Bet he takes a parachute. Just incase his security is compromisedAh think he's gawn oan a plane, no swimming the channel ma lovelie
Ma wee joke hen, tonsa luv Mx
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Imagine being stuck beside that fat walloper for the plane journey. Him taking bespoke selfies of his bulbous nose. I’d open the doors mid flight my lovelies, nae debates on my post xxxxxx
Wae the wee robin wing walking following this new bespoke jurnee so ayeBet he takes a parachute. Just incase his security is compromised
Can't see the fat witch posting any holiday updates, the druggies at the Quadrant be ransacking his rabbit hutch for wax melts. Imagine her humping her trunki up the stairs, through the high footfall area, and seeing a load of squatters putting their fags out on the fablon worktops.
I'm sure he can. As long as he wears his bright orange armbands and keeps his head right out the water and does the doggy paddle he will be fine. He will need Deek right next to him in his blow up inflatable ring just to make sure he doesn't drown in the shallow end but yeah he'll be OK. Meanwhile the kids in the pool will be powering up and down and jumping in splashing him and making him squeal.Wonder if he can swim
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That be a nightmare. Imagine getting a faceful of his breath....
Aw ma luvlies av been working lit a bleeping dug recently dain bespoke overtime (tae book ma holiday THIS year, smell the wealth) and a missed oot on the jet2 hoaliday confirmation!
Clearly the Paisley Princess wis too good for a £60 return wae Ryanair fae prestwick…
I hope some a the luvlies also happen tae be at the same hotel as him, get a pic wae him at the pool, mankini and shart card loud and proud. Pure utterly excited hens, we might actually break tattle then
Clearly the Paisley Princess wis too good for a £60 return wae Ryanair fae prestwick…
I hope some a the luvlies also happen tae be at the same hotel as him, get a pic wae him at the pool, mankini and shart card loud and proud. Pure utterly excited hens, we might actually break tattle then
Can someone please honestly tell ne.does anyone in Scotland, even if we geeeet really specific and say his town,speak like that.becuase I don't want to actually be being offensive 
Some are worse DollCan someone please honestly tell ne.does anyone in Scotland, even if we geeeet really specific and say his town,speak like that.becuase I don't want to actually be being offensive
I dae unfortunately have the same accent as Marion but at least I don’t use duck as a comma and can actually spell words properly so ayeCan someone please honestly tell ne.does anyone in Scotland, even if we geeeet really specific and say his town,speak like that.becuase I don't want to actually be being offensive
back in yer ain lane hen!
Deed Deek’s gaff wis barking afore Martin. Lit wan o they hooses aw the young team converge in on a Friday night wae bottles of Buckie and a bong. Least auld squinty chops removed the trainspotting aesthetic. Might no be tae ma taste but it’s still a million times better than it was. Nae debates oan ma page, so aye.
Chanting youse fae the rooftoaps hen, the Engerlish may take oor lives but they'll never take oor accent and nae debatesI dae unfortunately have the same accent as Marion but at least I don’t use duck as a comma and can actually spell words properly so aye
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Ah think you'll find wee Deek wuz living the bespoke bachelor lifestyle of Beirut towers afore Marion moved in. Bet Deek misses his trainspotting days.
What day is it hens? A need to know if I should be at work or not!
You need to get to know ma lovelie!!! It’s …..
T u a S a d a y
Let’s get this day done!
and so forth.Thanks ma lovelie. Phew I can go steam clean my high footfall area and get a bleep washing oot.You need to get to know ma lovelie!!! It’s …..
T u a S a d a y
Let’s get this day done!
Has he gone on holiday already?
Not been heard from him since he announced his retirement date.
Has he galloped to the tax office and demanded that as a blue tick IG OG he can retire the noo, so aye.
Middle finger to the government.
Not been heard from him since he announced his retirement date.
Has he galloped to the tax office and demanded that as a blue tick IG OG he can retire the noo, so aye.
Middle finger to the government.
I think he’s having a wee bespoke day off, just like “Oor Soph” (no ma quote) as he’s a blue tick wanker like her and twice as important now.
Either that or he’s stuck on the cludgie with his bespoke IBS.
Ma lovely, am sending up so many good thoughts and prayers tae yer power. Ah just cannae believe it!I dae unfortunately have the same accent as Marion but at least I don’t use duck as a comma and can actually spell words properly so aye
So long as ye’ve nae investit in a bespoke AYR number plate, we can still be pals so aye
They rip ma knitting, so they do, wee queue of them aw blocking up the M74 trying tae get back tae the mothership.
I saw this thread and the wiki mentioned on another thread, recently, as being brilliant.
I started reading the wiki last night and cried, laughing. That's all
I started reading the wiki last night and cried, laughing.
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