Ma lovelie she’s hinting for a surprise party where he’s no just done a shite, so ayeDeed Deek been wanting a holiday for last 5,4, 7, 10 years but Marion said no it's no for him only way he will go if Deed Deek pays for it. I could understand if you had moved into new home or genuinely did NEED kitchen done but Marion is council, kitchen can wait if rather get myself a holiday, plus is kitchen has been done 2x over last few years.
Went to view 2 venues, balloons etc but can't fill a room up? So why even go view places it's not for him no its because he can't even fill a car with real mates not inc the Insta huns.
15 minium to wait to go on holiday if you could get a mortgage like 🤌could easily get kitchen like 🤌 or holiday like 🤌 amount he's spent since Christmas he could had kitchen and holiday this year.
It will be same people dm him all time before he turned off replies. New followers can't dm him, but doesn't read them won't see it it's Derek that deals with it, but he watches who doesn't follow him if the view stories your blocked... Lie after lie I can't keep him.
Sad life of a 40 year old man.
Ah'm no gawn oan holiday, never message this page again!!!!!!Jet 2 August / Sept next year Deek will have taken the option to pay £60 deposit and 13 monthly instalments . Wonder which all inclusive resort wee Fat Madge made him press ‘book’ on.
Pass the criss & joos as I’m in for the long haul on this one.
I can confirm the Jet 2 confirmation belowI honestly don’t know anyone who has to plan a holiday a full year in advance with the exception of my Aussie family visiting the UK and us vice versa. But two single people with no commitments shouldn’t need an entire year to plan a week away in an all inclusive resort in Europe. My husband and I didn’t even spend that long planning our honeymoon across Asia! We just sat down about three months ahead and booked our flights and hotels and stuff. I genuinely feel like he must be a parody account!?!
That confirmation looked fake as fuck as well. Do Jet2 really confirm with “congratulations”? Sounds really fishy to me. Like if you’d won something then yeah, congrats. But booking a flight and hotel? Is that really worthy of congratulations? Then again it used the correct “You’re” so who knows. Unless he finally used spell check
I feel like I’m filled with more conspiracy theories than the nut jobs who thought todays emergency alert test was to activate the microchips they implanted in us all.
But youse don't huv a blue tick, Marion obviously goat a bespoke confirmation #soayeI can confirm the Jet 2 confirmation below
Madge, meet me at the Tron, I'll take you on a wee caravan holiday to Millport. We can hire bikes and laugh our heads off reminiscing about MazAh'm no gawn oan holiday, never message this page again!!!!!!
Tonsa luv Mx
2017No where near 10 years anyway!!!
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Derek lived in his own in 2017. Mazda the bullshitter didn’t cuckoo him til later that year!
Back in the days when he only had 2 chinsIt was 4 years in 2019. And he was probably exaggerating then.View attachment 2122318
Wee tattle jurnee tae croc rock, so aye. It’s goat better hair than oor Marion taeMadge, meet me at the Tron, I'll take you on a wee caravan holiday to Millport. We can hire bikes and laugh our heads off reminiscing about Maz
Aww Madge hen, I wisnae meaning ‘Oor Madge’ I wis meaning the other Madge ….’Fat Madge’ fae the quadrant.Ah'm no gawn oan holiday, never message this page again!!!!!!
Tonsa luv Mx
Buckled hen so aye hold you power
There would be a tab for something like Manage My Booking as well?The more I look at his booking confirmation the more it looks like he’s screenshotted the search page on Jet2. it says find hotel/destination, why would it say that if you’ve already booked? Then he’s put a text box on it and pretended he’s booked somethingStill hope he’s away on a holiday , the hilarity would be too much.
Clutchin ma beak at the multiple bikinis on the wean fs every time I look there’s something new to enjoy
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