He telt the blind man he needed him tae get up and by god he did. His next miracles turning a Hawaiian pizza into 14 wee sharts overnight, nae debates
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Omg 🫢 @hopethishelpsallthebest you're without doubt one of the funniest buggers on here, lying in bed pure clutching ma beak at this. Ma husband is just in fae work, at 4am
nae 45min shifts in this hooseOor wee Maz reminds me of that fattest guy in Britain in this, the one who used black tape to style a hair do
that'll be the next journey
Hens ahv jist caught up on sharty spice's pavement pounding stories. All of this 'I need you tae get up' pish - ahm calling it noo, he is going tae take us oan a life coaching jurneey. I can jist feel it in my waters.
Lorna has alot to answer for. She's given him ideas above his hot drinks stayshun and he's going to apply for a cesstificate that makes him a 'qualified' life coach. I hope I'm right because the content it gies us wil be gold
Lorna has alot to answer for. She's given him ideas above his hot drinks stayshun and he's going to apply for a cesstificate that makes him a 'qualified' life coach. I hope I'm right because the content it gies us wil be gold
Jesus Hope, I've just snorted and one of my Honey Cherrios I was eating whilst scrolling has come out my nose
Ma hens if he does I volunteer to go be a clientHens ahv jist caught up on sharty spice's pavement pounding stories. All of this 'I need you tae get up' pish - ahm calling it noo, he is going tae take us oan a life coaching jurneey. I can jist feel it in my waters.
Lorna has alot to answer for. She's given him ideas above his hot drinks stayshun and he's going to apply for a cesstificate that makes him a 'qualified' life coach. I hope I'm right because the content it gies us wil be gold
when he is walking? 
Above his hot drinks stayshunHens ahv jist caught up on sharty spice's pavement pounding stories. All of this 'I need you tae get up' pish - ahm calling it noo, he is going tae take us oan a life coaching jurneey. I can jist feel it in my waters.
Lorna has alot to answer for. She's given him ideas above his hot drinks stayshun and he's going to apply for a cesstificate that makes him a 'qualified' life coach. I hope I'm right because the content it gies us wil be gold
Hens, welcome to this dawn of day of Saturday, hope your all keeping yur power ma lovelies.
Sadly im on a wee bespoke shart journey due to a stomach bug
While sitting on one of ma 5 toilets (smell the wealth no the sharts) I wus thinking aboot Mario and him huvin a shart attack after a visit ta one o his many eating oot establishments. How awkward it must be huddled in that tiny toilet, sharting away, while poor Deek and Rayn ur left wi Rayns litter box to cater fur their toilet needs.
Just think Mario, dae yur bowels a favour an stop spending yur money on tat, takeaways an skincare that disnay work. Get yursel a wee hoose, wi back and font door and probably a doonstairs toilet you could call your ain.
Nae mare running through the high footfall area o the flat waving yur shart card and mop kicking Rayn oot the way.
Dream big Mario, I need you ta dae this fur me 
factual
Sadly im on a wee bespoke shart journey due to a stomach bug
While sitting on one of ma 5 toilets (smell the wealth no the sharts) I wus thinking aboot Mario and him huvin a shart attack after a visit ta one o his many eating oot establishments. How awkward it must be huddled in that tiny toilet, sharting away, while poor Deek and Rayn ur left wi Rayns litter box to cater fur their toilet needs.
Just think Mario, dae yur bowels a favour an stop spending yur money on tat, takeaways an skincare that disnay work. Get yursel a wee hoose, wi back and font door and probably a doonstairs toilet you could call your ain.
Nae mare running through the high footfall area o the flat waving yur shart card and mop kicking Rayn oot the way.
Dream big Mario, I need you ta dae this fur me
factualAh look forward fur Marion telling everybody your private business oan his dots of doom.
This made me think about when Hannah came to visit and derek videoed him coming out the toilet clearly having just given birth to rosemarys baby. If someone can link the clip I’ll chant you oan fae the rooftops foreverHens, welcome to this dawn of day of Saturday, hope your all keeping yur power ma lovelies.
Sadly im on a wee bespoke shart journey due to a stomach bug
While sitting on one of ma 5 toilets (smell the wealth no the sharts) I wus thinking aboot Mario and him huvin a shart attack after a visit ta one o his many eating oot establishments. How awkward it must be huddled in that tiny toilet, sharting away, while poor Deek and Rayn ur left wi Rayns litter box to cater fur their toilet needs.
Just think Mario, dae yur bowels a favour an stop spending yur money on tat, takeaways an skincare that disnay work. Get yursel a wee hoose, wi back and font door and probably a doonstairs toilet you could call your ain.
Nae mare running through the high footfall area o the flat waving yur shart card and mop kicking Rayn oot the way.
Dream big Mario, I need you ta dae this fur me
Try the wiki.This made me think about when Hannah came to visit and derek videoed him coming out the toilet clearly having just given birth to rosemarys baby. If someone can link the clip I’ll chant you oan fae the rooftops forever
Here you go ma lovelieThis made me think about when Hannah came to visit and derek videoed him coming out the toilet clearly having just given birth to rosemarys baby. If someone can link the clip I’ll chant you oan fae the rooftops forever
Cleaning with Mario #64 Sharting with Mario - por favor
Talking of sharting and showering, I wonder if Mario bothers getting oot the shower tae shite? Or if he just lets it run doon the drain. So aye I actually dread to think 🤢🤢
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Thanks ma lovelie don’t want the new hens to the thread to miss him talking about his shite sweats so ayeHere you go ma lovelie
Cleaning with Mario #64 Sharting with Mario - por favor
Talking of sharting and showering, I wonder if Mario bothers getting oot the shower tae shite? Or if he just lets it run doon the drain. So aye I actually dread to think 🤢🤢tattle.life
You can practically see the panic in his face because he never sprayed after his visit to the crapperHere you go ma lovelie
Cleaning with Mario #64 Sharting with Mario - por favor
Talking of sharting and showering, I wonder if Mario bothers getting oot the shower tae shite? Or if he just lets it run doon the drain. So aye I actually dread to think 🤢🤢tattle.life
My favourite screenshot as well
Id pay for a front and back door for the hobbits like 🤌
that if we could see him read through the wiki and visit his best of moments over the years can you imagine hahahaha
that if we could see him read through the wiki and visit his best of moments over the years can you imagine hahahaha
It’s paisley food and drink festival this weekend. Wonder if that wee fat shite Martin will make an appearance at it? Hahaha who am a kidding! He’ll be lying like a pile of festering rubbish on his concrete sofa, pure cosy.
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