Awk, I obviously picked the wrang day to do to Braehead. Might have spotted oor petite punctual Marion in the wild.
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What an actual bawbag! As if you do this!
Tell me you’ve never been on holiday before without telling me …. 
buying your holiday clothes a year in advance. LOL almost as tragic as his delusions:
buying your holiday clothes a year in advance. LOL almost as tragic as his delusions:
Again he’ll forget and not be able to find it all in the Monica cupboard so will need to buy it all again next year anyway. Never ever heard of anyone buying holiday clothes a YEAR before they go. And how could he claim he was so busy this weekend yet spent a day yesterday just buying shite for the holiday?
he makes it so obvious when he’s no plans by bullshitting that he’s so busy.
he makes it so obvious when he’s no plans by bullshitting that he’s so busy.
So why if you are going on a summer holiday NEXT year would you think the shops wouldn’t have the stuff you have just bought this year!! Or if going in the winter get it in the sales. My brain hurts…. Oh and “petite frame”. Aye right fatso 
Can’t wait to see his Massoooooove Beak burnt to a crisp
and DumDim Derek with third degree burns on his feet!!!!
Has he revealed where and when he’s going yet? Might book at the same time and pap for tattle
and DumDim Derek with third degree burns on his feet!!!!Has he revealed where and when he’s going yet? Might book at the same time and pap for tattle
Why is this imbecile wearing a t shirt, jumper and that rotten dressing gown. I know it's a bit cold, but come on 
I still say so much can happen in a year, so it'll be the price of him if something happens that it goes tits up.
And I'm still trying to understand why he's going to a hot country when he hates the heat?!. I hope its well over 35° where they're going
I still say so much can happen in a year, so it'll be the price of him if something happens that it goes tits up.
And I'm still trying to understand why he's going to a hot country when he hates the heat?!. I hope its well over 35° where they're going
Nah he's trolling us the day.
Holiday clothes a year in advance and so forth.
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Did ye know ma luvlies, the sho-waps are so good the noo fur holiday claes.
Imagine it. Holiday claes in May.
I’m glad we’re aw learning on this petite frame jurnee, so aye.
I’m no sure on his decision tae be bold and hud off on the toiletries til next year though. Boots at Glesga Airport may not have enough Sudocream fur that stingy ring when she eats abroad beige food
Edit: am just making ma way through they dots of doom and SCREAMING at her washing shoes and keeping them fur next year, aw fur a Jet2 week abroad. Am aff tae wrestle MrMac’s sannies aff his feet and save them fur oor holiday.
Imagine it. Holiday claes in May.
I’m glad we’re aw learning on this petite frame jurnee, so aye.
I’m no sure on his decision tae be bold and hud off on the toiletries til next year though. Boots at Glesga Airport may not have enough Sudocream fur that stingy ring when she eats abroad beige food
Edit: am just making ma way through they dots of doom and SCREAMING at her washing shoes and keeping them fur next year, aw fur a Jet2 week abroad. Am aff tae wrestle MrMac’s sannies aff his feet and save them fur oor holiday.
Firstly, MON THE HOOPS *side eye derek*
Secondly, holiday outfits a year in advance? He is absolutely not aw there!
Secondly, holiday outfits a year in advance? He is absolutely not aw there!
There’ll be fumming action in the bumming fort the night, the tears, the rage
Wonder if wee Deek has a thing for big Alfie Morelos, and that’s who Marion is modelling himself after these days.
Wait, what huv ah missed? Ah wiz hoping fur aPetite frame
No you haven’t you’re a fat slag
's oan the app efter the Insta huns nite oot at bingo last night.---
Feck sake, aff the app fur a few hoors and missed the hoaliday wardrobe fur next year. How much petty cash did wee Deek lift oan Friday night?
He didnae like the fit of they bespoke basic wee to-waps fur during the day in Pradamark hen, because he’s got a pure petite frame, so aye. Now you’ve got tae knowWait, what huv ah missed? Ah wiz hoping fur a
Ah wunner if Marion shouts c'mon hun, shoot a goal in ma hole tae wee Deek while Tina Turner belts oot simply the best oan his wee record playerThere’ll be fumming action in the bumming fort the night, the tears, the rage
Someone is needing to have a word with him, it's nae normal to buy clothes for holiday that's months and months away. He's a pure heider 
Without being morbid, so much can change in a year but that aside imagine looking at that pile of absolute shite every day for 18 months. Does he think retailers will stop selling shorts? FFS
Spag bol in the oven pardon 
Without being morbid, so much can change in a year but that aside imagine looking at that pile of absolute shite every day for 18 months. Does he think retailers will stop selling shorts? FFS
Spag bol in the oven
pardon 
, yea right, he can't hold his own water. He is hyper already and it's not for a year
You learn something new every day, because I never knew there was a petite range for men. I didn’t know but I got to know. So aye.
PETITE bleeping FRAME ?! Is all her mirrors thon from the funfair? What a joke
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