Welcome hen! Best thread oan this app! Never nae fighting and always funny!I saw this thread and the wiki mentioned on another thread, recently, as being brilliant.
I started reading the wiki last night and cried, laughing.That's all
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When he goes quiet like this, I always wonder if he's been on here for a read and it's really pissed him off
I love the word cludgie. It’s just the bestI think he’s having a wee bespoke day off, just like “Oor Soph” (no ma quote) as he’s a blue tick wanker like her and twice as important now.
Either that or he’s stuck on the cludgie with his bespoke IBS.
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I second this. Never a cross word on this thread
I found this thread recently and was amazed to find it's not a parody account. He really is real. Baffling.I saw this thread and the wiki mentioned on another thread, recently, as being brilliant.
I started reading the wiki last night and cried, laughing.
Cannae believe oan this Dayn of dawn T U E S D A Y oor vernaculars getting questioned. We may sound like Mario but dinnae haud it against us, Scottish hens oan this app unite!
I actually use a lot of the same words but don't have a Glaswegian accent. I don't find anything on this thread offensive just funny. In fact it's the funniest thread I've read on Tattle! Obviously I don't normally write the way I speak because I'm not Marion!Can someone please honestly tell ne.does anyone in Scotland, even if we geeeet really specific and say his town,speak like that.becuase I don't want to actually be being offensive
Anyway, I've swerved far too far oot ma ain lane here. Tonnes love to you ma lovelie spine bright
When you trust the fart and feel the shart running doon yer legs and intae the breezeblock sofa
All together now tae the tune of “That’s amore”When youse trust a fart
But it turns tae a shart
That’s a-Mario
When the pores oan your face
Make it look like a rice cake
That’s a-Mario
When your nose is a cock
And your sofa a breeze-block
That’s a-Mario
Fear not, we have a pichure oaf his bed. He coodni be bothered wi the day but didn't fur us. A real mother Theresa and nae debates.When he goes quiet like this, I always wonder if he's been on here for a read and it's really pissed him off
Wan oaf his many thoosands oaf fans oan that app ...
“Washing out and off to work” absolute troll, he hasnae a garden wi a washing line in it. Snakes all over that app
He's barely got a job either...“Washing out and off to work” absolute troll, he hasnae a garden wi a washing line in it. Snakes all over that app
Omg
blocked, don't message this page again, capeesh 
Get knotted Mario with your motivational speeches, you've zero to offer in the way of advice. Lorna needs to shut up, she's instilled such a sense of overinflated ego in the wee hotdog heid.
Away and order some more tripe for your week away next year
Hes nae bothered hens but he moves. He's a right gless hauf full downer type and nae debates. Whine, whine, whine but that's noo the right kinda whine Mario, mines a chardonnay in a large gless so aye
I'm pure affronted theres nae white wine emoji, looks like my swally is that Kylie shite.
We’ve just booked Portugal for August, smell the wealth hens… but of course oor wee hoaliday will be nothing in contrast to Marion’s. I wonder when the Primark and Shein hauls will start, beach cover ups and cotton troosers. Maybe even suitcases wae their initials oan it. The fat slut better start weight watchers the noo if she doesny want in up in the Spanish papers as a beached whale
I wonder who pissed in his kettle the day?Hes nae bothered hens but he moves. He's a right gless hauf full downer type and nae debates. Whine, whine, whine but that's noo the right kinda whine Mario, mines a chardonnay in a large gless so aye
bleep washin oan the horse and aff tae shine a few truncheons she meant ma lovelie“Washing out and off to work” absolute troll, he hasnae a garden wi a washing line in it. Snakes all over that app
Where did you get your wallpaper from, please?
Gorgeous room.
Beautiful bed.
What the fook, are these people sniffing glue?
His followers are either 1) arse-lickers 2) delusional 3) blind or all 3.
Gorgeous room.
Beautiful bed.
What the fook, are these people sniffing glue?
His followers are either 1) arse-lickers 2) delusional 3) blind or all 3.
I would go with all 3. Wallpaper looks like he's had a leak from the roof all down it, bed looks shite, uncomfortable and annoying with all those cushions. Wonder where he puts them at night, he doesn't have room on the floor!
Mario dusnae hiv a Glaswegian accent either ma lovely.I actually use a lot of the same words but don't have a Glaswegian accent. I don't find anything on this thread offensive just funny. In fact it's the funniest thread I've read on Tattle! Obviously I don't normally write the way I speak because I'm not Marion!
Anyway, I've swerved far too far oot ma ain lane here. Tonnes love to you ma lovelie spine bright
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