I’m actually buzzing oot ma tits for his holiday 
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Of course he just rolled oot of bed inta the living room, its only a few steps so might as well roll wi it hen
The new high roll area so aye
The new high roll area so aye
He isn’t going to shut the duck up about this holiday for the next 18 months now 
“From Derek” my arse. The scrounging fat slug just used Derek’s card. 
I wonder where they’re going? Cannae wait to see Marion rolling around Benidorm in his neon wotsit outfit.
I wonder where they’re going? Cannae wait to see Marion rolling around Benidorm in his neon wotsit outfit.
Oooooooo a jet2 journey, how exciting ma hens
He’s not shaking because he’s hungry he’s shaking because he’s shitting himself.
he’s shaking because he’s shitting himself.Can imagine her greeting at Las Palmas check in oan the way hame because his luggage is well overweight due tae aw the Spanish cleaning shite he’s trying tae bring hame
Caught out again
piss off as of Deek paid, he is so full of it. Surely the two of them working they could stretch to a wee city break in Europe? Def not reeking of wealth today
Anything tae keep the new insta huns fae Soph, until they find oot he stays in Beirut towers.He isn’t going to shut the duck up about this holiday for the next 18 months now
Wunner when he will tell wee Deek he's bought a holiday using Deek's card.
If we don't get a montage of Marion hauding wee Deek's haun like the advert then ah'm blocking him and nae debates.
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Aw no, ur we gonni get another fashion highlight but involving budgie smugglers this time.“From Derek” my arse. The scrounging fat slug just used Derek’s card.
I wonder where they’re going? Cannae wait to see Marion rolling around Benidorm in his neon wotsit outfit.
I wonder whose laps they’ll be sitting oan oan the plane? Wae the wee toddler belts. Omg I hope they have a Trunki each!
Trunkies, screaming hen! Ah've actually goat a dinosaur and gruffalo wans in my garage that were ma weans, ah might pit them oan Paisley Gumtree fur sale.
Hello ma lovelies.... What are we all thinking?
A private villa on the hills? They can't drive. Wrong side of road etc.
A self catering apartment? Eat out every night. Choice of beige eateries. Shart city.
Half or full board? No free lethal
All inclusive? Think of the sharts with the non beige food. Pool closed. Everybody out.
Water park on site and kids club for Deek? They'll definitely be eating at the kids buffet section.
Star rating? The mind boggles on this one. Cheap and cheerful or high end?
Or simply never get out of Paisley? Insert excuse and reason of choice.
The possibilities are endless
A private villa on the hills? They can't drive. Wrong side of road etc.
A self catering apartment? Eat out every night. Choice of beige eateries. Shart city.
Half or full board? No free lethal
All inclusive? Think of the sharts with the non beige food. Pool closed. Everybody out.
Water park on site and kids club for Deek? They'll definitely be eating at the kids buffet section.
Star rating? The mind boggles on this one. Cheap and cheerful or high end?
Or simply never get out of Paisley? Insert excuse and reason of choice.
The possibilities are endless
A know hen am mare excited on this jurnee than ma ain holidaysI’m actually buzzing oot ma tits for his holiday
He will have to get size XXXS cos of his wee boaby.Anything tae keep the new insta huns fae Soph, until they find oot he stays in Beirut towers.
Wunner when he will tell wee Deek he's bought a holiday using Deek's card.
If we don't get a montage of Marion hauding wee Deek's haun like the advert then ah'm blocking him and nae debates.
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Aw no, ur we gonni get another fashion highlight but involving budgie smugglers this time.
Be coming home with bags of genuine fakes and burnt to a crisp. Will need one suitcase for his skincare
Does anyone truly believe this holiday will happen? Seeing is believing I guess.
It will be a wee £40 per person for 11 months deal to benidorm. I just cannot wait for this actual journey!!
Marion hen, noo ah dae ken Scottish and subtitles don't mix, however it's no helped when youse canni even get the wurds right.
It's get the gist, no get the just #capeeeesh
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It's get the gist, no get the just #capeeeesh
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A wintum speshul wae the pensioners who go fur a wee bit of wintum sun.
I totally agree. I'm very proud to be a wee scheme queen that's now in a nice detached number. I'm always stunned at how much in terms of volume they all actually buy, I feel like a real scheme upbringing taught most people delayed gratification.
Also, imagine giving it, "You can't contact me, I'm sorry"
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