Aw for fucks sake hen!!!!!Ah wunner if Marion shouts c'mon hun, shoot a goal in ma hole tae wee Deek while Tina Turner belts oot simply the best oan his wee record player
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Jesus wept for someone claiming to have a “Petite frame” she’s huffing and puffing like an old biddy putting on that vile bedding big shag meh shoes got her mumfs ago for Christmas . Fat slag!!!!!!
He’ll be busting out of all those clothes by his holiday anyway.
Marion's hauf Italian, so capeeeesh and don't message this page again!Someone is needing to have a word with him, it's nae normal to buy clothes for holiday that's months and months away. He's a pure heider
Without being morbid, so much can change in a year but that aside imagine looking at that pile of absolute shite every day for 18 months. Does he think retailers will stop selling shorts? FFS
Spag bol in the ovenpardon
He's the king oaf boiled mince and oven baked spag bol and nae debates. #factual
It's called the kids section.
Unless he does shoaps in wummin's section? Who kens way they two mutants.
Are those bags actually going to sit there till next July 
what a roaster
what a roaster
If I went and got all my new holiday clothes over a year in advance (not that I would cos I’m no a fecking imbecile and nae debates! Capeeeeesh!) I wouldn’t tell anyone that I had! Yet here she is telling all and sundry on that app! She really thinks it’s great to be so prepared but in THE REAL WORLD everyone must be thinking she’s lost the plot! Again!
Honestly he is one vile little pri**, him wishing Solomon’s sister Happy birthday as if they are interested in him! It’s so fucken cringe 
buying holiday stuff a year in advance! Am I missing something??? Are we he shops stopping selling summer clothes next year???
right enough this is the arse that bought CAR AIR FRESHENERS for a car they don’t have and none of them drive
He really is a pie
as if they are interested in him! It’s so fucken cringe buying holiday stuff a year in advance! Am I missing something??? Are we he shops stopping selling summer clothes next year???
right enough this is the arse that bought CAR AIR FRESHENERS for a car they don’t have and none of them drive
He really is a pie
Tell me it’s not just me but does he remind you of Ricky Gervais’s Derek? 
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Puffing and panting after putting a horrible Hinch duvet on...Sorry if anyone has it, but those pom poms look weird for me 
Then puts a different picture up bragging he's the best bed maker.
Go and punch your narcissistic self hard in the head, Mario
Then puts a different picture up bragging he's the best bed maker.Go and punch your narcissistic self hard in the head, Mario
Is all that tit just going to sit there until next year then? Is buying new underwear for your holiday a thing? Cos I’ll be honest, I just take the knickers I already have
And why’s he saying he’s jealous of everyone going out and he needs a night out. What’s stoping him? He’s clearly got money to burn? bleeping walloper.
PETITE!! next joke you fat slag. You’re build lit a shithoose hen the only thing that’s petite aboot you maz is your wee toaty feet. I’m a size 4 in claez, that’s petite you idiot.
next joke you fat slag. You’re build lit a shithoose hen the only thing that’s petite aboot you maz is your wee toaty feet. I’m a size 4 in claez, that’s petite you idiot.
Nahhhh I can’t deal with her tonight. Buying holiday clothes a year in advance and storing them next to your bed?! Tell me you’ve got no other plans between now and then without telling me…
I’m still trying to decide where to go on holiday THIS summer (already been abroad once this year already, smell the wealth) as well as thinking about outfits for the various hen dos, weddings, parties and bbqs I have coming up, and that imbecile is doing that. Such a waste of a life. Nothing else to get excited for. Oh and if you have time to spend a day buying your holiday clothes 14 months in advance you’re not busy. You’re the exact opposite. You’re a waster with nothing else going on. Factual!
Tell me you’ve got no other plans between now and then without telling me…I’m still trying to decide where to go on holiday THIS summer (already been abroad once this year already, smell the wealth) as well as thinking about outfits for the various hen dos, weddings, parties and bbqs I have coming up, and that imbecile is doing that. Such a waste of a life. Nothing else to get excited for. Oh and if you have time to spend a day buying your holiday clothes 14 months in advance you’re not busy. You’re the exact opposite. You’re a waster with nothing else going on. Factual!
I’ve got 5 countries to do in the next 2 months over 3 continents, (no smell the wealth I hate it and cba). I haven’t even brought my mandatory 6 pairs of knickers a day required once leaving UK soil.
Maybe he brought BYGs tacky goods she's always selling (Lauren Goodger), she has similar delusions of grandur when looking in the mirror.
You can beat your sweet sharty pants I nearly broke ma beak dashing here once I saw his stories of how he claims he has a petite frame 
Fingers crossed fur a wee moth visit tae Beirut towersAre those bags actually going to sit there till next July
The fact the piles of holiday clothes will be sitting there next to the Halloween tat and the Christmas tat is incredible! His flat must be rammed 
He’s acting like I did when I was 17 and going on my first girlies holiday to Malia! (Even then I didn’t buy my clothes 18months in advance!)
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