering he was photographed at a Spice Girls concert looking like someone's Great Auntie Noreen had accidentally walked into an Eminem gig.
 
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Wit cud be mair important than an oot in the wild photies, yer priorities ur aw rang and nae debates!
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I can see Klaus and many others lining up to throat punch out Marion very soon!!!!!
Marion hating oan sumboady called Klaus, and him being Mr Crissmas as well.
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I don’t know but I’d like to get to know this photo.
Get tae ken ma lovelie, wee bespoke link fur youse

Take a wee day aff wurk tae read his wiki, it's hilarious
 
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