Washing up, mopping the floor, bunging some clothes in the machine…it’s a ten minute job in the postage stamp, it hardly warrants the need for a selection of dramatic Celine Dion ballads. I’d just chuck the radio on and get on with it!
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Nothing really to say other than wanting to see Maz in the wild with a crown on.
Oh my god, the way she was making out she was filming a paid for ad, I’m mortified for her so I amWell ma lovelies, looks like his Steven Spielberg production fae last week is noo oot, it's no even an ad, it's the items he wuz gifted fae Hinch range that he's already showed his fans
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And his tea stashun cud huv done with a tidy up, mucky pup. Where's the tea bags and the fancy gold spoons?
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#nestegg #nohappening
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Looking no too bad yersel'ma lovelie
All that shite he uses to clean is setting my fuckin asthma off just watching it!
12 quids worth of gifted spraysOh my god, the way she was making out she was filming a paid for ad, I’m mortified for her so I am
what dizzying heights will he reach next
Gutting the hoose, i.e., putting a washing oan, wiping surfaces, and hoovering… so bascially wit most a us do everyday? We’ve aw saw your skirting boards Marion hen. The last time that hovel got gutted wis when the last tenants lived there.
We’ve aw saw your skirting boards Marion hen. The last time that hovel got gutted wis when the last tenants lived there.Just a few of my favourite bits…
1)What’s with the
you look a bleep when you do that.
2)The cheap slippers and socks with the plaid pyjama bottoms, again you look like a bleep.
3) It’s not a house.
4) It’s edition not addition
The flat heid gets more and more hilarious every time I see it.
1)What’s with the
you look a bleep when you do that.2)The cheap slippers and socks with the plaid pyjama bottoms, again you look like a bleep.
3) It’s not a house.
4) It’s edition not addition
The flat heid gets more and more hilarious every time I see it.
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Ma hens has there ever been a bigger letdown than that?
Also I’ve never used that pink stuff toilet cleane but surely that’s too much?
Also I’ve never used that pink stuff toilet cleane but surely that’s too much?
I think I need you to do this for me
What's happened to his new sofa then? He's not mentioned it in a while.
I take it back saying Marion had gone boring. That was funny as duck. The dramatic music, the sexy as duck outfit, which makes him look like he's in an old people's home, the fat arse jiggling while he flumped the bumming fort, the 10 million air freshners to kill wee Rayn, the chimes. Thanks Marion you wee scruffy bastard.
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This song works better, so aye.
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This song works better, so aye.
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Exactly. I did all that yesterdayGutting the hoose, i.e., putting a washing oan, wiping surfaces, and hoovering… so bascially wit most a us do everyday?
Definitely no a hoose, mair like hobbit tat cave.Just a few of my favourite bits…
1)What’s with the
2)The cheap slippers and socks with the plaid pyjama bottoms, again you look like a bleep.
3) It’s not a house.
4) It’s edition not addition
The flat heid gets more and more hilarious every time I see it.
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How did youse manage tae dae it, without I Marion showing youse how tae dae it?Exactly. I did all that yesterday
And using fabric softener on cloths. I’m far from a pro but even I know it ruins them. bleeping idiotOh my god, the way she was making out she was filming a paid for ad, I’m mortified for her so I am
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And why did he say “roll on 9pm). He was asleep by then
This gives me life hens a wee nod tae tattle you can just smell the BO wealth
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9pm isAnd using fabric softener on cloths. I’m far from a pro but even I know it ruins them. bleeping idiot
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And why did he say “roll on 9pm). He was asleep by then
time...
The fact that he did the montage in his ratty dressing gown is sending me 
Loved seeing his petite frame in that montage.
Everything about that “hoose” is utterly depressing and so forth. Dear god. WHY would you not want to get out of there as soon as you possibly could! A genuine hovel when you see it from those angles. Unbelievably pokey…. Nae debates
Real footage of Deek getting a spanking for using the Jo Malone
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