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Please, I beg someone to tell me how his video with his new gadget is in any way different to just moving your phone around in your hands? I know he's shakes like a Chihuahua that's been left outside the shop by his owner, but there's free software and apps you can use for image stabilisation. Unless he's got some wicked action shots up his sleeve, maybe I'd say yeah it's a good investment. But he barely films himself outside of the crack den.
He needs to practice for the big Ibiza trip - hanging off the back of a motor bike taking scenic shots - can you just imagine?
I would pay all my savings to see that happen
That poky little flat must be bursting at the seams by now. Even his little video you could see every single surface was cluttered with unused stuff. It would drive me mad!
He just makes taking the piss way too easy. Buys a hundred quid gadget that most people use for filming sports or running or outdoor activities and uses it for filming that bleeping awful bed.
He’s making me think he’s a parody again. But surely no one would have that amount of plastic surgery needed to make a normal person look like him, JUST to have a parody instagram account?
He’s making me think he’s a parody again. But surely no one would have that amount of plastic surgery needed to make a normal person look like him, JUST to have a parody instagram account?
Not even a filter can hide them pores my lovely
I was watching that vile app Tiktik and saw this. My first thought was that this would be an excellent solution fae Mario's hoarding problem. Thank me later, Maz hen!I would pay all my savings to see that happen
That poky little flat must be bursting at the seams by now. Even his little video you could see every single surface was cluttered with unused stuff. It would drive me mad!
If you look back on some of the videos he's put on his grid from before he wasted nearly £100 on a pointless gadget, they look almost identical!! If you showed me both videos side by side I honestly couldn't tell you which was which.
I've actually just watched the old videos back (without sound because his taste is music is so awful) and I counted three reed diffusers in the living room. Who even needs three reed diffusers in one room! He really does throw his money away on the most pointless tit. But he must be absolutely minted if he says he could actually get a mortgage just like that.
Like a lovely buttery crumpet. Iykgtk
Lads her leggings 
This is PERFECT for him. For starters he can get some hunky tradie in to fit them, so that gives him something to perv over. And then, because they’re both midgets, he can have EXTRA DEEP boxes fitted. They only need about 3 feet of headroom.
Mate, I was up at 06:30 today. Which I'd consider a lie in as yesterday I was up at 05:30. Because I HAVE to. To look after my son and go to work. A full day's work mind, every single day. 40hrs per week. He needs to jog on with his "do it for me" bollocks.I hope you have all got up and if no for yourself then do it for me
Also he proper waddles when he walks doesn't he.
Why is he banging on about going blind? Are we going on a wee Lasik journey? Is that what all the squinting lately was about?
I am low-key envious of the sunshine though. It's properly tit down here today.
He's got an eye condition. As soon as he mentioned that person going blind l knew he was going to make it about himself like he usually does
The stare of that paving where he lives
He wears the most shocking looking outfits, maybe he is blind after all
Imagine having to use someone else's misfortune to help you feel better about your own life.
My pal is blind. News flash Marisota, he can still feel warm sun on a summers day so try not to be too gunt wrenched. Incidentally he also has a thriving career (ever heard of a screen reader?) and a front and back door. He'd piss himself at your motivational tit.
My pal is blind. News flash Marisota, he can still feel warm sun on a summers day so try not to be too gunt wrenched. Incidentally he also has a thriving career (ever heard of a screen reader?) and a front and back door. He'd piss himself at your motivational tit.
Ah think we might be going oan a....
" Hello, Paisley Cooncil, Ah need tae move tae a hoose with nay communal stairs, due tae ma impending blindness onset" journeh.
The squinting is exaggerated fae the benefit of the assessment too.
" Hello, Paisley Cooncil, Ah need tae move tae a hoose with nay communal stairs, due tae ma impending blindness onset" journeh.
The squinting is exaggerated fae the benefit of the assessment too.
I’d walk around squinting like that too if it wasn’t for this genius invention….prescription bleeping glasses!
He’s such a wee prick. so aye.
He’s such a wee prick. so aye.
He's goat Kerry Katonas ma lovelie, ah wunner if the blind nikkita dug incident made him think aboot his eyesight issues tae.
If he kin make his way room the obstacle course of tat in Beirut towers then his eyesight is better than mine and nae debates.
Sorry to jump back ta yesterday.
An 11 shift as a cleaner, fook me, what building is he cleaning and can you legally do an 11 hr shift or has he included his other ''clients'' in this total?
And why say ''get me hame'', is he not already at hame?
Trying to talk positively but then mentions somebody's sudden blindness. How is that positive talk?
An 11 shift as a cleaner, fook me, what building is he cleaning and can you legally do an 11 hr shift or has he included his other ''clients'' in this total?
And why say ''get me hame'', is he not already at hame?
Trying to talk positively but then mentions somebody's sudden blindness. How is that positive talk?
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